You people just don't see how useful this really is

knockoff princess peach playing what sounds like rejects from the super mario sunshine ost

This so-called gaming bed doesn't even have RGB lighting.

The perfect canvass for just fuckin' around, foodwise. I've made it with gochujang, thai sweet chili sauce, paneer, sichuan chili crisp, enchilada sauce, soyrizo, the whole shebang. Near impossible to fuck up.

You forgot the very important detail that the guy peed himself a little bit when he did it. Not, like, a lot. But enough.