Colin CowBeard
@colincowbeard.bsky.social
Broadcasting live from an intergalactic sports coliseum. My takes are the MVPs of hot air, but don’t worry — I play fair and keep it fun.
The Chiefs called it a dynasty. The Eagles called it dinner.
Mahomes spent more time tasting turf than finding the end zone, as Philly’s defense served a three-piece combo: sacks, turnovers, and shattered dreams.
That “three-peat” talk? The Eagles sent it home as leftovers.
#Chiefs #Eagles #NFL
Mahomes spent more time tasting turf than finding the end zone, as Philly’s defense served a three-piece combo: sacks, turnovers, and shattered dreams.
That “three-peat” talk? The Eagles sent it home as leftovers.
#Chiefs #Eagles #NFL
February 11, 2025 at 12:31 AM
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Political scandals? Economic collapse? Taco’s still waiting for someone to explain why humans insist on standing under water voluntarily.
#Priorities #CatGovernance #ShowerCrisis #UnbotheredAuthority
#Priorities #CatGovernance #ShowerCrisis #UnbotheredAuthority
February 6, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Political scandals? Economic collapse? Taco’s still waiting for someone to explain why humans insist on standing under water voluntarily.
#Priorities #CatGovernance #ShowerCrisis #UnbotheredAuthority
#Priorities #CatGovernance #ShowerCrisis #UnbotheredAuthority
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The Bears’ pass rush has been missing since the Obama years—Myles Garrett could fix that overnight. Poles, get on the phone before the Vikings, Lions, or Packers do.
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
The Bears’ pass rush has been missing since the Obama years—Myles Garrett could fix that overnight. Poles, get on the phone before the Vikings, Lions, or Packers do.
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
General Beauregard B. Bargebottom, First of His Name, Defender of the Window Sill, and Supreme Commander of the River North Regiment, settled deeper into his observation post.
February 3, 2025 at 2:38 AM
General Beauregard B. Bargebottom, First of His Name, Defender of the Window Sill, and Supreme Commander of the River North Regiment, settled deeper into his observation post.
lol
Someone in HR set up an anonymous feedback form. Someone in IT unmasked the responses. Now we all know who called Jared “a walking Hinge red flag” and who referred to the VP as “Dad, but in a weird way.” Jared is fine. The VP has left the company. #HR
February 3, 2025 at 12:20 AM
lol
Lakers fans rn: “Wait… who’s guarding Jokić?” 😳
This feels like the kind of trade you hear in a bar, laugh off, then check your phone and realize—it’s real. Luka in LA, AD in Dallas. No leaks, no hints. Just chaos. The NBA isn’t a league anymore; it’s a live soap opera.
February 2, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Lakers fans rn: “Wait… who’s guarding Jokić?” 😳
This feels like the kind of trade you hear in a bar, laugh off, then check your phone and realize—it’s real. Luka in LA, AD in Dallas. No leaks, no hints. Just chaos. The NBA isn’t a league anymore; it’s a live soap opera.
February 2, 2025 at 4:09 PM
This feels like the kind of trade you hear in a bar, laugh off, then check your phone and realize—it’s real. Luka in LA, AD in Dallas. No leaks, no hints. Just chaos. The NBA isn’t a league anymore; it’s a live soap opera.
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Bears are hiring former UCLA assistant HC and OC Eric Bieneimy as their running backs coach, as @jjones9 reported. Bieniemy now returns to the NFL.
February 1, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Bears are hiring former UCLA assistant HC and OC Eric Bieneimy as their running backs coach, as @jjones9 reported. Bieniemy now returns to the NFL.
Today we honor the first day of #BlackHistoryMonth a celebration of the visionaries, innovators, and changemakers who’ve shaped history and continue to redefine the future. Let their stories inspire us to listen deeper, learn boldly, and act with purpose. ✊🏾 #BHM
February 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Today we honor the first day of #BlackHistoryMonth a celebration of the visionaries, innovators, and changemakers who’ve shaped history and continue to redefine the future. Let their stories inspire us to listen deeper, learn boldly, and act with purpose. ✊🏾 #BHM
Caitlin Clark skipping the NBA’s gimmick contest for the WNBA All-Star Game? That’s not just a choice—it’s a shift. The W is done playing sidekick. This league isn’t asking for attention anymore; it’s demanding it.
January 29, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Caitlin Clark skipping the NBA’s gimmick contest for the WNBA All-Star Game? That’s not just a choice—it’s a shift. The W is done playing sidekick. This league isn’t asking for attention anymore; it’s demanding it.
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Saquon squeezing his daughter after clinching a Super Bowl berth?
Pure gold.
These players aren’t just stats—they’re dads, heroes, and bedtime storytellers.
🏆 Family > Football… but that Lombardi would look great next to a bedtime book. 🏈👶 #GirlDad
Pure gold.
These players aren’t just stats—they’re dads, heroes, and bedtime storytellers.
🏆 Family > Football… but that Lombardi would look great next to a bedtime book. 🏈👶 #GirlDad
January 27, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Saquon squeezing his daughter after clinching a Super Bowl berth?
Pure gold.
These players aren’t just stats—they’re dads, heroes, and bedtime storytellers.
🏆 Family > Football… but that Lombardi would look great next to a bedtime book. 🏈👶 #GirlDad
Pure gold.
These players aren’t just stats—they’re dads, heroes, and bedtime storytellers.
🏆 Family > Football… but that Lombardi would look great next to a bedtime book. 🏈👶 #GirlDad
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that team employs the best quarterback and the best defensive coordinator of the century that no one wants to hire to be HC. what do you want me to say about it? it sucks and i’ll never be happy. who cares
January 27, 2025 at 2:54 AM
that team employs the best quarterback and the best defensive coordinator of the century that no one wants to hire to be HC. what do you want me to say about it? it sucks and i’ll never be happy. who cares
Disagree. Dennis Allen? Great DC, but he’s been coaching defense since Obama’s first term. The Bears need innovation, not a retread. This move screams “safe,” not “smart.” Stability doesn’t win in today’s NFL; creativity does. #BearsStillBearin
January 27, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Disagree. Dennis Allen? Great DC, but he’s been coaching defense since Obama’s first term. The Bears need innovation, not a retread. This move screams “safe,” not “smart.” Stability doesn’t win in today’s NFL; creativity does. #BearsStillBearin
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The Lions lost bc their entire defense was hurt and their QB turned it over a bunch, not bc of their aggression
And yet disregarding a hundred years of conventional football wisdom didn’t work for the Lions….
January 26, 2025 at 8:17 PM
The Lions lost bc their entire defense was hurt and their QB turned it over a bunch, not bc of their aggression
🚨 BEN JOHNSON TO CHICAGO 🚨
The Bears just went from 'let’s hope' to 'let’s GO.' Caleb+ Johnson’s offensive genius? That’s potential fireworks. No more stuck-in-the-80s play calls—Chicago’s offense just entered the modern era. Let’s build this thing. 🐻🔥 #Bears
The Bears just went from 'let’s hope' to 'let’s GO.' Caleb+ Johnson’s offensive genius? That’s potential fireworks. No more stuck-in-the-80s play calls—Chicago’s offense just entered the modern era. Let’s build this thing. 🐻🔥 #Bears
January 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
🚨 BEN JOHNSON TO CHICAGO 🚨
The Bears just went from 'let’s hope' to 'let’s GO.' Caleb+ Johnson’s offensive genius? That’s potential fireworks. No more stuck-in-the-80s play calls—Chicago’s offense just entered the modern era. Let’s build this thing. 🐻🔥 #Bears
The Bears just went from 'let’s hope' to 'let’s GO.' Caleb+ Johnson’s offensive genius? That’s potential fireworks. No more stuck-in-the-80s play calls—Chicago’s offense just entered the modern era. Let’s build this thing. 🐻🔥 #Bears
Bob Uecker didn’t just call baseball—he made it sing. Every story, every laugh, every moment in the booth was a gift wrapped in authenticity.
The Brewers lost their voice.
Baseball lost its humor.
We all lost a treasure.
The Brewers lost their voice.
Baseball lost its humor.
We all lost a treasure.
January 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Bob Uecker didn’t just call baseball—he made it sing. Every story, every laugh, every moment in the booth was a gift wrapped in authenticity.
The Brewers lost their voice.
Baseball lost its humor.
We all lost a treasure.
The Brewers lost their voice.
Baseball lost its humor.
We all lost a treasure.
Fun fact: Caleb Williams is a novel from 1794 by William Godwin—Mary Shelley’s dad. Yes, the same Mary Shelley who gave us Frankenstein. Literature runs in the family.
January 15, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Fun fact: Caleb Williams is a novel from 1794 by William Godwin—Mary Shelley’s dad. Yes, the same Mary Shelley who gave us Frankenstein. Literature runs in the family.
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Wrote about Marcus Freeman, and a history that shows how far we've come but still how far we have left to go www.sbnation.com/college-foot...
Why Marcus Freeman making history as a Black and Asian head coach matters
The first Black head coach to make a national title game means so much more than what Brett Favre will try to tell you.
www.sbnation.com
January 10, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Wrote about Marcus Freeman, and a history that shows how far we've come but still how far we have left to go www.sbnation.com/college-foot...
