Being escorted away from my social media feeds after Levy manages to fumble a big transfer again.

Spurs have won a trophy, started an overhaul at Director-level *and* released a long-sleeved home kit, all in the space of 3 weeks?

'Whooooo remembers that Pape Sarr scores bangers'

Still too angry to talk about whatever the fuck last night was but it's cheered me up to think that JJ undertook a measure of personal growth and spiritual development so he could go back to work at talkSport hahahhaha

We've got two prodigiously-talented 18 year olds in the team right now; one that quite possibly still believes in Father Christmas, and one that knows when the bins go out this week #COYS

There's a little corner of Surrey that will forever be 2008

Oh and you best *believe* I have all of these on vinyl.