This makes dayspring some kind of whiny joisey granpa

Ah I've kept copies of this one on multiple machines because it's so correct.

But, like, if I'm gonna search my DB every time something claiming to "assimilate and summarise gazillions of documents" I might as well just automatically run sphinxsearch with it.

Never a bad idea anyway.

Looks like you can add them!

if there was some kind of simon cowel type involved, it would be watchable drama

Het goede nieuws blijft komen!

nieuwspaal.nl/hema-haalt-o...

conservatives going nuts on X claiming antifa's getting funded cuz how else could they fill supply lines with free handwarmers, soup and whatnot unless it's being funded by soros/the chinese/islamic state/whatever

Nested levels of idiocy, fantasy and having ChatGPT tell them everything they know.

this is some major wizard shit, I tell ya whut

dude being engulfed by red dirt, natch

FORBIDDEN LEMONADE

This is an ancient trick to get Unix help. I remember it well. You'd just say "[unix tool x] sucks, it can't do [y]" and the rest just fell into place.

Just listened to a biochemist discuss seed oils and atherosclerosis for like 3 hours, and at the end the guy and host were like "2 people are gonna listen to our in-depth context and 50k are gonna watch and share a 2-minute tiktok saying 'seed oils bad' lol"

"Utahns"?

TIL!

dun-dun-duuuuuuun

(something nefarious, obvs)

it causes you to be absolved of "not following ppe procedures" when The Accident happens

ikr

BOTH EVENTS HAPPENED ON CASUAL FRIDAYS

See, I was just gonna keep going with "that's the kind of Jakob's Staff I want when wandering the desert." Measure distant rock elevations *and* fend off evil wizard kings in 1 handy dandy instrument