Paul Condliffe
@conpc.bsky.social
We'd have to go to marriage guidance to agree the book to read, then within 5 minutes we'd both be too hot and she would be fed up of my lips moving
Couples who say that snuggling up and reading the same book at the same time together is romantic have never actually tried it. It's infuriating. My boyfriend reads so slowly. By the time he finishes one page, I could have read three. Nah, individual reading only from now on.
November 12, 2025 at 6:38 PM
We'd have to go to marriage guidance to agree the book to read, then within 5 minutes we'd both be too hot and she would be fed up of my lips moving
The remembrance of the defeat of fascism is always a difficult time of year for him
November 9, 2025 at 6:37 PM
The remembrance of the defeat of fascism is always a difficult time of year for him
Should it not be a vinegar based sour?
November 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Should it not be a vinegar based sour?
I'd be more likely to use them on the grounds they might not try to style things out
October 30, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I'd be more likely to use them on the grounds they might not try to style things out
Hold negotiations so you can say you've held negotiations then do what you wanted to do regardless of negotiations
April 15, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Hold negotiations so you can say you've held negotiations then do what you wanted to do regardless of negotiations
I mean unless that's clear glass they're screwed
April 12, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I mean unless that's clear glass they're screwed
The Palatinate will rise again ✊️
January 9, 2025 at 2:38 PM
The Palatinate will rise again ✊️