Laura A. Michaelis
@congramqueen.bsky.social
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Mom, Professor of Linguistics @colorado.edu. 1st gen Construction Grammarian, Fillmore protégée, using social semiotic syntax to combine climate-change action & meaning construction. Feet planted in Boulder, heart still in Berkeley
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congramqueen.bsky.social
Similative (intrans) denominal verb from John Oliver (S12E20) “It…says a lot about the chaos of this administration that the president just fully Snoopied on national TV.” Images of Trump on WH roof vs Snoopy on his doghouse. Is that a full Snoopy though? Snoopy lay on his back!
John Oliver comparing Trump to Snoopy
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kmahowald.bsky.social
UT Austin Linguistics is hiring in computational linguistics!

Asst or Assoc.

We have a thriving group sites.utexas.edu/compling/ and a long proud history in the space. (For instance, fun fact, Jeff Elman was a UT Austin Linguistics Ph.D.)

faculty.utexas.edu/career/170793

🤘
UT Austin Computational Linguistics Research Group – Humans processing computers processing humans processing language
sites.utexas.edu
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katharinehayhoe.com
Two of the most common climate misconceptions I see, even among knowledgeable folks, are that (1) most people aren't worried about climate change, and (2) if they were, they'd act.

Not true! Data show (1) most people are worried, but (2) they won’t act if they don’t know what to do-and most don’t.
A map of the world showing how levels of worry in most countries are greater than 70%. Source: Yale Program on Climate Change Communication, International Public Opinion on Climate Change, 2023.
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coveringclimatenow.org
Data analysis by @sentientmedia.org, a CCNow partner, finds that less than 4% of climate news stories mention animal agriculture as a source of carbon emissions despite the fact that “food and agriculture contribute 1/3 of global greenhouse gas emissions, second only to the burning of fossil fuels.”
Meat is a leading emissions source – but few outlets report on it, analysis finds
Sentient Media reveals less than 4% of climate news stories mention animal agriculture as source of carbon emissions
buff.ly
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ocjoseph424.bsky.social
G’mar Chatima Tovah to all of my global mishpocha who are observing Yom Kippur.
congramqueen.bsky.social
Nice illustration of the Pseudoconditional construction (Kay & Michaelis 2012) in quote from Rob Reiner: "'If I’m Jimmy Kimmel, I’m suing the Trump administration,” Reiner said. “I’m suing them for abandoning my First Amendment rights.'" www.thedailybeast.com/rob-reiner-t...
Rob Reiner Predicts He’ll Be Next After Slamming Kimmel Axing
He made the remark after launching criticisms over Jimmy Kimmel Live! being pulled off the air
www.thedailybeast.com
congramqueen.bsky.social
And what 22 year old American uses the past perfect? It is not used in American English formal written genres anymore, let alone in text msgs
congramqueen.bsky.social
Yes, but who allowed “4 bridges in the Bay Area”? They’ve got GG, Bay, San Mateo and Dunbarton (pronounced wrong). But what about Richmond-San Rafael? Benicia? Carquinez?
kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Phenomenal movie with Redford as the core of an all-star cast.
mightybattlecat.bsky.social
Behold the brilliance that is this scene. This is one of my favorite scenes.
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adelegoldberg.bsky.social
Abstract deadline changed to *December 1, 2025*
adelegoldberg.bsky.social
UPDATE: Abstract deadline: Nov 1, 25! Invited speakers: Corrine Occhino, Dagmar Divjak, Idan Blank, Randy Allen Harris, Gary Lupyan, Laura Michaelis, Kanishka Misra !
@dagmardivjak.bsky.social @randyallenharris.bsky.social @congramqueen.bsky.social @glupyan.bsky.social @kanishka.bsky.social
adelegoldberg.bsky.social
📌 👉 The 14th International Construction Grammar conference will be held at Princeton, June 4-7, 2026

Usage-based analyses and Empirical methods

Stay tuned for updates!
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juniorhoncho.bsky.social
there's no room for political violence in america like there's no room for newspapers in a hoarder's house
congramqueen.bsky.social
Quote from NZ Police Commissioner Jill Rogers in CNN story on NZ fugitive dad proving Oceania doesn't use the present perfect like AmE speakers do! "The quad bike has run over the spikes. The two occupants have been on that bike, and it has come to a rest on this rural road. ..." Rogers said.
Quote from CNN article on NZ fugitive dad
congramqueen.bsky.social
Often wondered: the Latin word for hedgehog is ericius, so how did it become IGEL in German? English borrowed French hérisson as URCHIN, whence street urchin (hedgehog of the street) 🦔 🏘️ and sea urchin (hedgehog of the sea) 🦔🌊
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cwebbonline.com
It’s that time of year again. Back to school for the kids.

This ad should run during every NFL kickoff, every college football opener, every “Friday Night Lights.” Because school shootings are as American as football now.
congramqueen.bsky.social
@ejfranci2.bsky.social is this the craziest relative clause extraposition ever?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Rudy says if the police try to charge the 19 year old woman with something who was involved in the car crash with him he will refuse to testify against her.
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michaelemann.bsky.social
Shouldn't the EPA protect the environment?
ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
I know this sounds crazy, but shouldn’t the Secretary of Energy know something about energy?
congramqueen.bsky.social
Beautifully stated
pgourevitch.bsky.social
That Trump and Trumpism are fascist doesn’t explain the sheer vandalism of unleashing mass murdering mayhem via RFK to replace medical/scientific institutions of immense value and prestige with medieval peasant superstitions. That is a criminal madness facilitated by but above and beyond fascism.
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jurafsky.bsky.social
Now that school is starting for lots of folks, it's time for a new release of Speech and Language Processing! Jim and I added all sorts of material for the August 2025 release! With slides to match! Check it out here: web.stanford.edu/~jurafsky/sl...
Speech and Language Processing
Speech and Language Processing
web.stanford.edu
congramqueen.bsky.social
Started in Berkeley at dawn of millennium, ICCG14 will be 1st in US since 2008 & only 3rd US site. As US stumbles, the courageous Ivy steps in as host. “In the service of the Nation & Humanity”. Meanwhile 💕 to these world cities for keeping the ICCG dream alive 🌏😘
ICCG sites
congramqueen.bsky.social
Can’t wait!
adelegoldberg.bsky.social
📌 👉 The 14th International Construction Grammar conference will be held at Princeton, June 4-7, 2026

Usage-based analyses and Empirical methods

Stay tuned for updates!
congramqueen.bsky.social
Chicago expressway is terrible! Be safe! Alas I think this means I’ve missed my chance to see you before departure
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adelegoldberg.bsky.social
Princeton Psychology & Neuroscience are looking to hire a joint assistant professor doing computational, clinical, and/or neuroimaging research, w/ PhD in Psych, Neuro, CS or related. 👇
puwebp.princeton.edu
congramqueen.bsky.social
Similative (intrans) denominal verb from John Oliver (S12E20) “It…says a lot about the chaos of this administration that the president just fully Snoopied on national TV.” Images of Trump on WH roof vs Snoopy on his doghouse. Is that a full Snoopy though? Snoopy lay on his back!
John Oliver comparing Trump to Snoopy