Conceptual fart
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The medical reason I dont have kids is that my wife wont sleep with ugly guys
Im now pretending I really want Rachel Maddow on tv.
Thanks Doooooonald!
Thanks Doooooonald!
March 15, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Im now pretending I really want Rachel Maddow on tv.
Thanks Doooooonald!
Thanks Doooooonald!
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QUICK QUESTION:
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"
It's for a work email, so has to sound
professional.
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"
It's for a work email, so has to sound
professional.
March 14, 2025 at 9:56 PM
QUICK QUESTION:
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"
It's for a work email, so has to sound
professional.
Is it "for fucks sake" or "for fuck sake"
It's for a work email, so has to sound
professional.
ChatGPT just diagnosed me as risk group for diabetes based on my questions about genius investments
March 15, 2025 at 2:28 PM
ChatGPT just diagnosed me as risk group for diabetes based on my questions about genius investments
Fun facts about Schipol airport:
•Its pronounced Skipööl
•32% of total calories burnt in Amsterdam municipality happen from people walking to Gates
•The record time from security to gate is 46 minutes set by Usain Bolt in his prime
•Most common cause of death is famine in Gates A892-1012
•Its pronounced Skipööl
•32% of total calories burnt in Amsterdam municipality happen from people walking to Gates
•The record time from security to gate is 46 minutes set by Usain Bolt in his prime
•Most common cause of death is famine in Gates A892-1012
March 15, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Fun facts about Schipol airport:
•Its pronounced Skipööl
•32% of total calories burnt in Amsterdam municipality happen from people walking to Gates
•The record time from security to gate is 46 minutes set by Usain Bolt in his prime
•Most common cause of death is famine in Gates A892-1012
•Its pronounced Skipööl
•32% of total calories burnt in Amsterdam municipality happen from people walking to Gates
•The record time from security to gate is 46 minutes set by Usain Bolt in his prime
•Most common cause of death is famine in Gates A892-1012
A wise man told me there is no shame loosing in a chicken race. Those l’il fuckers got wings.
March 10, 2025 at 6:05 PM
A wise man told me there is no shame loosing in a chicken race. Those l’il fuckers got wings.
WTF Is XZIBIT DEAD!?
Need a new host for project pimp ny bride.
Need a new host for project pimp ny bride.
March 10, 2025 at 5:23 PM
WTF Is XZIBIT DEAD!?
Need a new host for project pimp ny bride.
Need a new host for project pimp ny bride.
Contrary to popular belief there is impopular belief. Less money and harder to live off.
March 10, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Contrary to popular belief there is impopular belief. Less money and harder to live off.
Why is it called? The posh person said about the servant coming in after being called.
March 10, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Why is it called? The posh person said about the servant coming in after being called.
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Why is it called [the thing it's called], and not [this much funnier thing using puns]?
March 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Why is it called [the thing it's called], and not [this much funnier thing using puns]?
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Is incest illegal?
Asking for a really hot sibling.
Asking for a really hot sibling.
March 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is incest illegal?
Asking for a really hot sibling.
Asking for a really hot sibling.
Drafts:
Why is it called bowling and not rollerballs with beer and being smug that Darren from school who thought he was Bourdain during home economics now works there making shit burritos?
Why is it called bowling and not rollerballs with beer and being smug that Darren from school who thought he was Bourdain during home economics now works there making shit burritos?
March 8, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Drafts:
Why is it called bowling and not rollerballs with beer and being smug that Darren from school who thought he was Bourdain during home economics now works there making shit burritos?
Why is it called bowling and not rollerballs with beer and being smug that Darren from school who thought he was Bourdain during home economics now works there making shit burritos?
Warning! Beware of a creepy guy standing around our local tube station. I will leave once I picked up mom.
March 8, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Warning! Beware of a creepy guy standing around our local tube station. I will leave once I picked up mom.
I have read every paragraph of law regarding tennant balconies and found no legal obstacles for my 8 acre free range egg farm expansion.
#hedge #winning #entreprenours
#hedge #winning #entreprenours
March 8, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I have read every paragraph of law regarding tennant balconies and found no legal obstacles for my 8 acre free range egg farm expansion.
#hedge #winning #entreprenours
#hedge #winning #entreprenours
Is incest illegal?
Asking for a really hot sibling.
Asking for a really hot sibling.
March 3, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Is incest illegal?
Asking for a really hot sibling.
Asking for a really hot sibling.
The nice part with the Zelensky debacle on TV was that the US president seemed pretty reasonble compared to the VP.
Maybe he will grown into it?
Maybe he will grown into it?
March 3, 2025 at 4:28 PM
The nice part with the Zelensky debacle on TV was that the US president seemed pretty reasonble compared to the VP.
Maybe he will grown into it?
Maybe he will grown into it?
Everyone with followers has had a dark period as a reply guy.
March 3, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Everyone with followers has had a dark period as a reply guy.
How many prefer that your bully uncle admits they were wrong about a guy to you over them just shooting the guy while still thinking you’re a pussy.
Theoretical scenario.
Theoretical scenario.
February 24, 2025 at 8:56 PM
How many prefer that your bully uncle admits they were wrong about a guy to you over them just shooting the guy while still thinking you’re a pussy.
Theoretical scenario.
Theoretical scenario.
Whatever that bears have arms amendment is. I think this is what it was for but everyone who should buy guns are busy crying and eating avocados.
The founded dads never considered us soyboy libs.
The founded dads never considered us soyboy libs.
February 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Whatever that bears have arms amendment is. I think this is what it was for but everyone who should buy guns are busy crying and eating avocados.
The founded dads never considered us soyboy libs.
The founded dads never considered us soyboy libs.
I was just told its my fault i have zero clean underwear if I dont plan any laundry sessions. What do you find to be unfair in life? Reply in comments.
February 19, 2025 at 4:24 PM
I was just told its my fault i have zero clean underwear if I dont plan any laundry sessions. What do you find to be unfair in life? Reply in comments.
When Trump saw that scene in Beautiful mind. When John Nash/Russel Crowe figures out that he and the guys all gets a worse deal if they start hitting on the hot blonde and ignore her friends. Donald missed how this maps to business because he was confused why a Nobelguy wouldnt grab he by the pussy.
February 19, 2025 at 4:13 PM
When Trump saw that scene in Beautiful mind. When John Nash/Russel Crowe figures out that he and the guys all gets a worse deal if they start hitting on the hot blonde and ignore her friends. Donald missed how this maps to business because he was confused why a Nobelguy wouldnt grab he by the pussy.
Gravy trains, known for slipping and derailing when turning.
February 19, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Gravy trains, known for slipping and derailing when turning.
Yo Churchy! Im going on vacay with Hitler to talk about how you can change so you dont get bombed all the time! Sorry you cant join!
Van Hollen: "Can you imagine FDR in the middle of WW2 saying to Churchill, 'you know, we're not going to continue to help you until you turn over half of your coal and mineral reserves.' That's not how you behave when you want to support a friend who's under attack by an authoritarian like Putin."
February 19, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Yo Churchy! Im going on vacay with Hitler to talk about how you can change so you dont get bombed all the time! Sorry you cant join!
I got the Knife On Trial and Bandaging.
the two merit badges i got in boy scouts was for biggest dick and forgery
February 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
I got the Knife On Trial and Bandaging.
I think a trick to saving the country is for libs to start beating the MAGA’s at sheering the president so his base loose their enemy and get time to reflect about how unamerican it is to have a king.
February 19, 2025 at 7:44 AM
I think a trick to saving the country is for libs to start beating the MAGA’s at sheering the president so his base loose their enemy and get time to reflect about how unamerican it is to have a king.
As a recovering Database Admin id like to point out that for a man claiming to be an engineering genious with decades in tech thinking that not ALL governments use SQL… is like Gordon Ramsey claiming no restaurants uses pots and/or pans.
February 18, 2025 at 9:37 PM
As a recovering Database Admin id like to point out that for a man claiming to be an engineering genious with decades in tech thinking that not ALL governments use SQL… is like Gordon Ramsey claiming no restaurants uses pots and/or pans.