Collyn McCoy
@collynmccoy.bsky.social
Composer and multi-instrumentalist (bass mostly) for film, TV, video games, and podcasts. Jazz, DNB, dark ambient, avant-garde electronic, modern classical, weird country, and of course, metal.
www.collynmccoy.com
www.collynmccoy.com
This is like that weekend we all pretended Trump was dead. It’s highly unlikely that Michael Epstein was serious when he said Trump gave Bubba the ol’ THROTUS but we’re not going to let that ruin the fun.
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 PM
This is like that weekend we all pretended Trump was dead. It’s highly unlikely that Michael Epstein was serious when he said Trump gave Bubba the ol’ THROTUS but we’re not going to let that ruin the fun.
Make America Gargle Arkansauce
November 14, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Make America Gargle Arkansauce
Turns out it was Trump’s blue dress all along.
November 14, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Turns out it was Trump’s blue dress all along.
Crazy that both NYT and WaPo led with “Epstein emails don’t incriminate Trump of anything.”
Are they reading the same emails? Because in the ones I’m reading Epstein says Trump was routinely banging his underage sex slave who mysteriously died a few months ago.
Are they reading the same emails? Because in the ones I’m reading Epstein says Trump was routinely banging his underage sex slave who mysteriously died a few months ago.
November 13, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Crazy that both NYT and WaPo led with “Epstein emails don’t incriminate Trump of anything.”
Are they reading the same emails? Because in the ones I’m reading Epstein says Trump was routinely banging his underage sex slave who mysteriously died a few months ago.
Are they reading the same emails? Because in the ones I’m reading Epstein says Trump was routinely banging his underage sex slave who mysteriously died a few months ago.
Huh, weird, my “Spotify Wrapped” is just a bunch of AI battle drones dropping bombs on indigenous children.
November 6, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Huh, weird, my “Spotify Wrapped” is just a bunch of AI battle drones dropping bombs on indigenous children.
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I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
October 29, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I should’ve learned this by now but DO NOT use FedEx. The diseased monkeys I ordered haven’t arrived and I can’t get a straight answer on what happened to them
It’s okay to give up. And turn off this baseball game.
October 28, 2025 at 6:49 AM
It’s okay to give up. And turn off this baseball game.
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Awesome, down and dirty Halloween jam from the one and only @collynmccoy.bsky.social who did all the incredible tunes for The West Wing Thing.
youtu.be/PPAX8kSE0Gs
youtu.be/PPAX8kSE0Gs
Diesel Boots - Juju Bag - Video
YouTube video by Diesel Boots
youtu.be
October 26, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Awesome, down and dirty Halloween jam from the one and only @collynmccoy.bsky.social who did all the incredible tunes for The West Wing Thing.
youtu.be/PPAX8kSE0Gs
youtu.be/PPAX8kSE0Gs
I wonder how many pee tape points DT got from V-Dawg for literally trashing the White House?
October 23, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I wonder how many pee tape points DT got from V-Dawg for literally trashing the White House?
D’Angelo, Sam Rivers, and Ace Frehley must’ve been pretty pissed stepping into Rock n Roll Heaven and finding out that Ian Watkins was gonna be their new singer.
October 20, 2025 at 5:13 AM
D’Angelo, Sam Rivers, and Ace Frehley must’ve been pretty pissed stepping into Rock n Roll Heaven and finding out that Ian Watkins was gonna be their new singer.
We all caught that Perfidia tossed Lockjaw's salad, yes?
October 9, 2025 at 3:21 AM
We all caught that Perfidia tossed Lockjaw's salad, yes?
The worst lib flex is pulling some old tweet or quote that illustrates the hypocrisy of it all, as if these dickwads ever mean a single thing they say.
October 2, 2025 at 3:57 PM
The worst lib flex is pulling some old tweet or quote that illustrates the hypocrisy of it all, as if these dickwads ever mean a single thing they say.
Bananas out for the Monkey Lady, RIP. She lived among the chimps, learned their secret language, learned their ways. She taught them dance, they taught her how to live, laugh, and love.
October 2, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Bananas out for the Monkey Lady, RIP. She lived among the chimps, learned their secret language, learned their ways. She taught them dance, they taught her how to live, laugh, and love.
I wish Taco Bell would bring back the Flotilla. :(
October 2, 2025 at 3:39 PM
I wish Taco Bell would bring back the Flotilla. :(
Can’t believe all these famous comedians were willing to perform in an oppressive, corrupt, theocratic nation, ruled by small cadre of wealthy elites, that is anti-free-speech, anti-LGBT, and anti-women. But I guess America is where the money is.
October 1, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Can’t believe all these famous comedians were willing to perform in an oppressive, corrupt, theocratic nation, ruled by small cadre of wealthy elites, that is anti-free-speech, anti-LGBT, and anti-women. But I guess America is where the money is.
So I guess they should just hold a second Oscars for films that aren’t One Battle After Another.
September 30, 2025 at 1:31 AM
So I guess they should just hold a second Oscars for films that aren’t One Battle After Another.
She’d rather infantilize a 35-year-old woman than admit her boomer brain missed a few steps.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
JK Rowling dismisses Emma Watson as 'ignorant' over trans rights row
"Emma has so little experience of real life she's ignorant of how ignorant she is," Rowling writes.
www.bbc.com
September 29, 2025 at 10:25 PM
She’d rather infantilize a 35-year-old woman than admit her boomer brain missed a few steps.
www.bbc.com/news/article...
www.bbc.com/news/article...
Would love to be a fly on the wall in the room w Kash Patel right now as he spitballs casing scrawl ideas to make two US Marines with PTSD sound like antifa trans activists.
September 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Would love to be a fly on the wall in the room w Kash Patel right now as he spitballs casing scrawl ideas to make two US Marines with PTSD sound like antifa trans activists.
When you get your deepfake guy on Fiverr.
September 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
When you get your deepfake guy on Fiverr.
It’s the edited Epstein vid all over again. They have Adobe Suite but DEI’d anyone on staff who knew how to use it. So now we have to live in a world where a shooter scrawls “anti-ICE” on a .308 shell in 6mm blue ball point pen (not a thing that exists), drops in a puddle, and it’s still legible.
September 24, 2025 at 10:17 PM
It’s the edited Epstein vid all over again. They have Adobe Suite but DEI’d anyone on staff who knew how to use it. So now we have to live in a world where a shooter scrawls “anti-ICE” on a .308 shell in 6mm blue ball point pen (not a thing that exists), drops in a puddle, and it’s still legible.
“Anti-ICE” is the “How do you do, fellow kids?” of casing scrawl.
September 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
“Anti-ICE” is the “How do you do, fellow kids?” of casing scrawl.
Okay so Kash Patel sucks at Photoshop - not a surprise - but was “anti-ICE” really the best he could come up with? Was ChatGPT down or something? WTF.
September 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Okay so Kash Patel sucks at Photoshop - not a surprise - but was “anti-ICE” really the best he could come up with? Was ChatGPT down or something? WTF.
If y’all thought my CK jokes were offensive wait until you see the ones I make when T-Dawg finally strokes out and goes to that Great Pedo Island In The Sky.
September 23, 2025 at 6:06 AM
If y’all thought my CK jokes were offensive wait until you see the ones I make when T-Dawg finally strokes out and goes to that Great Pedo Island In The Sky.
As I’ve done for previous “raptures,” tomorrow I will be leaving random piles of clothing all over town so when believers see them, they’ll think they weren’t “chosen.”
September 23, 2025 at 5:58 AM
As I’ve done for previous “raptures,” tomorrow I will be leaving random piles of clothing all over town so when believers see them, they’ll think they weren’t “chosen.”