ColtDancer
@coltdancer.bsky.social
Fanfic dabbler/writer spending way too much time enjoying the fanworks of you fine people. Occasionally trying my hand at my own. Old enough to be your mom. She/Her. Also on Insta, AO3, Tumblr. Currently in my #RadioApple Era. https://linktr.ee/coltdancer
You know what we need? A #HazbinHotel adult coloring book.
No no no, not THAT kind of adult...I know some of us would absolutely color that, but I just mean, more "advanced" coloring. Sweary Affirmations might be okay with it, though...that could be fun.
That could be a fun #fanart collab!
No no no, not THAT kind of adult...I know some of us would absolutely color that, but I just mean, more "advanced" coloring. Sweary Affirmations might be okay with it, though...that could be fun.
That could be a fun #fanart collab!
a person is coloring a drawing of a theater
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December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
You know what we need? A #HazbinHotel adult coloring book.
No no no, not THAT kind of adult...I know some of us would absolutely color that, but I just mean, more "advanced" coloring. Sweary Affirmations might be okay with it, though...that could be fun.
That could be a fun #fanart collab!
No no no, not THAT kind of adult...I know some of us would absolutely color that, but I just mean, more "advanced" coloring. Sweary Affirmations might be okay with it, though...that could be fun.
That could be a fun #fanart collab!
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A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
December 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
A major part of having dogs is asking why is that wet
High school football playoffs, our team makes a sad error.
My son: UGH, SLOPPY
Me:
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Lucifer #Alastor
My son: UGH, SLOPPY
Me:
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Lucifer #Alastor
a man in a suit and tie making a face next to another man
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November 22, 2025 at 2:48 AM
High school football playoffs, our team makes a sad error.
My son: UGH, SLOPPY
Me:
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Lucifer #Alastor
My son: UGH, SLOPPY
Me:
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #Lucifer #Alastor
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Did you notice that Charlie struggled when Alastor invoked their deal?
She RESISTED a soul contract which, as far as we know, are unbreakable -- non-negotiable laws of the universe.
He was not bluffing when he said "There is NOTHING you could to to break that girl's spirit."
She RESISTED a soul contract which, as far as we know, are unbreakable -- non-negotiable laws of the universe.
He was not bluffing when he said "There is NOTHING you could to to break that girl's spirit."
November 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Did you notice that Charlie struggled when Alastor invoked their deal?
She RESISTED a soul contract which, as far as we know, are unbreakable -- non-negotiable laws of the universe.
He was not bluffing when he said "There is NOTHING you could to to break that girl's spirit."
She RESISTED a soul contract which, as far as we know, are unbreakable -- non-negotiable laws of the universe.
He was not bluffing when he said "There is NOTHING you could to to break that girl's spirit."
Guys, I am also kinda low-key enamoured with #Zestial. He is so regal. I like books and tea, too! I am terrified of spiders, though. #HazbinHotel
a cartoon character with the words " why not " below it
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November 21, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Guys, I am also kinda low-key enamoured with #Zestial. He is so regal. I like books and tea, too! I am terrified of spiders, though. #HazbinHotel
Also, y'all...as horrified as I was by this moment...
WHY DOES THIS VOICE, THIS EXPRESSION, THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE DO SOMETHING TO ME???
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
WHY DOES THIS VOICE, THIS EXPRESSION, THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE DO SOMETHING TO ME???
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
November 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Also, y'all...as horrified as I was by this moment...
WHY DOES THIS VOICE, THIS EXPRESSION, THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE DO SOMETHING TO ME???
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
WHY DOES THIS VOICE, THIS EXPRESSION, THIS WHOLE SEQUENCE DO SOMETHING TO ME???
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
Okay okay okay, hear me out. Shh, LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS.🧵This part of the finale song just sticks in my brain. WHY did he slink in the shadows & not immediately dash away? In spite of his protocols, he was drawn to stay. He is TORN. And he hates it.
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
November 20, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Okay okay okay, hear me out. Shh, LET ME HAVE MY DELUSIONS.🧵This part of the finale song just sticks in my brain. WHY did he slink in the shadows & not immediately dash away? In spite of his protocols, he was drawn to stay. He is TORN. And he hates it.
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
#hazbinhotelspoilers #hazbinhotels2 #alastor
#HAZBINHOTELSPOILERS
"THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL, VINCENT!"
Oh, but I think one protests too much, #Alastor. And now you have this incident to plague your resistant thoughts!
He may still have his villain arc to follow, but, there may be SOMETHING for him to learn. #RadioDemon
"THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL, VINCENT!"
Oh, but I think one protests too much, #Alastor. And now you have this incident to plague your resistant thoughts!
He may still have his villain arc to follow, but, there may be SOMETHING for him to learn. #RadioDemon
November 20, 2025 at 1:46 AM
#HAZBINHOTELSPOILERS
"THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL, VINCENT!"
Oh, but I think one protests too much, #Alastor. And now you have this incident to plague your resistant thoughts!
He may still have his villain arc to follow, but, there may be SOMETHING for him to learn. #RadioDemon
"THERE ARE NO FRIENDS IN HELL, VINCENT!"
Oh, but I think one protests too much, #Alastor. And now you have this incident to plague your resistant thoughts!
He may still have his villain arc to follow, but, there may be SOMETHING for him to learn. #RadioDemon
Wait. Wait wait wait wait. #HazbinHotel peeps. #Alastor peeps...he's not healed, I don't think? I mean, I'm sure there's the argument that with Rosie mending his staff he can now heal himself, but: Shockwave took bites, his wound from Adam is from angelic steel. We did not see him healed. #Fodder
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November 19, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Wait. Wait wait wait wait. #HazbinHotel peeps. #Alastor peeps...he's not healed, I don't think? I mean, I'm sure there's the argument that with Rosie mending his staff he can now heal himself, but: Shockwave took bites, his wound from Adam is from angelic steel. We did not see him healed. #Fodder
And it ain’t even just the hour+ time to watch that is the problem with staying up… IT’S THE AFTERMATH, PEOPLE.
There will be NO SLEEPING AFTER THIS!!!
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinS2
There will be NO SLEEPING AFTER THIS!!!
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinS2
Make sure to stay off socials at 12 if you don’t wanna be spoiled!
November 19, 2025 at 12:46 AM
And it ain’t even just the hour+ time to watch that is the problem with staying up… IT’S THE AFTERMATH, PEOPLE.
There will be NO SLEEPING AFTER THIS!!!
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinS2
There will be NO SLEEPING AFTER THIS!!!
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinS2
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nothing makes you write fanfiction as much as having an unrelated deadline
November 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
nothing makes you write fanfiction as much as having an unrelated deadline
#Hazbin frens, OMG EVERYTHING IS… just…
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November 13, 2025 at 3:25 PM
#Hazbin frens, OMG EVERYTHING IS… just…
Really, some o’ y’all with the #HazbinHotel S2 episode spoilers????
😡
It’s literally been HOURS. Absolutely zero decorum.
😡
It’s literally been HOURS. Absolutely zero decorum.
November 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Really, some o’ y’all with the #HazbinHotel S2 episode spoilers????
😡
It’s literally been HOURS. Absolutely zero decorum.
😡
It’s literally been HOURS. Absolutely zero decorum.
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I do hope that in the end Lucifer will be the one to heal Alastor's wounds. At the same time, though, part of me wants him to keep enduring it all in silence, trying to handle everything on his own until the very limit—because what I love about him is that he never yields to anything🥹
September 18, 2025 at 2:09 PM
I do hope that in the end Lucifer will be the one to heal Alastor's wounds. At the same time, though, part of me wants him to keep enduring it all in silence, trying to handle everything on his own until the very limit—because what I love about him is that he never yields to anything🥹
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This is what happens when you tickle The Devil.
#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
July 6, 2025 at 3:36 AM
This is what happens when you tickle The Devil.
#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
#radioapple #appleradio #hazbinhotel #alastorhazbinhotel #lucifermorningstar
Posted it on ‘that other place’ last year, but will post it again here because ‘tis the season: I head-canon #Alastor holds a secret affinity for baseball since it was a new & rapidly advancing radio gig in the 1920s, perhaps making a name for himself with his clear, crisp, trans-Atlantic voice!
July 8, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Posted it on ‘that other place’ last year, but will post it again here because ‘tis the season: I head-canon #Alastor holds a secret affinity for baseball since it was a new & rapidly advancing radio gig in the 1920s, perhaps making a name for himself with his clear, crisp, trans-Atlantic voice!
Listen, I do not have a lot of followers. But when I say that this story has me in a vice-grip & you aren’t reading it? You must. My days off have been spent at the pool re-reading & devouring it.👩🏼🍳💋 #radioapple #fanfiction #RuinationOfLucifer #Syaunei archive.transformativeworks.org/works/542584...
Ruination of Lucifer - Chapter 1 - Syaunei - Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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July 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Listen, I do not have a lot of followers. But when I say that this story has me in a vice-grip & you aren’t reading it? You must. My days off have been spent at the pool re-reading & devouring it.👩🏼🍳💋 #radioapple #fanfiction #RuinationOfLucifer #Syaunei archive.transformativeworks.org/works/542584...
Absolutely worth the look over at YT - KUWA CHA. So many layers!!!
This is my fan animation on youtube for Alastor!
You can check out it KUWA CHA.
The song I used is by OR3O, which I got the permission to use for this animation before I made it, hope you enjoy it!
#Alastor #HazbinHotel #Fananimation #KUWACHA #OR3O
You can check out it KUWA CHA.
The song I used is
#Alastor #HazbinHotel #Fananimation #KUWACHA #OR3O
June 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Absolutely worth the look over at YT - KUWA CHA. So many layers!!!
I dunno, I feel like an epic #Lucifer vs. #Alastor, #DadBeatsDad duel is about to go down… 🤷🏼♀️
#HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple
#HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple
April 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I dunno, I feel like an epic #Lucifer vs. #Alastor, #DadBeatsDad duel is about to go down… 🤷🏼♀️
#HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple
#HazbinHotel #AppleRadio #RadioApple
March 14, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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One of the color alternates from the piece I finished earlier this week! The red palate really suits Alastor nicely 🥰🥰🌙🎙️
March 1, 2025 at 5:27 PM
One of the color alternates from the piece I finished earlier this week! The red palate really suits Alastor nicely 🥰🥰🌙🎙️
My husband: What are you cackling at in there?
Me: 😈 📻 🍎
👏Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!!! 👏
@debergerac.bsky.social #RadioApple #Artbook
Me: 😈 📻 🍎
👏Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!!! 👏
@debergerac.bsky.social #RadioApple #Artbook
February 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
My husband: What are you cackling at in there?
Me: 😈 📻 🍎
👏Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!!! 👏
@debergerac.bsky.social #RadioApple #Artbook
Me: 😈 📻 🍎
👏Cakes and Pies, Cakes and Pies!!! 👏
@debergerac.bsky.social #RadioApple #Artbook
Seriously. One of my most favorite #Alastor arts. The fit of the trousers, the buttons on that shirt, the VEST. All the lines, the microphone, the pose. Sartorial porn at its finest. *chef’s kiss* 👩🏼🍳 💋
That one art, that got yeeted across the internet and blew up my Twitter, lol.
(Reworked version)
Fun trivia: Originally I didn't even want to post it, because I disliked end result and the subject seemed too.. random? But I'm glad so many found joy in it.
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
(Reworked version)
Fun trivia: Originally I didn't even want to post it, because I disliked end result and the subject seemed too.. random? But I'm glad so many found joy in it.
#HazbinHotel #HazbinHotelAlastor #Alastor
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Seriously. One of my most favorite #Alastor arts. The fit of the trousers, the buttons on that shirt, the VEST. All the lines, the microphone, the pose. Sartorial porn at its finest. *chef’s kiss* 👩🏼🍳 💋