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SEIZUREMACHINE
@comaofsouls.bsky.social
I am tired and feel old and
cantankerous. I love metal and the outdoors. And Americans. We don't hate the American people. Just the orangutan that leads your country. Update! I'm starting to dislike some of you now!

CANADA FUCKIN RULES!!!!! 🇨🇦 🍁 🇨🇦 🍁
Lol. Now you tell me. After getting into shape they have changed the ideal male shape again. Fuck!!
January 3, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It's live cams Gary! You must have just missed it then. You didn't see what I did to those slippers. Oh boy! But you know how us Canadians are. Christ. We look at the Geneva Convention as a check list and we are somewhat perverted when dealing with moose. God I'm so high.
December 31, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Ohhh shit!!! Apologies, that would be be me. Trying to draw traffic to my OF. Taking you and others off list. Won't happen again.
December 31, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Looks beautiful there. Breath in that cool air my friend. It will only improve your mood, and help relax you through the day. Will be up in the woods myself later on.
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Fuckin tune!! One of my fav old school tunes.
December 31, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Did someone say stones!?
December 26, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Excellent!!
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
You need to locate that mother fucker. And he needs a punch in the lips. That's what I would do and have done in the past. But you do you. Hope your Christmas was a good one.
December 26, 2025 at 5:13 PM
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Tomorrow Alex,Adele, and myself are doing absolutely nothing. Another stormy day tomorrow. I just might go for a hike anyway at some point. Anyway, cheers everyone. Hope your Christmas Day was a good one!!!
December 26, 2025 at 2:00 AM
a man with a beard wearing a brown jacket
ALT: a man with a beard wearing a brown jacket
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December 26, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I urge you to put on South of Heaven loud. Start with Silent Scream ditch the Kahlua and down that vodka and play air guitar like the savage beast I know you are until you pass out and wake up shirtless wrapped around the toilet belonging to your neighbor.
December 24, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Gonna feel fine and fancy after this Hash oil infused weed at 45% thc hits. Lol.
December 23, 2025 at 8:16 PM
That is a quality beer right there. Love it. Today I am feeling half fancy as well.
December 23, 2025 at 8:10 PM
You know you would be more that welcome. This year's cakes are blood orange and raspberry mix. Fuckin delicious!! We are also making cookies later called moose farts.
December 21, 2025 at 6:46 PM