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Compton Scatterbrained
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Bad hearing, bad sight, scattered brain.
Full of PFAS, but a true believer in radiation hormesis.
Why isn't rutile rutilant?
I like valence electrons (but K shell too) & deep time.
omg, the poor guy!
January 21, 2026 at 12:52 PM
"I'm afraid I need zee leetle Greenlander boy's desk..."
January 18, 2026 at 12:22 PM
Repost your home river.
January 14, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Unlike their human relatives, Neanderthals had 6 fingers.
January 14, 2026 at 12:31 PM
January 13, 2026 at 11:38 AM
with alt text:
January 9, 2026 at 8:48 AM
January 8, 2026 at 12:55 PM
December 28, 2025 at 11:17 AM
good almighty lord I haven't seen images load like a 90s gif since...

if I weren't on a phone I'd go measure if those images are like 10MB pix of reynolds foil boxes lol
December 27, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Yeah so you can pick up the whole bike to steal it but then you have to carry it until you get to your tool to break that. Which most dudes walking the streets don't have bc it's a tight fit.
December 23, 2025 at 9:28 AM
Here in NL those would only be for places where nobody bikes—the low front-tire holding rack or the fancy two-levrl ones at train stations pack a lot more bike for rack!
December 22, 2025 at 7:18 PM
News orgs are weird like that. I think it's "copyeditor sleeping syndrome."
December 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
December 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Oh c'mon, who doesn't think it's cool to hear The Red Guy of planets has brimstone???

"Hellooooooo, it's meeee!"
December 3, 2025 at 6:32 PM
You've just died.
6th picture in your gallery is what killed you.
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:26 AM
November 27, 2025 at 8:25 AM
November 26, 2025 at 3:31 PM
it's what comes out post... this guy
November 25, 2025 at 9:06 PM
November 15, 2025 at 6:04 PM
ermagerd are those periodic table shoes?
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 PM
omg I had to look that up!
November 7, 2025 at 6:25 AM
she be poopin'
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
city must be cursing itself!

planted all male ginkos on the street, and then this stinky lady
November 4, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I didn't know of this guy but I love his Rick Sanchez impression
October 31, 2025 at 5:48 PM