Collyn McCoy
@collynmccoy.bsky.social
Composer and multi-instrumentalist (bass mostly) for film, TV, video games, and podcasts. Jazz, DNB, dark ambient, avant-garde electronic, modern classical, weird country, and of course, metal.
www.collynmccoy.com
www.collynmccoy.com
When you get your deepfake guy on Fiverr.
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When you get your deepfake guy on Fiverr.
He runs multiple companies at a loss that depend on public funds to exist. Is this Elon volunteering?
He even has mine experience from from what I hear.
He even has mine experience from from what I hear.
April 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He runs multiple companies at a loss that depend on public funds to exist. Is this Elon volunteering?
He even has mine experience from from what I hear.
He even has mine experience from from what I hear.
Let’s do this, NYC!!!
April 11, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Let’s do this, NYC!!!
Q: Why are you an atheist?
A: Because I have irrefutable factual proof that there is no god or gods.
Q: And what is that proof?
A:
A: Because I have irrefutable factual proof that there is no god or gods.
Q: And what is that proof?
A:
April 8, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Q: Why are you an atheist?
A: Because I have irrefutable factual proof that there is no god or gods.
Q: And what is that proof?
A:
A: Because I have irrefutable factual proof that there is no god or gods.
Q: And what is that proof?
A:
It’s a real fucking headscratcher.
April 4, 2025 at 4:27 AM
It’s a real fucking headscratcher.
Would you subscribe to the Leni Riefenstahl Channel for $6.99/month if it came bundled with Hulu (with Ads)?
April 3, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Would you subscribe to the Leni Riefenstahl Channel for $6.99/month if it came bundled with Hulu (with Ads)?
If T-Bag goes after the Telsa protesters the way he went after Mahmoud Khalil, he's gonna have to disappear Bill S Preston, Esq. If he messes with Bill, he summons the wrath of Ted "Theodore" Logan. Who is also, yeah you guessed it...
March 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If T-Bag goes after the Telsa protesters the way he went after Mahmoud Khalil, he's gonna have to disappear Bill S Preston, Esq. If he messes with Bill, he summons the wrath of Ted "Theodore" Logan. Who is also, yeah you guessed it...
“What if, instead typing a few keywords, you had to ask your search engine what you were looking for in the form of a question? And what if, instead of giving you a graded list of results, it gave you one answer that was complete horseshit?”
VC: “Take my money.”
Wall Street: “Goddamn it, I’m in.”
VC: “Take my money.”
Wall Street: “Goddamn it, I’m in.”
March 12, 2025 at 9:47 PM
“What if, instead typing a few keywords, you had to ask your search engine what you were looking for in the form of a question? And what if, instead of giving you a graded list of results, it gave you one answer that was complete horseshit?”
VC: “Take my money.”
Wall Street: “Goddamn it, I’m in.”
VC: “Take my money.”
Wall Street: “Goddamn it, I’m in.”
Hey @rokhanna.bsky.social just so we’re clear, this absolutely did not actually happen. But nice story!
March 7, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Hey @rokhanna.bsky.social just so we’re clear, this absolutely did not actually happen. But nice story!
Translation: Morgan Stanley wants to short Tesla but wants it back up over 400 before they do it.
March 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Translation: Morgan Stanley wants to short Tesla but wants it back up over 400 before they do it.
It’s terrible that protestors are harassing the employees at SpaceX, located at 1 Rocket Rd, Hawthorne, CA 90250. I mean that beautiful rocket protected by only a low glass fence has become a local tourist attraction. If protesters threw paint balloons at it, it would be bad for the local economy.
March 2, 2025 at 5:37 AM
It’s terrible that protestors are harassing the employees at SpaceX, located at 1 Rocket Rd, Hawthorne, CA 90250. I mean that beautiful rocket protected by only a low glass fence has become a local tourist attraction. If protesters threw paint balloons at it, it would be bad for the local economy.
It must be so freeing for Steve Bannon to finally do in public what he’s only ever been able to do in the privacy of his own home, at 3AM, after his 47th scotch, naked in front of a full length mirror, with his cock and balls tucked between his legs.
February 23, 2025 at 5:51 AM
It must be so freeing for Steve Bannon to finally do in public what he’s only ever been able to do in the privacy of his own home, at 3AM, after his 47th scotch, naked in front of a full length mirror, with his cock and balls tucked between his legs.
This guy telling people he’s 42 years old is like Laszlo and Nandor telling people they work for the railroad.
February 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
This guy telling people he’s 42 years old is like Laszlo and Nandor telling people they work for the railroad.
Kendrick, tomorrow, be like this guy
February 9, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Kendrick, tomorrow, be like this guy
Someone posted this in Instagram I don’t know what any of these words mean, think it’s some sort of “graffiti” slang… just thought it was interesting
February 5, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Someone posted this in Instagram I don’t know what any of these words mean, think it’s some sort of “graffiti” slang… just thought it was interesting
This is the guy every federal employee needs to be.
February 4, 2025 at 6:13 PM
This is the guy every federal employee needs to be.
Um that is not what “mobilize forcefully” means.
February 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Um that is not what “mobilize forcefully” means.
The techbois stealing data for Elon. Most of them are active on LinkedIn, because of course they are, so make you write them some strong recommendations!
February 3, 2025 at 1:36 AM
The techbois stealing data for Elon. Most of them are active on LinkedIn, because of course they are, so make you write them some strong recommendations!
Required reading for music creators, artists, labels, etc. the long and short of it is, unless you’re Beyonce, there’s absolutely no reason for you to be on Spotify. So get off it. Make it the app for people who just want gym mixes and whatever is in the Top 20. The new KISS radio.
January 31, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Required reading for music creators, artists, labels, etc. the long and short of it is, unless you’re Beyonce, there’s absolutely no reason for you to be on Spotify. So get off it. Make it the app for people who just want gym mixes and whatever is in the Top 20. The new KISS radio.
“Avengers… Assemble!”
January 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
“Avengers… Assemble!”