Coleslaw
@coleslawtheterrier.bsky.social
HELLO, I am COLESLAW, I am the BEST DOG
@katriddell.bsky.social is my human :)
@katriddell.bsky.social is my human :)
Momther is “popping out to the library quick” and “will be back soon”
I think I shall unwind and tangle up a ball of yarn about it. Mayhaps unstuff a pillow. Perchance even eat a stress ball.
I think I shall unwind and tangle up a ball of yarn about it. Mayhaps unstuff a pillow. Perchance even eat a stress ball.
January 14, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Momther is “popping out to the library quick” and “will be back soon”
I think I shall unwind and tangle up a ball of yarn about it. Mayhaps unstuff a pillow. Perchance even eat a stress ball.
I think I shall unwind and tangle up a ball of yarn about it. Mayhaps unstuff a pillow. Perchance even eat a stress ball.
ok, yes, thank you for kissy. but. what I really wanted. just. one (1) bite of ice cream. please.
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
ok, yes, thank you for kissy. but. what I really wanted. just. one (1) bite of ice cream. please.
HOLY SHIT SCREMBLY EGGY FOR COLESLAW!!!!!!
January 4, 2026 at 12:43 AM
HOLY SHIT SCREMBLY EGGY FOR COLESLAW!!!!!!
YES I AM SEND LAMBCHOP TO VALHALLA
"lambchop is going to valhalla"
January 1, 2026 at 4:02 AM
YES I AM SEND LAMBCHOP TO VALHALLA
2026 Goals:
1. eat more cheesies
2. eat more chippies
3. eat more eggies
4. crime
5. chew more fingers
1. eat more cheesies
2. eat more chippies
3. eat more eggies
4. crime
5. chew more fingers
December 31, 2025 at 8:36 PM
2026 Goals:
1. eat more cheesies
2. eat more chippies
3. eat more eggies
4. crime
5. chew more fingers
1. eat more cheesies
2. eat more chippies
3. eat more eggies
4. crime
5. chew more fingers
momther give Coleslaw an pepparkakor challenge level IMPOSSIBLE, APPARENTLY
December 30, 2025 at 9:56 PM
momther give Coleslaw an pepparkakor challenge level IMPOSSIBLE, APPARENTLY
The counselors have FORCED me into my coat, this is an OUTRAGE!! I do not need a COAT, I am a FEROCIOUS WOLF!! Winter quivers before me!!
December 22, 2025 at 8:49 PM
The counselors have FORCED me into my coat, this is an OUTRAGE!! I do not need a COAT, I am a FEROCIOUS WOLF!! Winter quivers before me!!
one more sleep til camp!!!!
December 16, 2025 at 1:06 AM
one more sleep til camp!!!!
Coleslaw just wants an sweet potato and a fucking break
November 27, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Coleslaw just wants an sweet potato and a fucking break
ESA Coleslaw gets no days off! Even holidays are not sacred!
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ESA Coleslaw gets no days off! Even holidays are not sacred!
ESA Coleslaw works day and night with no time off and does not even have a 401k and also am being DEPRIVED of shreddy cheese
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
ESA Coleslaw works day and night with no time off and does not even have a 401k and also am being DEPRIVED of shreddy cheese
“Im pretty sure you have kibble in your bowl” well I am pretty sure I deserve more than two (2) shreddy cheese
November 17, 2025 at 8:12 PM
“Im pretty sure you have kibble in your bowl” well I am pretty sure I deserve more than two (2) shreddy cheese
momther am not let coleslaw eat delicious wool sockies even tho coleslaw am extremely deserve a treat >:(
November 17, 2025 at 4:10 PM
momther am not let coleslaw eat delicious wool sockies even tho coleslaw am extremely deserve a treat >:(
Petition for Coleslaw to receive one (1) Reese’s pumpkin
November 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
Petition for Coleslaw to receive one (1) Reese’s pumpkin
mmm, pizza hands
November 6, 2025 at 1:01 AM
mmm, pizza hands
If I had thumbs I would be unstoppable
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 AM
If I had thumbs I would be unstoppable
COLESLAW AM VICTORIOUS
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 PM
COLESLAW AM VICTORIOUS
COLESLAW AM IN AN STRAIGHTJACKET!! FREE COLESLAW!!!!
I have put Coleslaw in a jumper VERY TEMPORARILY while she warms up from the window being open a bit too long and you’d think I was actually abusing her.
November 1, 2025 at 7:14 PM
COLESLAW AM IN AN STRAIGHTJACKET!! FREE COLESLAW!!!!
Perhaps if I recline in momther’s lap so carefully I can reach their cashews…
October 30, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Perhaps if I recline in momther’s lap so carefully I can reach their cashews…
When is Coleslaw ever NOT on the clock, I demand a meeting with my union rep!!!!
Coleslaw: oh boy I love to lie on top of my squishmallows in a sunbeam
Me: nope, get over here, ESA Coleslaw is on the clock
Me: nope, get over here, ESA Coleslaw is on the clock
October 23, 2025 at 7:29 PM
When is Coleslaw ever NOT on the clock, I demand a meeting with my union rep!!!!
HI FROM MY NEW POKEMAN
October 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HI FROM MY NEW POKEMAN
Coleslaw am going SOLAR, gotta RECHARGE MY BATTERIES
Coleslaw would like you all to know that living room sunbeam season is here
September 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Coleslaw am going SOLAR, gotta RECHARGE MY BATTERIES
I wonder if I can trick momther into giving me SECOND fishies
September 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I wonder if I can trick momther into giving me SECOND fishies
WHO WANTS TO PLAY MERMAIDS?
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
WHO WANTS TO PLAY MERMAIDS?
I learned how to caulk a bathtub today!! One step closer to my dream of becoming a certified maintenance dog!!!!
September 5, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I learned how to caulk a bathtub today!! One step closer to my dream of becoming a certified maintenance dog!!!!