Colin Carlton
@colincarltonvo.bsky.social
Voiceover artist, writer, podcaster, business owner, and D&D lover. My blood is 85% coffee at this point. #voiceactor #writer
www.colincarlton.com
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What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
December 29, 2025 at 11:00 PM
What I always hear: “We can’t afford to pay our workers more than $15 an hour.”
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
What I never hear: “We can’t afford to pay our CEO millions of dollars a year.”
Funny how that works.
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Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
December 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Casual reminder that the myth of “pulling yourself up by your bootstraps” is a cruel hoax designed to convince poor people from all walks of life that the injustices they face are a result of their own actions, rather than an oppressive system rigged against them.
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This is one of our favorites!
December 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
This is one of our favorites!
Felt like a pretty dark year. I guess the best hope we can have, is that eventually the sun will rise. Shine and warm us up. All we have to do is wait for sunrise.
December 16, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Felt like a pretty dark year. I guess the best hope we can have, is that eventually the sun will rise. Shine and warm us up. All we have to do is wait for sunrise.
Is this who the Christian Right is backing these days?
Rob Reiner and his wife Michele Singer were murdered. This is how Trump decided to respond.
December 16, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Is this who the Christian Right is backing these days?
Yeah, no shit. The guy who googled everything you’d google about killing your wife short of googling
“how do I, Brian Walshe, kill my wife?”
“how do I, Brian Walshe, kill my wife?”
Jurors found Brian Walshe guilty of murdering his wife, Ana Walshe, before dismembering her body and dumping her remains in various locations.
Brian Walshe convicted of murder for killing his wife, Ana Walshe, before dismembering her body and dumping her remains - The Boston Globe
The verdict carries an automatic sentence of life without the possibility of parole.
trib.al
December 15, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Yeah, no shit. The guy who googled everything you’d google about killing your wife short of googling
“how do I, Brian Walshe, kill my wife?”
“how do I, Brian Walshe, kill my wife?”
Hoping all my Providence friends are safe tonight.
December 14, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Hoping all my Providence friends are safe tonight.
Roll for the day…
November 14, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Roll for the day…
So- not that anybody who needs this doesn’t already know this - but iMovie might be the worse video editing software I’ve ever TRIED to use. #art? #videoediting?
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
So- not that anybody who needs this doesn’t already know this - but iMovie might be the worse video editing software I’ve ever TRIED to use. #art? #videoediting?
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TRUMP: “Our groceries are way down (not true). Everything is way down (not true). Thanksgiving meals 25% down (not true). So I don't want to hear about affordability.”
He’s trying to lie his way through it.
He thinks we are all morons. 🤥
He’s trying to lie his way through it.
He thinks we are all morons. 🤥
November 7, 2025 at 4:54 AM
TRUMP: “Our groceries are way down (not true). Everything is way down (not true). Thanksgiving meals 25% down (not true). So I don't want to hear about affordability.”
He’s trying to lie his way through it.
He thinks we are all morons. 🤥
He’s trying to lie his way through it.
He thinks we are all morons. 🤥
Happy All Saint’s Day.
November 1, 2025 at 10:06 PM
Happy All Saint’s Day.
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REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
October 31, 2025 at 2:33 AM
REV. BLACK (who was shot in the head with a pepper ball): “If this is what they’re doing to pastors, journalists, teachers, mothers, and the elderly gathered to sing and pray outside ICE facilities… what might they be doing to our neighbors who are behind those walls?”
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Reminder: November 4th is extremely important, don’t forget to vote!
October 26, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Reminder: November 4th is extremely important, don’t forget to vote!
Let me get this right: my #Squarespace annual fee goes up so they can slap “AI” on some new features that I never wanted, never see a use for, and that I will never even touch? What a fun world we’ve created for ourselves where I help pay for toys that I don’t want. #ai #business #wasteofmoney
October 10, 2025 at 10:54 AM
Let me get this right: my #Squarespace annual fee goes up so they can slap “AI” on some new features that I never wanted, never see a use for, and that I will never even touch? What a fun world we’ve created for ourselves where I help pay for toys that I don’t want. #ai #business #wasteofmoney
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STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
September 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
STEWART: “Comedy doesn’t change the world, but it’s a bellwether— we’re the banana peel in the coal mine… authoritarians are the threat to comedy, music, art, thought… progress.”
Nailed it.
Nailed it.
All. I. Wanted. Was. A. Muffin. #starbucks #cafe
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
All. I. Wanted. Was. A. Muffin. #starbucks #cafe
Hot take, moose are big.
August 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Hot take, moose are big.
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A Yosemite National Park ranger has been fired, and others could still face charges, after a massive transgender pride flag was hung from El Capitan earlier this year. Shannon “SJ” Joslin, a bat biologist, received a termination letter last week citing “unacceptable conduct.”
August 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
A Yosemite National Park ranger has been fired, and others could still face charges, after a massive transgender pride flag was hung from El Capitan earlier this year. Shannon “SJ” Joslin, a bat biologist, received a termination letter last week citing “unacceptable conduct.”
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🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”
August 19, 2025 at 9:14 PM
🇺🇸 National Guard soldier speaks out: “I swore an oath to defend our constitution… seeking refuge is not an act of violence. Locking people up for it is.”
The entirety of Jackson, Wyoming looks like it was cast by The CW.
August 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
The entirety of Jackson, Wyoming looks like it was cast by The CW.
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This one’s actually worth watching! 💚
Nick Offerman Is Sounding the Alarm: America’s National Parks Are Under Attack | The Daily Show
YouTube video by The Daily Show
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July 21, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This one’s actually worth watching! 💚