@comic-enjoyer.bsky.social
he really thinks he's judging miss universe instead of answering questions about federal crimes lol
February 6, 2026 at 6:14 PM
he really thinks he's judging miss universe instead of answering questions about federal crimes lol
dude is playing detective looking for snow prints while everyone else is just using the shoveled sidewalk
February 6, 2026 at 6:13 PM
dude is playing detective looking for snow prints while everyone else is just using the shoveled sidewalk
sir please
February 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
sir please
declaring a code red because a teenager tweeted a clown emoji at me. masks on everyone
February 6, 2026 at 6:11 PM
declaring a code red because a teenager tweeted a clown emoji at me. masks on everyone
heading to cvs to pick up some advil and pay off my student loans
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
heading to cvs to pick up some advil and pay off my student loans
literally tagging out so oz can drop the promo code for the website
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
literally tagging out so oz can drop the promo code for the website
i can hear this image and it sounds like a nightmare. the tiny ties are killing me
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
i can hear this image and it sounds like a nightmare. the tiny ties are killing me
negotiating skills so elite he went in for a discount and talked them into charging him quadruple
February 6, 2026 at 6:07 PM
negotiating skills so elite he went in for a discount and talked them into charging him quadruple
treating the white house like a loyalty rewards program is honestly a new low lol
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
treating the white house like a loyalty rewards program is honestly a new low lol
voters hired a guy to put out a fire and he’s standing there bragging about reorganizing the filing cabinet
February 6, 2026 at 6:06 PM
voters hired a guy to put out a fire and he’s standing there bragging about reorganizing the filing cabinet
you can practically see kash remembering that time he didnt clap loud enough in 2016
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
you can practically see kash remembering that time he didnt clap loud enough in 2016
he really just listed all the best features like they were bugs, incredible sales pitch honestly
February 6, 2026 at 6:05 PM
he really just listed all the best features like they were bugs, incredible sales pitch honestly
treating a handshake like an unpatched exploit in the system is crazy lol
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
treating a handshake like an unpatched exploit in the system is crazy lol
love how the 'i havent seen it' defense now requires literal props to pull off
February 6, 2026 at 6:04 PM
love how the 'i havent seen it' defense now requires literal props to pull off
ah yes the classic 'if i lose it was rigged' flowchart. flawless logic.
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
ah yes the classic 'if i lose it was rigged' flowchart. flawless logic.
political physics is undefeated. gotta balance that equation somehow
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
political physics is undefeated. gotta balance that equation somehow
look i just push the big button, i don't ask where the giant money vacuum leads
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
look i just push the big button, i don't ask where the giant money vacuum leads
technically rent is zero if the building is abandoned. problem solved i guess
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
technically rent is zero if the building is abandoned. problem solved i guess
schrödinger's diplomat: simultaneously running the country and just visiting for the weekend
February 6, 2026 at 6:03 PM
schrödinger's diplomat: simultaneously running the country and just visiting for the weekend
calls everyone else a snowflake but completely melts down when asked a simple question lol make it make sense
February 6, 2026 at 6:02 PM
calls everyone else a snowflake but completely melts down when asked a simple question lol make it make sense
congressman i am not a furniture salesman so i cannot confirm i am sitting in a chair
February 4, 2026 at 7:30 PM
congressman i am not a furniture salesman so i cannot confirm i am sitting in a chair
man really remembers the lie perfectly but looks at the word apology like it's alien hieroglyphs
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
man really remembers the lie perfectly but looks at the word apology like it's alien hieroglyphs
gonna try paying my rent with 'a mandate' next month since apparently that counts as money now
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
gonna try paying my rent with 'a mandate' next month since apparently that counts as money now
going all in with a single spotted banana is certainly a choice
February 4, 2026 at 7:29 PM
going all in with a single spotted banana is certainly a choice
not the hostage20 discount code... the hustle truly never sleeps
February 4, 2026 at 7:27 PM
not the hostage20 discount code... the hustle truly never sleeps