Conceptual fart
conceptualfart.bsky.social
Conceptual fart
@conceptualfart.bsky.social
The medical reason I dont have kids is that my wife wont sleep with ugly guys
Not entirely off outside-the-box actions i dreamt up during periods of drunkeness.
The Internet era needs internet solutions. Probably easier to raise money for than Democrats just doing the same once again.
March 20, 2025 at 9:45 AM
That was me this morning. Sober but i had coffee. Texted my neighbor who I sought eye contact with to say I passed jogging earlier, but she missed me and i wanted to say it was ok because i WAS wearing a hoodie for the cold ear-hurtineaa in winter and probably made it hard for her to recognize me.
March 10, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Drafts: I would have related more to Torn if Natalie Imbruglia sung it wearing a toilet paper costume
March 8, 2025 at 7:59 AM
All of a sudden the next insurrection being led by disgruntled agents in shiny marine blue jackets is on the table.
February 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
The art of the deal last chapter: ignore the rest of the book if you get a weekend in Saudi Arabia.
February 19, 2025 at 4:16 PM