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funemployment status: RESCINDED.
marriage status: REVOKED.
reality tour: STARTED. EMBRACED.
employment status: REVOKED.
employment status: ISSUED.

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but the distance between the two is enough that chicago doesn't really make its way onto my playlists. at the core i think i want or need chicago to be a yacht rock band instead.
December 3, 2025 at 1:55 AM
nb: never mess around with super glue on a stone/granite countertop unless you have acetone on standby
December 2, 2025 at 4:28 AM
i've been feeling that too. my guess is that the chokepoints for the internet (cloudflare et al) have been struggle bussing.
November 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
1UPs all over the shop
November 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
chicken thighs are indestructable. you quite literally cannot overcook them. just let it rip. set a timer but don't think about it until it goes off, and even then, take your time about it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
jasper, like pepperidge farms, remembers. he's cool tho he gets it.
November 24, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I'm working on an app for just that situation! well, it just lets people know you might have died so that your cats won't also die. it won't call 911 for you sadly.
November 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
it also looks very cool.
November 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
it was on in both my workspace and personal
November 21, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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An MCP server that reminds you to add “blazing fast” to your README when it notices you writing Rust code.
November 19, 2025 at 10:56 PM