Confused Raptor
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BREAKING

In a new video, Dolly Parton, the Queen of America, says she’s going to be ok.
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Fox sports hates Kentucky, we are being tortured with the Jets vs Cowboys game
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Its like an old Victorian photo
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IM HIS LAWYER AND HE HAS A RIGHT TO LIVE ON THE COUCH! CASE CLOSED
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Pyewacket is a Stage 5 Clinger— he has a lot of very Big Feelings about being placed in a playpen with all the things he needs like food, litter, toys, stuffies and instead thinks he should just be allowed to live the rest of his life on my couch where none of those things are.
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TIMELINE CLEANSE! Met this litter at the Humane Society today
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This dude was building a web outside. Was fascinating watching it
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Still close to my final fantasy 14 main tbh
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I want both at the same time with some bacon please?
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Aww that one in the leaves is so cute I need to pet it
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I really liked it too, its sassy with lots of talk about dongs
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Now we need Wormbo's reaction to the reaction of the reaction of the event's reaction.
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If the government is shut down, all elected officials should not be able to to post on social media during that time. Like why do I have to hear from a dude with dementia who thinks Ai slop memes are a way to govern against my will
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Found a piece of a tooth pick in my granola bar 😵‍💫