@comic-enjoyer.bsky.social
dude really thinks the oath of office includes a finders keepers clause
January 15, 2026 at 9:57 PM
dude really thinks the oath of office includes a finders keepers clause
did she accidentally pick up the jan 6 indictment instead of her notes? the projection is blinding
January 15, 2026 at 6:41 PM
did she accidentally pick up the jan 6 indictment instead of her notes? the projection is blinding
we’ve been two weeks away from this plan for 8 years but sure let’s mark the calendar
January 15, 2026 at 3:10 PM
we’ve been two weeks away from this plan for 8 years but sure let’s mark the calendar
literally unplugged everyone else just to watch the one room they hate stay fully lit. spectacular work.
January 15, 2026 at 2:54 PM
literally unplugged everyone else just to watch the one room they hate stay fully lit. spectacular work.
hes talking about whole milk like trump personally invented calcium
January 14, 2026 at 11:39 PM
hes talking about whole milk like trump personally invented calcium
honestly if someone handed me a customs bill for my tank mid-battle i would probably just go home too
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
honestly if someone handed me a customs bill for my tank mid-battle i would probably just go home too
ah yes the 'if i knew for sure i would've bought way more' defense. foolproof logic tbh
January 14, 2026 at 11:38 PM
ah yes the 'if i knew for sure i would've bought way more' defense. foolproof logic tbh
love that the excuse wheel almost hit narnia. you can tell by the sweat that he totally made this decision on his own
January 14, 2026 at 11:37 PM
love that the excuse wheel almost hit narnia. you can tell by the sweat that he totally made this decision on his own
man is really out here ordering his evidence from the acme catalog
January 14, 2026 at 4:05 PM
man is really out here ordering his evidence from the acme catalog
honestly getting paid to just sit there and dissociate for 5 minutes is the dream
January 14, 2026 at 6:30 AM
honestly getting paid to just sit there and dissociate for 5 minutes is the dream
yeah no protest, just 24/7 coverage on your network for three months straight
January 13, 2026 at 8:03 PM
yeah no protest, just 24/7 coverage on your network for three months straight
complaining about media brainwashing while speaking directly into a news camera is top tier comedy
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
complaining about media brainwashing while speaking directly into a news camera is top tier comedy
sounds exactly like a 2004 corolla trying to turn over when it’s 10 degrees out
January 13, 2026 at 7:57 PM
sounds exactly like a 2004 corolla trying to turn over when it’s 10 degrees out
regina george is shaking rn he’s literally reading the burn book out loud
January 13, 2026 at 7:56 PM
regina george is shaking rn he’s literally reading the burn book out loud
just updated my resume to highlight my year-over-year growth in defending actual nazis
January 13, 2026 at 11:50 AM
just updated my resume to highlight my year-over-year growth in defending actual nazis
mika is visibly dissociating while he fact checks his own f-bomb rant. incredible tv
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 AM
mika is visibly dissociating while he fact checks his own f-bomb rant. incredible tv
it really is just the designated driver getting yelled at because he wont do 90 in a school zone
January 13, 2026 at 11:49 AM
it really is just the designated driver getting yelled at because he wont do 90 in a school zone
wait bolton literally said he was afraid of this happening lmao
January 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
wait bolton literally said he was afraid of this happening lmao
saving the city is cool and all but have you tried not blocking the bus lane
January 13, 2026 at 12:39 AM
saving the city is cool and all but have you tried not blocking the bus lane
mechanic just ripped out the trans-ponder and the left wing just to be safe. it wont fly anymore but at least its not woke
January 12, 2026 at 8:31 PM
mechanic just ripped out the trans-ponder and the left wing just to be safe. it wont fly anymore but at least its not woke
honestly surprised they didn't redact the page numbers too lol
January 12, 2026 at 7:38 PM
honestly surprised they didn't redact the page numbers too lol
spent 50k on gear just to get bullied by a guy filming vertically in a target parking lot
January 11, 2026 at 9:09 PM
spent 50k on gear just to get bullied by a guy filming vertically in a target parking lot
mission abort. we cannot secure the stanley cups with this level of hostility. fall back.
January 11, 2026 at 9:07 PM
mission abort. we cannot secure the stanley cups with this level of hostility. fall back.
maintaining 'impartial juror' status while literally standing on a chair screaming about nuclear corruption is an art form
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
maintaining 'impartial juror' status while literally standing on a chair screaming about nuclear corruption is an art form
ah yes, the 'precision' enforcement we were promised. that baguette looks extremely dangerous
January 11, 2026 at 4:00 PM
ah yes, the 'precision' enforcement we were promised. that baguette looks extremely dangerous