Ian@collapseaphorisms
@collapseaphorisms.bsky.social
Thinking out loud about overshoot, doom, & the pointlessness of being
About to hit the road
Will dm you with ETA. Evenings Piper!
Will dm you with ETA. Evenings Piper!
January 24, 2026 at 8:00 PM
About to hit the road
Will dm you with ETA. Evenings Piper!
Will dm you with ETA. Evenings Piper!
January 24, 2026 at 7:54 PM
He's a cool dude tbf
Evenings, Cynthia!
Evenings, Cynthia!
January 24, 2026 at 7:52 PM
He's a cool dude tbf
Evenings, Cynthia!
Evenings, Cynthia!
Gorgeous colouring tbf
January 24, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Gorgeous colouring tbf
Back under your bridge you insufferable tub of effluent!!!!
January 24, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Back under your bridge you insufferable tub of effluent!!!!
Please don't encourage or embolden him, Joanne. He's been online for hours and likely needs a nap
January 24, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Please don't encourage or embolden him, Joanne. He's been online for hours and likely needs a nap
I would have you know I'm a fully grown short man!!!
January 24, 2026 at 2:17 PM
I would have you know I'm a fully grown short man!!!
Less is more tbf.
Happy Saturday, Ken
Happy Saturday, Ken
January 24, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Less is more tbf.
Happy Saturday, Ken
Happy Saturday, Ken
It is such only for you, you greasy-handed base parvenu!!!
January 24, 2026 at 1:30 PM
It is such only for you, you greasy-handed base parvenu!!!
They surely do hate you more than me. I concede defeat
January 24, 2026 at 1:27 PM
They surely do hate you more than me. I concede defeat
Yup. Her other mate was one. 30 year old man. At the time, I had no idea what the fuck she was on about
January 24, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Yup. Her other mate was one. 30 year old man. At the time, I had no idea what the fuck she was on about
Still suffering post-traumatic slagging disoorder
January 24, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Still suffering post-traumatic slagging disoorder
Donald, we've been through a lot, from the creation of VOID to your car crash to that time my ceiling collapsed, and tbh I really don't tell you enough, but dude, from the bottom of my heart, I fucking loathe you
January 24, 2026 at 12:44 PM
Donald, we've been through a lot, from the creation of VOID to your car crash to that time my ceiling collapsed, and tbh I really don't tell you enough, but dude, from the bottom of my heart, I fucking loathe you
I meant bronie ...fucking autoocorrect
January 24, 2026 at 12:36 PM
I meant bronie ...fucking autoocorrect
Don't besmirch my cherished memories you gutter-minded cur!!!
January 24, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Don't besmirch my cherished memories you gutter-minded cur!!!
My American ex co-worker told me being a doomer was akin to being a brownie. That went down well ..
Happy Saturday, Eanna
Happy Saturday, Eanna
January 24, 2026 at 12:18 PM
My American ex co-worker told me being a doomer was akin to being a brownie. That went down well ..
Happy Saturday, Eanna
Happy Saturday, Eanna
On NYE my 'crazy' cousin and I played the spoons and it was mighty bad
Afternoons, Donald. Hellscape is full of normies. Neuronic meltdown imminent
Afternoons, Donald. Hellscape is full of normies. Neuronic meltdown imminent
January 24, 2026 at 12:13 PM
On NYE my 'crazy' cousin and I played the spoons and it was mighty bad
Afternoons, Donald. Hellscape is full of normies. Neuronic meltdown imminent
Afternoons, Donald. Hellscape is full of normies. Neuronic meltdown imminent