Mr B
@colinbaines.bsky.social
68,349,745th in line for the throne.
Dorset.
Dorset.
Thick fog this morning.
March 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Thick fog this morning.
AI won't bring the bins in, WILL IT?
March 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
AI won't bring the bins in, WILL IT?
And it turns out that pancakes didn't originally contain pancreas after all.
March 4, 2025 at 8:07 PM
And it turns out that pancakes didn't originally contain pancreas after all.
In our house a JD is a jam doughnut.
March 4, 2025 at 5:43 PM
In our house a JD is a jam doughnut.
Final day of Shrovetide.
March 4, 2025 at 8:12 AM
Final day of Shrovetide.
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Accidental Renaissance painting in The Guardian this morning.
March 3, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Accidental Renaissance painting in The Guardian this morning.
Mind you don't get your
March 1, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Mind you don't get your
Failed to see that lineup of planets last night. Apparently you had to go outside.
February 27, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Failed to see that lineup of planets last night. Apparently you had to go outside.
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#NowWatching The Miniaturist (2017 Guillem Morales) The auto generated-subtitle feature keeps struggling with the Dutch name 'Johannes'
February 25, 2025 at 1:41 PM
#NowWatching The Miniaturist (2017 Guillem Morales) The auto generated-subtitle feature keeps struggling with the Dutch name 'Johannes'
Ukraine & US agree a deal for minerals AND the water level in the downstairs loo seems a bit low this morning. Coincidence?
February 26, 2025 at 8:57 AM
Ukraine & US agree a deal for minerals AND the water level in the downstairs loo seems a bit low this morning. Coincidence?
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This can't be good.
February 16, 2025 at 2:46 PM
This can't be good.
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Off to the docs with a 'sample' this morning. I'm taking plenty in case one of them has a part-time hide tanning business.
February 14, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Off to the docs with a 'sample' this morning. I'm taking plenty in case one of them has a part-time hide tanning business.
And now the cat wants something and I have no idea what it is.
February 13, 2025 at 6:28 PM
And now the cat wants something and I have no idea what it is.
Another day without an unexpected enormous inheritance from a previously unknown distant relative with a squiffy eye, a castle in Scotland and an angry monkey.
February 13, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Another day without an unexpected enormous inheritance from a previously unknown distant relative with a squiffy eye, a castle in Scotland and an angry monkey.
Hello toaster my old friend.
February 11, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Hello toaster my old friend.
Me: Do you have a lamp that looks like a squirrel with a grenade launcher?
Tesco:
Tesco:
February 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Me: Do you have a lamp that looks like a squirrel with a grenade launcher?
Tesco:
Tesco:
New passport has arrived.
February 8, 2025 at 10:02 AM
New passport has arrived.
Ever wondered how many times you've opened a new plastic milk container? Me neither.
February 7, 2025 at 11:07 AM
Ever wondered how many times you've opened a new plastic milk container? Me neither.
Aww, the perfect Valentine's gift.
February 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Aww, the perfect Valentine's gift.
Some people are simply not worth your time.
people over 30 quote this with some life advice for the rest of us?
January 30, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Some people are simply not worth your time.
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Am learning t'ai chi & having a nervous breakdown. Two things I've always wanted to do.
January 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Am learning t'ai chi & having a nervous breakdown. Two things I've always wanted to do.