Collin Jensen
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you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
December 12, 2025 at 1:59 AM
you guys ever think about how twenty years ago our dumbest president declared real life shooting war on the abstract concept of fear and that’s just how the country has conducted itself ever since
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GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
December 11, 2025 at 3:51 PM
GLASHEEN: Antifa is our primary concern right now. That's the most immediate violent threat we're facing
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
BENNIE THOMPSON: Where is antifa headquartered?
GLASHEEN: ... ... ... we are building out the infrastructure right now
THOMPSON: What does that mean?
*squelching sounds as slop extrudes from industrial tubing*
McDonald's has released an AI-generated Christmas ad
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
The studio behind it says they 'hardly slept' for several weeks while writing AI prompts and refining the shots — 'AI didn't make this film. We did'
Comments have been turned off on YouTube
December 9, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*squelching sounds as slop extrudes from industrial tubing*
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Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
December 6, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Elon Musk is about to become the first trillionaire.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
The reason poverty exists in the wealthiest country on earth isn't because we can't feed the poor — it's because we can't satisfy the rich.
We should tax trillionaires out of existence.
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
December 6, 2025 at 2:31 AM
If you see this, repost with your model of positive masculinity.
The term "Unitary Executive Theory" is being thrown around as if it relates to some hitherto undiscovered law of natural order that's been puzzling scientists.
But it's just a choice. A choice to give one individual absolute power and authority over a nation.
And that's so obviously stupid.
But it's just a choice. A choice to give one individual absolute power and authority over a nation.
And that's so obviously stupid.
December 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
The term "Unitary Executive Theory" is being thrown around as if it relates to some hitherto undiscovered law of natural order that's been puzzling scientists.
But it's just a choice. A choice to give one individual absolute power and authority over a nation.
And that's so obviously stupid.
But it's just a choice. A choice to give one individual absolute power and authority over a nation.
And that's so obviously stupid.
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FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
FLORIDA — Woman in scrubs: “I’m a U.S. citizen! Why are you doing this to me??”
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“ICE is about to have a bigger budget than the entire military of Israel. It’s an insane way for us to be spending our resources as a country.” - @timmiller.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 PM
“ICE is about to have a bigger budget than the entire military of Israel. It’s an insane way for us to be spending our resources as a country.” - @timmiller.bsky.social
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Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
November 28, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Q: Officials say the suspect in the DC shooting was vetted & it came up clean
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
TRUMP: He went cuckoo. He went nuts. There was no vetting
Q: Actually, your DOJ IG says there was thorough vetting of Afghans. So why blame Biden?
TRUMP: You're just asking questions because you're a stupid person
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November 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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They line up perfectly.
November 22, 2025 at 2:32 AM
They line up perfectly.
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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene announces she is resigning from Congress. Her last day in office will be January 5, 2026.
Hear me out:
Fast & Furious x Now You See Me
Fast & Furious x Now You See Me
November 21, 2025 at 7:03 AM
Hear me out:
Fast & Furious x Now You See Me
Fast & Furious x Now You See Me
Trump is calling for Democrat leaders to be hanged. We know from Jan 6 that his followers will take violent illegal action based on his incitement and that Trump will eventually pardon those actions given the chance.
Thus, Democrats must be prepared to defend themselves with violence if necessary.
Thus, Democrats must be prepared to defend themselves with violence if necessary.
November 20, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Trump is calling for Democrat leaders to be hanged. We know from Jan 6 that his followers will take violent illegal action based on his incitement and that Trump will eventually pardon those actions given the chance.
Thus, Democrats must be prepared to defend themselves with violence if necessary.
Thus, Democrats must be prepared to defend themselves with violence if necessary.
ICE agents are straight up murdering detainees.
NEWSWEEK: “Chinese immigrant found hanging in ICE detention with his hands and feet tied behind him… Chaofeng Ge died 4 days after entering ICE custody in Pennsylvania… deaths in ICE custody have gone up under Trump…”
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
www.newsweek.com/ice-detainee...
November 20, 2025 at 8:57 PM
ICE agents are straight up murdering detainees.
And stop giving my money disproportionately to the military industrial complex you crackheads!
November 20, 2025 at 11:28 AM
And stop giving my money disproportionately to the military industrial complex you crackheads!
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BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
November 18, 2025 at 5:31 AM
BLOOMBERG REPORTER: “If there’s nothing incriminating in the Epstein files why not…?”
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
TRUMP: “Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.” 😕
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This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
November 15, 2025 at 3:22 PM
This picture says everything about the state of our nation right now, peaceful clergy being arrested and forced face-down on the pavement.
It's like the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein won't pass on unless it can drag Donald Trump down with it to Hell.
November 13, 2025 at 7:36 AM
It's like the ghost of Jeffrey Epstein won't pass on unless it can drag Donald Trump down with it to Hell.
Empathy, compassion, even self-deprecating humor. Obama was by no means perfect, but the finer qualities of humanity are never in short supply in his character.
November 7, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Empathy, compassion, even self-deprecating humor. Obama was by no means perfect, but the finer qualities of humanity are never in short supply in his character.
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
Mubarak, NYC! ✊🏻🗽
November 5, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Mubarak, NYC! ✊🏻🗽