ComradeSwim
@comradeswim.bsky.social
Eternally depressed and unreachable. Full of solidarity, love, and unapologetic intolerance. Reformation is false hope and nothing is more important than our workers and the poor. Nothing.
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Idk what “WAGU” tallow is but it’s fucked up how Steak&Shake is taking dogs out of obedience school and turning them into lard.
And these fries are mid, too.
And these fries are mid, too.
November 23, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Idk what “WAGU” tallow is but it’s fucked up how Steak&Shake is taking dogs out of obedience school and turning them into lard.
And these fries are mid, too.
And these fries are mid, too.
I listened to this song for years without being able to fully understand what he was saying. I realized after googling the lyrics that I was singing about his #dad and I immediately broke down in tears on a hard cry. RIP, any opportunity to ever fix anything.
Dylan Brady - Of Course I Still Love You (Official Music Video)
YouTube video by Dylan Brady
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November 22, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I listened to this song for years without being able to fully understand what he was saying. I realized after googling the lyrics that I was singing about his #dad and I immediately broke down in tears on a hard cry. RIP, any opportunity to ever fix anything.
BUNBUN IS BACK — I REPEAT, BUNBUN IS BACK, BABYYYY
November 21, 2025 at 11:49 PM
BUNBUN IS BACK — I REPEAT, BUNBUN IS BACK, BABYYYY
“one-HUNDRED, nazi scalps”
Happy Tuesday! Punch a Nazi! Video from @thisisindecline
YouTube video by Quadzilla Hikes
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November 21, 2025 at 11:47 PM
“one-HUNDRED, nazi scalps”
I just keep reflecting on my dickhead friend. He broke the TV (also the replacement he got, replacing it a 3rd time with another broken one), stole our luggage, almost got us evicted, pilfered everything, and I just keep thinking back to the “who is Hitler?” conversation and feeling reeeal stupid
a man in a green and black jacket sits in front of a fire
ALT: a man in a green and black jacket sits in front of a fire
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November 18, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I just keep reflecting on my dickhead friend. He broke the TV (also the replacement he got, replacing it a 3rd time with another broken one), stole our luggage, almost got us evicted, pilfered everything, and I just keep thinking back to the “who is Hitler?” conversation and feeling reeeal stupid
“ i did *NoT* have sexual relations with that man “
It’s okay, brother. We know.
It’s okay, brother. We know.
a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a bookshelf .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is making a funny face in front of a bookshelf .
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November 16, 2025 at 5:44 AM
“ i did *NoT* have sexual relations with that man “
It’s okay, brother. We know.
It’s okay, brother. We know.
Fuck that neanderthalic doormat, ya reap what you sow.
No one should have to face such threats.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
It would’ve been nice if Greene had realized this before she amplified and endorsed calls for executing Nancy Pelosi and Barack Obama.
November 16, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Fuck that neanderthalic doormat, ya reap what you sow.
My Mexican buddy got hassled by a bunch of bigoted old, white, christian-nationalist men at the college bar last night.
I then told all the 15 bouncers these guys were saying antisemitic shit about Israel and needing genocides and etc.
Enjoy your own medicine, ya jackasses, hope ya liked it.
I then told all the 15 bouncers these guys were saying antisemitic shit about Israel and needing genocides and etc.
Enjoy your own medicine, ya jackasses, hope ya liked it.
a woman in a blue and white striped shirt is holding a spoon in her mouth .
ALT: a woman in a blue and white striped shirt is holding a spoon in her mouth .
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November 15, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My Mexican buddy got hassled by a bunch of bigoted old, white, christian-nationalist men at the college bar last night.
I then told all the 15 bouncers these guys were saying antisemitic shit about Israel and needing genocides and etc.
Enjoy your own medicine, ya jackasses, hope ya liked it.
I then told all the 15 bouncers these guys were saying antisemitic shit about Israel and needing genocides and etc.
Enjoy your own medicine, ya jackasses, hope ya liked it.
In the movie Home Alone, there is very clearly a doggie door — guy gets blasted in the face through it and everything, it’s plot-centric…
— so where the fuck is the dog, dude?
— so where the fuck is the dog, dude?
a man wearing a green mask and a woman wearing a police ice vest
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November 15, 2025 at 8:35 PM
In the movie Home Alone, there is very clearly a doggie door — guy gets blasted in the face through it and everything, it’s plot-centric…
— so where the fuck is the dog, dude?
— so where the fuck is the dog, dude?
Real talk — I love your continued support of our page and I love your page too, but why aren’t you following me, @go4know.com ?
Stop flirting and make it follow-for-follow official. Put us on the watchlist together and declare our love, make our names touch for the whole WORLD to see
Stop flirting and make it follow-for-follow official. Put us on the watchlist together and declare our love, make our names touch for the whole WORLD to see
a plate of pasta with tomato sauce and cheese
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November 11, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Real talk — I love your continued support of our page and I love your page too, but why aren’t you following me, @go4know.com ?
Stop flirting and make it follow-for-follow official. Put us on the watchlist together and declare our love, make our names touch for the whole WORLD to see
Stop flirting and make it follow-for-follow official. Put us on the watchlist together and declare our love, make our names touch for the whole WORLD to see
“FELLAS — IS IT GAY TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?? LIKE, LITERALLY >75% OF SINGERS ARE LIKE, **MEN** AND STUFF! LIKE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT THEIR DICK IN YOUR EAR AND LET ME WATCH, YA FUNK-LOVING **FRUIT** — HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK” type ahh country
a blue truck is driving through a dirt field with a california license plate
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November 11, 2025 at 3:09 AM
“FELLAS — IS IT GAY TO LISTEN TO MUSIC?? LIKE, LITERALLY >75% OF SINGERS ARE LIKE, **MEN** AND STUFF! LIKE, YOU MIGHT AS WELL PUT THEIR DICK IN YOUR EAR AND LET ME WATCH, YA FUNK-LOVING **FRUIT** — HYUCK HYUCK HYUCK” type ahh country
Okay, so in 2004, we would have had common-sense on our current 2025-matters, apparently. I love that purple primate but I stg Imma have to bash a clanker by the end of this #BonziBuddy
November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
Okay, so in 2004, we would have had common-sense on our current 2025-matters, apparently. I love that purple primate but I stg Imma have to bash a clanker by the end of this #BonziBuddy
If you can grasp lucid-dreaming, you can do free cocaine in your dreams.
Rabid possums biting me in a swarming pit?? — pfft, I’m doin’ all the coke, bros
Rabid possums biting me in a swarming pit?? — pfft, I’m doin’ all the coke, bros
kermit the frog from the muppet show is sitting down on a black background and looking at the camera .
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November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
If you can grasp lucid-dreaming, you can do free cocaine in your dreams.
Rabid possums biting me in a swarming pit?? — pfft, I’m doin’ all the coke, bros
Rabid possums biting me in a swarming pit?? — pfft, I’m doin’ all the coke, bros
LETS. FUCKIN. GOOOOOOOOOOO
We did it Joe
YouTube video by Lukas Arnold
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November 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
LETS. FUCKIN. GOOOOOOOOOOO
Written by: Right-on RightSton
November 3, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Written by: Right-on RightSton
meow Meow MEOWWW
Creep by Radiohead covered by a cat
YouTube video by sonya XD
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November 2, 2025 at 1:07 AM
meow Meow MEOWWW
I’m gonna unironically start telling people every 2-bit conspiracy I come across. PSYOPs go both ways.
They aren’t even trying to hide it anymore #dance #ballroom #demon SINISTER
YouTube video by Pearlmania500
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November 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I’m gonna unironically start telling people every 2-bit conspiracy I come across. PSYOPs go both ways.
I dressed as a French cowboy and spent all night saying “oui-haw, partanairs”
November 1, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I dressed as a French cowboy and spent all night saying “oui-haw, partanairs”
Why is every mad scientist German?
November 1, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Why is every mad scientist German?
I would rather watch Brandy and Mr Whiskers than talk to my boss like we’re cool.
And I’m cool with B&MW, I just hate my boss.
And I’m cool with B&MW, I just hate my boss.
October 31, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I would rather watch Brandy and Mr Whiskers than talk to my boss like we’re cool.
And I’m cool with B&MW, I just hate my boss.
And I’m cool with B&MW, I just hate my boss.
Someday I’ll die and wake back up in 2003. My parents would be there, making every holiday special. I wouldn’t have to move across the country and everything would pan out how it should have. I wouldn’t sit alone or cry, everything would be different. I hope.
October 31, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Someday I’ll die and wake back up in 2003. My parents would be there, making every holiday special. I wouldn’t have to move across the country and everything would pan out how it should have. I wouldn’t sit alone or cry, everything would be different. I hope.
It’s one of those days where I just want to self-end or staple a bunch of sandwiches to the bulletin boards downtown.
a close up of a man 's face with the words it can 't rain all the time
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October 30, 2025 at 6:02 PM
It’s one of those days where I just want to self-end or staple a bunch of sandwiches to the bulletin boards downtown.
Guys will be like “I don’t believe in ghosts” but pray to spooky-jesus when their gut passes a long shit around a short turn.
…it’s me. I am guys.
…it’s me. I am guys.
a close up of a man 's face with the words that 's a ghost on it
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October 30, 2025 at 5:25 AM
Guys will be like “I don’t believe in ghosts” but pray to spooky-jesus when their gut passes a long shit around a short turn.
…it’s me. I am guys.
…it’s me. I am guys.
Me, seeing a former classmate from French class: “maaan Madame Valdiviez can get this any day”
October 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Me, seeing a former classmate from French class: “maaan Madame Valdiviez can get this any day”