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printing and texture-painting some custom minis for my Pathfinder group as a surprise for our arc-finale session on Wednesday. Drybrushing is bloody magic.
November 17, 2025 at 10:50 PM
printing and texture-painting some custom minis for my Pathfinder group as a surprise for our arc-finale session on Wednesday. Drybrushing is bloody magic.
security report: most of my prints came out fine but one snapped off because i'm a div and positioned it the exact perfect way to fail and snap off. also my sans plush is fine and nobody has nicked my N64
November 14, 2025 at 2:09 PM
security report: most of my prints came out fine but one snapped off because i'm a div and positioned it the exact perfect way to fail and snap off. also my sans plush is fine and nobody has nicked my N64
I have run out of sidequests
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have run out of sidequests
today's mission, then: figure out a workflow and backend setup for a live tabletop display that will a) be easy to manage at the table and b) provide maximum scope for me to fuck with my players in creative ways
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
today's mission, then: figure out a workflow and backend setup for a live tabletop display that will a) be easy to manage at the table and b) provide maximum scope for me to fuck with my players in creative ways
it has been fun to finally set up and run a full-scale, full-length PF2e campaign though. I've run some shorter things before but this really feels like Doin' The Thing. It's a fair bit more work but I'm slowly getting my head arou-
SURPRISE, DIPSHITS! TARRASQUE!
SURPRISE, DIPSHITS! TARRASQUE!
October 30, 2025 at 3:56 AM
it has been fun to finally set up and run a full-scale, full-length PF2e campaign though. I've run some shorter things before but this really feels like Doin' The Thing. It's a fair bit more work but I'm slowly getting my head arou-
SURPRISE, DIPSHITS! TARRASQUE!
SURPRISE, DIPSHITS! TARRASQUE!
found a new use for my samsung freestyle projector which has been gathering dust for a while now.
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
found a new use for my samsung freestyle projector which has been gathering dust for a while now.
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
the mushroom men gave me two blurry photos of women for getting all of the shapes. The pink dress one is for getting 120 yellow shapes and the blue dress one is for 120 green shapes and two more yellow shapes. they got auto-saved to my Switch album with a note saying "here you go, dickhead"
October 14, 2025 at 8:31 PM
the mushroom men gave me two blurry photos of women for getting all of the shapes. The pink dress one is for getting 120 yellow shapes and the blue dress one is for 120 green shapes and two more yellow shapes. they got auto-saved to my Switch album with a note saying "here you go, dickhead"
i did it. i won. after days of work I finally have 242 identical things that aren't real and don't do anything. check out my collection. yep, your eyes don't deceive you. this is the whole set, of nothing
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i did it. i won. after days of work I finally have 242 identical things that aren't real and don't do anything. check out my collection. yep, your eyes don't deceive you. this is the whole set, of nothing
entertaining myself with the radiation safety week quiz
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
entertaining myself with the radiation safety week quiz
i want to be clear that i'm not posting this because I'm proud of it or like it. I am posting it because I made it to contribute to a real discussion, knew i'd overcommitted less than a minute in, continued making it for twenty minutes, and now wouldn't feel right not accepting public shame for it
August 4, 2025 at 11:56 PM
i want to be clear that i'm not posting this because I'm proud of it or like it. I am posting it because I made it to contribute to a real discussion, knew i'd overcommitted less than a minute in, continued making it for twenty minutes, and now wouldn't feel right not accepting public shame for it
it's 2002. you skipped school to go to town and hang out with your friends. a frame of bowling, perhaps. go see Spider-Man at the UCI. maybe hit the little arcade for some Time Crisis 2.
suddenly you remember your mum said she was going shopping at BHS this afternoon! there's only one thing for it
suddenly you remember your mum said she was going shopping at BHS this afternoon! there's only one thing for it
July 28, 2025 at 10:38 PM
it's 2002. you skipped school to go to town and hang out with your friends. a frame of bowling, perhaps. go see Spider-Man at the UCI. maybe hit the little arcade for some Time Crisis 2.
suddenly you remember your mum said she was going shopping at BHS this afternoon! there's only one thing for it
suddenly you remember your mum said she was going shopping at BHS this afternoon! there's only one thing for it
pictured here doing that bit from Dewey Cox right after the record company guy goes "you have failed conclusively! there is nothing you can do, here in this room right now, that will make up for what you just did to That's Amoré."
July 24, 2025 at 11:43 PM
pictured here doing that bit from Dewey Cox right after the record company guy goes "you have failed conclusively! there is nothing you can do, here in this room right now, that will make up for what you just did to That's Amoré."
My thanks to the tech companies who have made a quick, reliable, bulletproof method of age verification using phone-camera face scans, and with no privacy concerns at all.
My completely unrelated thanks to this large printed picture of Vernon Kay.
My completely unrelated thanks to this large printed picture of Vernon Kay.
July 24, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My thanks to the tech companies who have made a quick, reliable, bulletproof method of age verification using phone-camera face scans, and with no privacy concerns at all.
My completely unrelated thanks to this large printed picture of Vernon Kay.
My completely unrelated thanks to this large printed picture of Vernon Kay.
the girl is simply unsafe. look how scared she is. she is wondering whether she will die of having her entire form splunched like a watermelon in a half-second, or if the cocaine ape will simply begin chewing up her skull in a moment of absent-mindedness, as one might with a mint imperial
July 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
the girl is simply unsafe. look how scared she is. she is wondering whether she will die of having her entire form splunched like a watermelon in a half-second, or if the cocaine ape will simply begin chewing up her skull in a moment of absent-mindedness, as one might with a mint imperial
enjoying Blue Kong: Smack Lith
July 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
enjoying Blue Kong: Smack Lith
our lady of perpetual recumbence
July 14, 2025 at 12:37 PM
our lady of perpetual recumbence
i know that prime day is mostly a scam now, and I try to use Amazon as little as possible, but even so, i can't deny that these are some pretty good prices
July 8, 2025 at 2:33 PM
i know that prime day is mostly a scam now, and I try to use Amazon as little as possible, but even so, i can't deny that these are some pretty good prices
rewatched the first two Terminators the other night 'cause Sam had never seen them. I've watched Terminator 2 and Aliens about a dozen times each and today i've had my mind completely blown in learning that John's foster mother is also Vasquez. totally unrecognisable
June 26, 2025 at 2:03 AM
rewatched the first two Terminators the other night 'cause Sam had never seen them. I've watched Terminator 2 and Aliens about a dozen times each and today i've had my mind completely blown in learning that John's foster mother is also Vasquez. totally unrecognisable
Sam answered "manboobs" to this Trivial Pursuit question the other day and I cannot express how pleased I was to be able to say "Sorry - the card says *moobs*"
June 12, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Sam answered "manboobs" to this Trivial Pursuit question the other day and I cannot express how pleased I was to be able to say "Sorry - the card says *moobs*"
Are burglars commandeering hot air balloons and stealing your garden furniture with a big winch? New crime stats say they arent
May 27, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Are burglars commandeering hot air balloons and stealing your garden furniture with a big winch? New crime stats say they arent
simply the worst liars in the history of obvious villaindom
May 19, 2025 at 6:10 PM
simply the worst liars in the history of obvious villaindom
off the back of Blue Prince/via recommendation from Sam I've decided to finally get around to playing Myst after I bought the new remaster a while ago. Myst is pretty good! I like the deep characterization of the two brothers and the way you can figure out their desires through subtle dialogue clues
May 19, 2025 at 5:10 PM
off the back of Blue Prince/via recommendation from Sam I've decided to finally get around to playing Myst after I bought the new remaster a while ago. Myst is pretty good! I like the deep characterization of the two brothers and the way you can figure out their desires through subtle dialogue clues
short pants. bare feet. chained to the desk. yoo fucking *hoo*
May 14, 2025 at 3:57 PM
short pants. bare feet. chained to the desk. yoo fucking *hoo*