Not Actually a Fish
@colinmoors.eu
IT monkey. Eats anything. Mostly housetrained.
Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
Zero tolerance policy on sex and crypto scammers. Expect abuse.
Cathing up with #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding S05. Referential, derivative and unnecessary thesp wank. Couldn't love it more.
January 11, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Cathing up with #OnlyMurdersInTheBuilding S05. Referential, derivative and unnecessary thesp wank. Couldn't love it more.
Reposted by Not Actually a Fish
Perhaps FIFA could do something useful for once and tell Trump that any interference with Greenland will immediately lose America the World Cup.
January 11, 2026 at 7:29 AM
Perhaps FIFA could do something useful for once and tell Trump that any interference with Greenland will immediately lose America the World Cup.
Reposted by Not Actually a Fish
You know who else shot civilians in the street?
Nazis
Nazis
January 7, 2026 at 5:32 PM
You know who else shot civilians in the street?
Nazis
Nazis
What meeting did I miss where all the true patriots and defenders of England's green and pleasant lands all fucked off to live in UAE?
January 7, 2026 at 10:02 PM
What meeting did I miss where all the true patriots and defenders of England's green and pleasant lands all fucked off to live in UAE?
It's turning into what some might see as a "winter wonderland". These people clearly don't live in the south, where everything stops after the first flake.
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
It's turning into what some might see as a "winter wonderland". These people clearly don't live in the south, where everything stops after the first flake.
I spent 0 dollars or euros with the company of the shiny-headed paedo enabler. I intend to keep doing so.
January 7, 2026 at 9:25 AM
I spent 0 dollars or euros with the company of the shiny-headed paedo enabler. I intend to keep doing so.
More of this, less tech bro bullshit.
Hacktivist deletes white supremacist websites live onstage during hacker conference | TechCrunch
A hacker known as Martha Root broke in and deleted three white supremacist websites at the end of a talk during the annual hacker conference Chaos Communication Congress in Germany.
techcrunch.com
January 6, 2026 at 7:33 AM
More of this, less tech bro bullshit.
Good luck trying it with Brigitte.
January 4, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Good luck trying it with Brigitte.
This is real, actual Dept. of State. What a sad, pathetic lot of weak men they are.
January 4, 2026 at 3:54 PM
This is real, actual Dept. of State. What a sad, pathetic lot of weak men they are.
Nothing says 'patriotism' quite like begging a foreign nation to invade. What a sad little man Stephen is.
January 4, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Nothing says 'patriotism' quite like begging a foreign nation to invade. What a sad little man Stephen is.
Love this.
Julie Andrews’ Daily Schedule.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
1. Quick Homer Simpson impression
2. Learn about bushcraft
3. Watch silly British comedy
4. Remove weeds in garden
5. Begin making coffee flavoured bread
D’oh, Ray Mears, Farce, Hoe, Latte dough.
January 4, 2026 at 10:32 AM
Love this.
I wish I could find this as funny as it undoubtedly is.
It’s a dark night when you look at the news and are forced to admit that you no longer believe in the power of the FIFA peace prize
January 3, 2026 at 10:42 AM
I wish I could find this as funny as it undoubtedly is.
Just to prove that you can't smear your tawdry, cheap name on something and make it yours. I hope Asset Orange is losing sleep over this.
December 29, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Just to prove that you can't smear your tawdry, cheap name on something and make it yours. I hope Asset Orange is losing sleep over this.
Like all brilliant satire, it's so close to the truth it's painful.
Labour has good idea shock
From the new Private Eye, out now.
From the new Private Eye, out now.
December 24, 2025 at 10:00 AM
Like all brilliant satire, it's so close to the truth it's painful.
For my UK chums if it helps. It's OK to not be OK. Talk to someone.
December 23, 2025 at 1:04 AM
For my UK chums if it helps. It's OK to not be OK. Talk to someone.
Look at this absolute muppet. His agenda couldn't be more obvious.
Elon Musk says EU should be abolished after X slapped with $140 million fine | Today News
Elon Musk criticised the EU, calling for its abolition after X was fined $140 million on Friday for violating Digital Services Act. Details here.
www.livemint.com
December 7, 2025 at 10:04 AM
Look at this absolute muppet. His agenda couldn't be more obvious.
I am surprised anyone is surprised that the oily little weasel is a racist. Classic bully and generally a nasty piece of work.
Former Dulwich pupil says Farage told him: ‘That’s the way back to Africa’
Exclusive: Yinka Bankole says he felt compelled to speak out after Reform leader’s attempts to ‘dismiss’ hurt of alleged targets
www.theguardian.com
December 6, 2025 at 7:27 AM
I am surprised anyone is surprised that the oily little weasel is a racist. Classic bully and generally a nasty piece of work.
Paddington station. Café playing music created by some guy who learned two notes on a Bontempi organ and sings like he's got some kind of torture device attached to his genitalia and super important people shouting super important business stuff into their Chromebooks.
So glad to be leaving.
So glad to be leaving.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Paddington station. Café playing music created by some guy who learned two notes on a Bontempi organ and sings like he's got some kind of torture device attached to his genitalia and super important people shouting super important business stuff into their Chromebooks.
So glad to be leaving.
So glad to be leaving.
I rarely post, let alone repost but this is 100% me.
November 3, 2025 at 8:59 AM
I rarely post, let alone repost but this is 100% me.
42 - forty-two - per cent? It's hardly a wonder there's a potato in the White House.
Lay's drastically rebrands after disturbing finding: 42% of consumers didn't know their chips were made out of potatoes | Fortune
New bags—matte-ified and designed to look like wood planks (like a potato crate)—will hold the chips with revamped ingredient lists.
fortune.com
October 11, 2025 at 7:36 AM
42 - forty-two - per cent? It's hardly a wonder there's a potato in the White House.
Could the press/media please stop using "assassinated"? He was killed by his own kind (far-right gobshite) so any association with political motives ends there.
He lived by the right to bear arms, he died by the right to bear arms. "Killed" is what he was. Nothing more, nothing less.
He lived by the right to bear arms, he died by the right to bear arms. "Killed" is what he was. Nothing more, nothing less.
Keyboard warriors grieving this week’s assassination of self-anointed champion of “free speech” Charlie Kirk have launched an online campaign to get anyone who criticizes him fired from their jobs.
Free-Speech Crazed 'MAGA Karens' Go Full Cancel Culture on Kirk Critics
Bereaved fans of the late far right activist are hellbent on getting anyone who criticises him fired from their jobs.
trib.al
September 13, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Could the press/media please stop using "assassinated"? He was killed by his own kind (far-right gobshite) so any association with political motives ends there.
He lived by the right to bear arms, he died by the right to bear arms. "Killed" is what he was. Nothing more, nothing less.
He lived by the right to bear arms, he died by the right to bear arms. "Killed" is what he was. Nothing more, nothing less.
Rugby du sud. The women arrive coiffed, make up done, best bib and tucker. The blokes grudgingly put on their second best pair of track suit bottoms.
August 29, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Rugby du sud. The women arrive coiffed, make up done, best bib and tucker. The blokes grudgingly put on their second best pair of track suit bottoms.
Could all native-English speakers please stop "reaching out"? What's wrong with "contacting" or just "speaking to"?
August 28, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Could all native-English speakers please stop "reaching out"? What's wrong with "contacting" or just "speaking to"?
Also? What are the odds?
August 25, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Also? What are the odds?