columbologist
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tfw u find the souls of lords within the flame :)
November 11, 2025 at 5:31 PM
tfw u find the souls of lords within the flame :)
literally what the fuck is he talking about
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:39 PM
literally what the fuck is he talking about
my favourite part of Of Mice and Men is when george and lennie talk about their well-laid plans. haven't finished it yet but how can they lose
November 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
my favourite part of Of Mice and Men is when george and lennie talk about their well-laid plans. haven't finished it yet but how can they lose
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10/10 take. No notes.
November 7, 2025 at 5:49 PM
10/10 take. No notes.
I have run out of sidequests
November 7, 2025 at 1:17 AM
I have run out of sidequests
today's mission, then: figure out a workflow and backend setup for a live tabletop display that will a) be easy to manage at the table and b) provide maximum scope for me to fuck with my players in creative ways
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
today's mission, then: figure out a workflow and backend setup for a live tabletop display that will a) be easy to manage at the table and b) provide maximum scope for me to fuck with my players in creative ways
found a new use for my samsung freestyle projector which has been gathering dust for a while now.
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
October 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
found a new use for my samsung freestyle projector which has been gathering dust for a while now.
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
pretty rough-and-ready setup but it ended up working super well and made for a great session. made the maps in Dungeon Alchemist so they had animated running water and flickering lights, looked great
i love when I'm feeling for bony landmarks to position a patient for x-ray and they go "sorry my legs are so fat".
thank you. that is not awkward as fuck for me, while i'm kneeling in front of you and touching your body. i have many comfortable, professional, fun ways to comment on your leg fat.
thank you. that is not awkward as fuck for me, while i'm kneeling in front of you and touching your body. i have many comfortable, professional, fun ways to comment on your leg fat.
October 28, 2025 at 3:00 PM
i love when I'm feeling for bony landmarks to position a patient for x-ray and they go "sorry my legs are so fat".
thank you. that is not awkward as fuck for me, while i'm kneeling in front of you and touching your body. i have many comfortable, professional, fun ways to comment on your leg fat.
thank you. that is not awkward as fuck for me, while i'm kneeling in front of you and touching your body. i have many comfortable, professional, fun ways to comment on your leg fat.
on a replay Mario Galaxy 2 has gone from being the one I thought of as the best in the series to kinda mid-tier. it's still great and Galaxy was a huge leap forward for the series but the movement feels so sluggish and weird after playing the newer ones
October 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
on a replay Mario Galaxy 2 has gone from being the one I thought of as the best in the series to kinda mid-tier. it's still great and Galaxy was a huge leap forward for the series but the movement feels so sluggish and weird after playing the newer ones
i did it. i won. after days of work I finally have 242 identical things that aren't real and don't do anything. check out my collection. yep, your eyes don't deceive you. this is the whole set, of nothing
October 14, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i did it. i won. after days of work I finally have 242 identical things that aren't real and don't do anything. check out my collection. yep, your eyes don't deceive you. this is the whole set, of nothing
the main thing I've learned this weekend is that Super Mario Galaxy 2 has perhaps the most tedious post-game completionist content i've ever slogged through
October 12, 2025 at 10:52 PM
the main thing I've learned this weekend is that Super Mario Galaxy 2 has perhaps the most tedious post-game completionist content i've ever slogged through
entertaining myself with the radiation safety week quiz
September 29, 2025 at 1:46 PM
entertaining myself with the radiation safety week quiz
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If my horse had superpowers I'd call her Weston.
April 4, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If my horse had superpowers I'd call her Weston.
Wouldn't it be funny if Silksong turned out to be extraordinarily bad
September 4, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Wouldn't it be funny if Silksong turned out to be extraordinarily bad
RIP Dr. Charity Valentine "Ivy" Glass. My best and longest-running Shadowrun character died at tonight's session after nearly four extremely good years of play.
Her death was emotionally resonant, a fitting conclusion to her story, and she got beaten to death by an alien gorilla. No notes.
Her death was emotionally resonant, a fitting conclusion to her story, and she got beaten to death by an alien gorilla. No notes.
August 28, 2025 at 11:42 PM
RIP Dr. Charity Valentine "Ivy" Glass. My best and longest-running Shadowrun character died at tonight's session after nearly four extremely good years of play.
Her death was emotionally resonant, a fitting conclusion to her story, and she got beaten to death by an alien gorilla. No notes.
Her death was emotionally resonant, a fitting conclusion to her story, and she got beaten to death by an alien gorilla. No notes.
even though it's a completely different kind of platformer I love how DK Bananza bears so many cool hallmarks of the Mario Odyssey team. the plentiful main-quest collectibles, the surfeit of fun unique outfits, and a hideous garish lunch-themed level that sucks ass
August 24, 2025 at 8:08 PM
even though it's a completely different kind of platformer I love how DK Bananza bears so many cool hallmarks of the Mario Odyssey team. the plentiful main-quest collectibles, the surfeit of fun unique outfits, and a hideous garish lunch-themed level that sucks ass
i've never been a particular Silksong Wanter but I do find it kinda odd that after seven years of repeated delays and little communication to a vocally questioning fanbase, we're apparently gonna uncritically swallow the explanation "we were simply having *too* lovely a time for years and years"
August 22, 2025 at 11:03 AM
i've never been a particular Silksong Wanter but I do find it kinda odd that after seven years of repeated delays and little communication to a vocally questioning fanbase, we're apparently gonna uncritically swallow the explanation "we were simply having *too* lovely a time for years and years"
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Doing an old NYT crossword reprinted in the Sunday press with @perchperchson.bsky.social
and that’s how I learned that “Marisa Tomei” is an anagram for “It’s a me, Mario.” This feels impossible, correct, and like an Italian American hate crime all at once.
and that’s how I learned that “Marisa Tomei” is an anagram for “It’s a me, Mario.” This feels impossible, correct, and like an Italian American hate crime all at once.
August 15, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Doing an old NYT crossword reprinted in the Sunday press with @perchperchson.bsky.social
and that’s how I learned that “Marisa Tomei” is an anagram for “It’s a me, Mario.” This feels impossible, correct, and like an Italian American hate crime all at once.
and that’s how I learned that “Marisa Tomei” is an anagram for “It’s a me, Mario.” This feels impossible, correct, and like an Italian American hate crime all at once.
for god's sake (God, the Father)
for christ's sake (Christ, the Son)
for Pete's sake (Pete, the Holy Ghost)
for christ's sake (Christ, the Son)
for Pete's sake (Pete, the Holy Ghost)
August 14, 2025 at 2:39 PM
for god's sake (God, the Father)
for christ's sake (Christ, the Son)
for Pete's sake (Pete, the Holy Ghost)
for christ's sake (Christ, the Son)
for Pete's sake (Pete, the Holy Ghost)
I Know What You Did Last Summer
i did not do anything last summer
i did not do anything last summer
saw this on twitter & i had to know yall answers too 😂
August 14, 2025 at 11:49 AM
I Know What You Did Last Summer
i did not do anything last summer
i did not do anything last summer
Watching The Force Awakens in the cinema made me excited about Star Wars in a way that I had not felt since I was a kid.
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy is 10 years old, say something you like about it
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
I like when Unkar Plutt gives Rey “one quarter portion”
August 11, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Watching The Force Awakens in the cinema made me excited about Star Wars in a way that I had not felt since I was a kid.
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Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
Can't stress this enough: nobody fucking cares what he was up to
August 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Writers should internalize Lao Tzu's lesson about how the emptiness at the center of a wheel is what makes it useful, and how a pot is valuable because of where the clay *isn't*. Corporate geek culture has warped us into thinking that negative spaces are flaws that need to be fixed.
I'd pay good money for a 4K remaster of the original Resident Evil trilogy as long as the gameplay *wasn't* much updated. UI and graphical overhaul; static camera, tank controls.
August 8, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I'd pay good money for a 4K remaster of the original Resident Evil trilogy as long as the gameplay *wasn't* much updated. UI and graphical overhaul; static camera, tank controls.
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My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head
August 4, 2025 at 7:27 AM
My Cousin Vinny: Ace Attorney
Had to finally release this from my head
Had to finally release this from my head