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I like Prince, cats, and playing my guitars.
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I feel like there has to be something extremely wrong with you in order to be racist.
I fucking hate when my plucky enemy explodes me using an inconveniently placed barrel of gasoline when I am in the midst of giving my villainous victory speech
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Bread Nugent and he's fat as fuck
February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
nothings made me feel older than seeing clavicular has a wikipedia article
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
February 7, 2026 at 2:45 AM
No results found for ""fucked the gordian ass"".
February 7, 2026 at 2:33 AM
If you ask the average Millennial who wrote A Brief History of Time, he'll say Obama 🤦‍♂️
February 7, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Bro Obama xi Collider is a Code Geass character
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Wilco voice

She fell in love with Obama
She fell in love with Obama
February 7, 2026 at 2:27 AM
TheHomelessNobleman has blocked you
February 7, 2026 at 2:24 AM
White person: Hi
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Al Gore: I invented the Internet
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Who the hell told George Santos to wear neckties with crewneck sweaters?
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
I’m such a positive guy, when I hear “pros and cons,” I think Con as in my friend Connie from Twitter. And I smile.
February 7, 2026 at 2:16 AM
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If racism was right I'd wanna be wrong
February 7, 2026 at 1:58 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Being shot to death by a billion laser beams fucking sucks!
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
February 7, 2026 at 12:25 AM
.@stevejob
February 7, 2026 at 12:23 AM
My name is Hampus Poppius.
February 7, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Dude what the fuck
February 7, 2026 at 12:18 AM
Worry about yourself first. I will be fine.
February 7, 2026 at 12:16 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM