Collin Jensen
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Don't make me tap the sign.
December 13, 2025 at 5:35 AM
Don't make me tap the sign.
Christofascists when you try to explain that Jesus was obviously neutral good alignment
December 13, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Christofascists when you try to explain that Jesus was obviously neutral good alignment
I'm all out of accommodations for fascists, but maybe we can oblige him.
October 24, 2025 at 1:15 AM
I'm all out of accommodations for fascists, but maybe we can oblige him.
At least that had the lil fella pretend-flying his drone like a paper airplane.
Vroom! Swoosh!
Simply adorable.
Vroom! Swoosh!
Simply adorable.
September 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
At least that had the lil fella pretend-flying his drone like a paper airplane.
Vroom! Swoosh!
Simply adorable.
Vroom! Swoosh!
Simply adorable.
Me any time a rumor of Trump's death circulates.
August 31, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Me any time a rumor of Trump's death circulates.
Stephen Colbert planning out the final year of his show.
July 18, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Stephen Colbert planning out the final year of his show.
"There ain't no Epstein client list and there never was!"
July 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
"There ain't no Epstein client list and there never was!"
That ratio tells me I won't be dining alone. 🥂
June 15, 2025 at 10:40 PM
That ratio tells me I won't be dining alone. 🥂
A quarter of a billion dollars and a 71% profit collapse for Tesla.
June 5, 2025 at 9:01 PM
A quarter of a billion dollars and a 71% profit collapse for Tesla.
Sir, you're under arrest for your hypothetical in the clavicle.
April 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Sir, you're under arrest for your hypothetical in the clavicle.