Coltan Compton
@coltanscolors.dftba.social
he/him. NerdfArtist. Certified Goober. DFTBA.
1) 🫂
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
January 8, 2026 at 2:33 PM
1) 🫂
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
2) I could not get over the Garfield Fan Club shirt Hank was wearing in the teaser for season 2 of Ask Hank Anything, so much so I had to make an AHA variant. Looking forward to the new season!
Happy Holidftbas feat. No Edge Hank
December 20, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Happy Holidftbas feat. No Edge Hank
At the bottom of the spreadsheet is a “METROID: LIFE” section, where I track daily life related goals. I can get missile expansions by completing each goal.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
At the bottom of the spreadsheet is a “METROID: LIFE” section, where I track daily life related goals. I can get missile expansions by completing each goal.
To the right of my daily calendar is a Mission Log, where I put due dates for tasks/events for the week. Completing a task turns the row green, which gives my brain a special tickle.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
To the right of my daily calendar is a Mission Log, where I put due dates for tasks/events for the week. Completing a task turns the row green, which gives my brain a special tickle.
Hour 2 gives me the missile launcher, which allows me to play an online card game I really enjoy called “Dominion” during my lunch break or later at dinner. Each subsequent hour gives me a new reward.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Hour 2 gives me the missile launcher, which allows me to play an online card game I really enjoy called “Dominion” during my lunch break or later at dinner. Each subsequent hour gives me a new reward.
After completing hour 1, I check off its corresponding checkbox and acquire the morph ball ability. This gives me access to my sketchbook, so I can draw during breaks.
December 7, 2025 at 8:37 PM
After completing hour 1, I check off its corresponding checkbox and acquire the morph ball ability. This gives me access to my sketchbook, so I can draw during breaks.
1) VOTE!
2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
November 4, 2025 at 3:30 PM
1) VOTE!
2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
2) Oh look it’s Hank Green wielding the mjolnir-esque asteroid hammer from that wonderfully bizarre Clash of Clans ad.
Slippy Toad joins the fight against fascism!
October 29, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Slippy Toad joins the fight against fascism!
Pizzamas Party 2k25
October 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Pizzamas Party 2k25
#Nerdfarters October Art Challenge Days 5 and 6: Roadside Attractions of Nerdfighteria and Leaning Tower of Pizzamas!
October 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
#Nerdfarters October Art Challenge Days 5 and 6: Roadside Attractions of Nerdfighteria and Leaning Tower of Pizzamas!
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Days 3 and 4: Taylor Swift Weather and Draw Hank And John (you have to do a bad job)!
October 5, 2025 at 1:01 AM
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Days 3 and 4: Taylor Swift Weather and Draw Hank And John (you have to do a bad job)!
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 2: Goof for Good!
October 2, 2025 at 4:57 PM
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 2: Goof for Good!
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 1: Pizza John don’t lift your pencil!
October 1, 2025 at 10:48 PM
#NerdfArters October Art Challenge Day 1: Pizza John don’t lift your pencil!
4) Cosmic Pizza Bird as Songs for Pierre Chuvin
I’m cackling so hard right now. Please listen to The Mountain Goats and buy this charitable e-commerce at pizzamas.com
I’m cackling so hard right now. Please listen to The Mountain Goats and buy this charitable e-commerce at pizzamas.com
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
4) Cosmic Pizza Bird as Songs for Pierre Chuvin
I’m cackling so hard right now. Please listen to The Mountain Goats and buy this charitable e-commerce at pizzamas.com
I’m cackling so hard right now. Please listen to The Mountain Goats and buy this charitable e-commerce at pizzamas.com
3) Pizza Fighter as Transcendental Youth
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
3) Pizza Fighter as Transcendental Youth
2) Cloud John as Heretic Pride
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
2) Cloud John as Heretic Pride
September 30, 2025 at 7:32 PM
I designed this year’s Cloud John Pizzamas shirt! You can snag it along with other phenomenal pizza-themed products at pizzamas.com FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ONLY. HAPPY #PIZZAMAS 🍕🍕🍕
September 29, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I designed this year’s Cloud John Pizzamas shirt! You can snag it along with other phenomenal pizza-themed products at pizzamas.com FOR THE NEXT TWO WEEKS ONLY. HAPPY #PIZZAMAS 🍕🍕🍕
I, for one, appreciate John’s cloud shirt streak.
September 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I, for one, appreciate John’s cloud shirt streak.
Quadragocon 2025 has finally arrived, and with it, a shirt designed by yours truly! You can get yours here for one week only: store.dftba.com/products/qua...
September 19, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Quadragocon 2025 has finally arrived, and with it, a shirt designed by yours truly! You can get yours here for one week only: store.dftba.com/products/qua...
A raccoon and their horse
August 28, 2025 at 5:02 PM
A raccoon and their horse
Cock Blarnet!!! 🐓🤬
August 22, 2025 at 12:41 AM
Cock Blarnet!!! 🐓🤬
Finally acquired enough scarves to purchase the rug that reminds me of the solar system comforter from my childhood. I love this app!
July 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Finally acquired enough scarves to purchase the rug that reminds me of the solar system comforter from my childhood. I love this app!