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SEIZUREMACHINE
@comaofsouls.bsky.social
I am tired and feel old and
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!

CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
Getting a little snow. 50cm!!!!
February 2, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Always consult a Newfoundlander before going after horses. Jesus, everyone knows u practice for horses with goats or sheep. After a couple of years u move on to horses and use them to practice for moose. It's like moving through your belts in martal arts.
January 29, 2026 at 2:51 PM
January 28, 2026 at 10:41 AM
No comments are necessary!
January 28, 2026 at 10:40 AM
Best drummer in metal. That's it
January 27, 2026 at 7:22 PM
I'm your Huckleberry!! I loves big bottles.
January 25, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Cheers folks!!!
January 25, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Too late. Lol
January 24, 2026 at 2:01 AM
Just out of curiosity, what kind of glass should be used here. Don't take to long. I am thirsty.
January 24, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Getting ready.
January 23, 2026 at 2:50 PM
January 20, 2026 at 12:04 PM
Cheers or whatever. @diddleynubbins.bsky.social. Could you recommend some good Scotch.
January 19, 2026 at 2:15 AM
It been that kind of a day!
January 19, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Today I will be harnessing the power of fermentation. We will be doing Spicey Fermented 🍍 pineapple, fermented spicey carrots and ginger, and last but not least a fermented Buffalo Sauce.
January 14, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Well, well, well(three holes in the ground). I seem to have found a possible new path for my life. Get this going Carney. I need it!
January 12, 2026 at 3:32 PM
10% triple IPA. Cheers everyone.
January 3, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Cheers folks!!
January 2, 2026 at 11:16 PM
Did someone say stones!?
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Home made turkey soup. Oh I can't wait
December 26, 2025 at 5:34 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Gonna feel fine and fancy after this Hash oil infused weed at 45% thc hits. Lol.
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That is a quality beer right there. Love it. Today I am feeling half fancy as well.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
So now we moved on to Blackberry/orange cakes and fudge.
December 22, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Christmas baking at full throttle here in the Jackmans compound.
December 21, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Sometimes I just like to fool around so I pick up my Ukulele and fool around.
December 21, 2025 at 2:52 AM