Ian@collapseaphorisms
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Thinking out loud about overshoot, doom, & the pointlessness of being
Not at all...
February 5, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Not at all...
February 1, 2026 at 12:54 PM
For the sufficiently interested
January 30, 2026 at 9:18 PM
For the sufficiently interested
Easy mistake tbf...
January 30, 2026 at 8:14 PM
Easy mistake tbf...
Personal doomer update: it's the Friday of a long weekend in the hellscape, and the economy here is going gangbusters besides, so I wisely decided to go for an after-work pint with my kind of people.
#collapse
#collapse
January 30, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Personal doomer update: it's the Friday of a long weekend in the hellscape, and the economy here is going gangbusters besides, so I wisely decided to go for an after-work pint with my kind of people.
#collapse
#collapse
January 30, 2026 at 7:56 AM
"Newsmax host Greg Kelly ludicrously held up his phone to argue that the device could look “a little bit” like a gun as he defended immigration agents for fatally shooting 37-year-old Alex Pretti in Minneapolis."
(Huffpost.com)
#lolz
#collapse
(Huffpost.com)
#lolz
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January 28, 2026 at 7:54 AM
"Newsmax host Greg Kelly ludicrously held up his phone to argue that the device could look “a little bit” like a gun as he defended immigration agents for fatally shooting 37-year-old Alex Pretti in Minneapolis."
(Huffpost.com)
#lolz
#collapse
(Huffpost.com)
#lolz
#collapse
Personal doomer update: Everything is fucking terrible at this time, and yet I'm having a lovely day, listening to sublime birdsong in one of my preferred nature spots.
#collapse
#collapse
January 26, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Personal doomer update: Everything is fucking terrible at this time, and yet I'm having a lovely day, listening to sublime birdsong in one of my preferred nature spots.
#collapse
#collapse
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
January 24, 2026 at 12:34 PM
January 19, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Happy to report that all the smartest sleuths in interpol have been mobilized in pursuit, but alas they have nothing really to go on except for Eanna's upsettingly uncanny sketch of the fiend. Oh dear...
January 18, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Happy to report that all the smartest sleuths in interpol have been mobilized in pursuit, but alas they have nothing really to go on except for Eanna's upsettingly uncanny sketch of the fiend. Oh dear...
*stops pouring cut up microplastics down drain and nods earnestly*
January 18, 2026 at 9:33 PM
*stops pouring cut up microplastics down drain and nods earnestly*
Well now...
January 11, 2026 at 10:43 PM
Well now...
January 8, 2026 at 7:46 PM
I blame you...
*Ian's blame expression*
*Ian's blame expression*
January 4, 2026 at 10:33 PM
I blame you...
*Ian's blame expression*
*Ian's blame expression*
*Ian's swit swoo expression*
January 4, 2026 at 10:21 PM
*Ian's swit swoo expression*
One small step for man, one giant leap for Ian...
January 4, 2026 at 9:00 PM
One small step for man, one giant leap for Ian...