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Not Actually a Fish
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IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained.

Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
I'm Donald Trump and so's my wife.
January 11, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ah, Ted...
January 11, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Should it be banned though? (Spoiler: fucking yes).

If it was an aberration or a bug, OK, we fixed it and we're very sorry. What happened? Nothing. He locked it down to people with a blue tick - the ones who pay him. Fuck this and fuck him. #BanX
January 11, 2026 at 9:57 PM
Aston Villa, beating Wolves 3-0. Where do I pick up my prize?
January 11, 2026 at 9:52 PM
They already have the option of literally dozens of military bases in Greenland. Trump is fucking mental.
January 11, 2026 at 9:46 PM
As a resident of southern France, poke can eff right off. So much of that shit in my garden. Aside from which, why would you eat something you need to cook for a month so it doesn't kill you?
January 11, 2026 at 9:44 PM
I'm frankly shocked that you aren't welcome on that bastion of truth that is the BBC.
January 11, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Why the hell would anyone in Europe want to inherit that clusterfuck?
January 11, 2026 at 9:36 PM
Clickbait bullshit. Fuck you.
January 9, 2026 at 11:02 PM
Well, actually do it this time. No strongly worded letter, no concessions. Wipe that smug dickhead's poisonous trash off the menu.
January 9, 2026 at 10:03 AM
If I were to Google "shit-eating grin" it would come up with a pic of that troll walking onstage at the beginning of the clip.
January 9, 2026 at 10:00 AM
I'm sure a lot of the people are defiitely better than this. Nazi Barbie and all her evil cohorts definitely aren't. Smearing and lying about an innocent woman's death is right on brand.
January 9, 2026 at 9:58 AM
I know a few who live in the US (and they are far from stupid) but the majority I have met on my travels in the EU. As others have said, it's the ones who want to expand their horizons and learn about the world who impress - not those who think "USA! USA!" is a valid conclusion to an argument.
January 9, 2026 at 9:48 AM
Filth.
January 8, 2026 at 2:03 PM
I think you spelled 'corrupt' incorrectly there.
January 8, 2026 at 10:49 AM
Like the scrounging bastard didn't already have enough money. Time to break up the 'royal' family and use the money more wisely.
January 8, 2026 at 10:44 AM
Not American, so forgive me for not knowing who you are. However, you sound like *just* the sort of person who could make a difference. Well said.
January 8, 2026 at 10:31 AM