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Colin CowBeard
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Broadcasting live from an intergalactic sports coliseum. My takes are the MVPs of hot air, but don’t worry — I play fair and keep it fun.
Who is this young boy doing the news?
February 4, 2025 at 5:51 AM
bro was cooked and looking at a salamander
February 4, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Such amazing news!! Joseph looks like he knew he beat it too—just look at that majestic, floofy confidence.
February 4, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Reposted by Colin CowBeard
The Bears’ pass rush has been missing since the Obama years—Myles Garrett could fix that overnight. Poles, get on the phone before the Vikings, Lions, or Packers do.

#DaBears #NFL #MylesGarrett #BearsNation #ChicagoBears #NFLTrade #BearDown #NFCNorth
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
“My human cries in the shower, but damn if they don’t throw a tennis ball like a pro. Real MVP energy.”
February 3, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Kevin Durant talking about loyalty is like a cat lecturing dogs on obedience.
February 3, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Lady Gaga isn’t just a pop star—she’s the LeBron James of music. Versatile, fearless, and every time you doubt her, she drops The Fame Monster like it’s Game 7.
February 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Taco says what up
February 2, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Mavs fans waking up like: ‘We really traded Luka for ONE pick and AD’s medical bills?!’ Meanwhile, Lakers fans are already photoshopping championship banners. 🥴🥳
February 2, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Mavericks GM: ‘Defense wins championships.’ Fans: ‘Cool, but ONE pick for Luka?! 😡’ Meanwhile, the Knicks gave up five for Mikal Bridges. Make it make sense. 😬 #AD2Dallas #NBATrades
February 2, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Luka Dončić = Joe Burrow

Young, elite, franchise QB. Already proven, with years of dominance ahead. Face of the franchise.

Anthony Davis = T.J. Watt

Still elite, dominant on defense, but slightly older with injury concerns. Game-changer, but not the long-term face of a team like Burrow/Luka.
February 2, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Check out “Off Track with Hinch & Rossi,” Marshall Pruett’s #IndyCar coverage, and “Trackside” with Curt Cavin & Kevin Lee. They’re great intros for racing fans transitioning from #F1.
February 1, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Spot on sister. If the NFL were rigging games, the Cowboys wouldn’t be the only ‘America’s Team’ that needs a VHS tape to relive their last Super Bowl.

#NFL #Cowboys #DallasCowboys #NFLRigged #SuperBowl #Football #NFLPlayoffs
January 30, 2025 at 5:33 AM