ConradTM
@conradtm.bsky.social
I LIKE BEING STUCK IN THIS STUPID WALL
IT'S MY FUNCTION
IT'S MY FUNCTION
Some people saw this Family Guy bit and thought it was how real life works
February 8, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Some people saw this Family Guy bit and thought it was how real life works
Every decision they made after the "Metro" thing with Windows 8 has just been an unbroken string of ass-showings. People loved windows 7! It looked good, it felt good, it had that weird abstract wallpaper pack with these little dudes. Then they said "nah we're gonna pivot."
February 5, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Every decision they made after the "Metro" thing with Windows 8 has just been an unbroken string of ass-showings. People loved windows 7! It looked good, it felt good, it had that weird abstract wallpaper pack with these little dudes. Then they said "nah we're gonna pivot."
He's got a similar fucked up weird angle at the lower half of his face. They could be cousins
February 4, 2026 at 10:42 PM
He's got a similar fucked up weird angle at the lower half of his face. They could be cousins
I FIGURED IT OUT I KNEW IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING
February 4, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I FIGURED IT OUT I KNEW IT REMINDED ME OF SOMETHING
Just saw this on marketplace for under $150 and I'm not gonna buy it, this feels like personal growth.
February 4, 2026 at 1:16 PM
Just saw this on marketplace for under $150 and I'm not gonna buy it, this feels like personal growth.
When the acid is hitting as someone makes off with your Loc-Nar
February 4, 2026 at 11:13 AM
When the acid is hitting as someone makes off with your Loc-Nar
Reading that last sentence
February 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Reading that last sentence
"Don't worry gang, we closed the toothpaste."
February 3, 2026 at 1:11 AM
"Don't worry gang, we closed the toothpaste."
Ikr? Was bummed I couldn't justify the cost to myself because the demos made it sound great but I was glad to see they sold out.
February 2, 2026 at 1:26 AM
Ikr? Was bummed I couldn't justify the cost to myself because the demos made it sound great but I was glad to see they sold out.
It made me think of this distortion pedal I saw a while back, if it lends any inspiration.
February 2, 2026 at 12:37 AM
It made me think of this distortion pedal I saw a while back, if it lends any inspiration.
I'll let their tears wash mine away
February 1, 2026 at 4:15 PM
I'll let their tears wash mine away
Then I pull out my trump card:
January 31, 2026 at 11:45 PM
Then I pull out my trump card:
I can't help but actually laugh at the horrific absurdity. I mean how could any reaction possibly be sufficiently outraged at this? I'm just sitting here like
January 31, 2026 at 11:34 PM
I can't help but actually laugh at the horrific absurdity. I mean how could any reaction possibly be sufficiently outraged at this? I'm just sitting here like
Lmao Kotaku outdoing every other major news outlet I just checked.
January 31, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Lmao Kotaku outdoing every other major news outlet I just checked.
I'LL KIDNAP A MILLION CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COUNTRY DIE
AND I'LL SILENCE ANYONE
WHO GETS IN MY WAY
- most of the government and top 5% apparently
AND I'LL SILENCE ANYONE
WHO GETS IN MY WAY
- most of the government and top 5% apparently
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
I'LL KIDNAP A MILLION CHILDREN BEFORE I LET THIS COUNTRY DIE
AND I'LL SILENCE ANYONE
WHO GETS IN MY WAY
- most of the government and top 5% apparently
AND I'LL SILENCE ANYONE
WHO GETS IN MY WAY
- most of the government and top 5% apparently
Lmao I caught the Wikipedia page mid-edit. Trigger fingers, these maintainers.
January 30, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Lmao I caught the Wikipedia page mid-edit. Trigger fingers, these maintainers.
Lmfao I know clearsky is a madness rune but I found the type of guy who posts about this to defend Earth and then (I guess) searches and blocks me 5 minutes later. Some rich text here.
![@isaacbaranoff.bsky.social
Post 1:
I was trying to capture the culture that producec albums like this: youtu.be/6plr7BFZYGI
Kid Rock I The Polyfuze Method [1993]
Post 2:
You know what's funny is that a long time ago I started writing a novel that was a fictionalized depiction of 1990s Detroit hip hop, and I abandoned it because I didn't feel compelled ta tell this story anymore. It's very impersonal to a guy who grew up in Florida listening to those rappers.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:34ks4rlpp2ry27e3z7rhravf/bafkreiazlyc6oymxdzunhdoucya4bm7mw2zpcexfirsjjznchsok27ln3i@jpeg)
January 30, 2026 at 5:46 AM
Lmfao I know clearsky is a madness rune but I found the type of guy who posts about this to defend Earth and then (I guess) searches and blocks me 5 minutes later. Some rich text here.
Learning bad shit about Earth but good shit about the Doom Metal subreddit
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Learning bad shit about Earth but good shit about the Doom Metal subreddit
Can you imagine a protagonist getting transported to another world and he's not in this exact town?
January 29, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Can you imagine a protagonist getting transported to another world and he's not in this exact town?
"Advertising is an angry Twitter screed. It's getting red-assed and incoherent over all criticism. It's a billboard on the side of the highway screaming 'I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING CHANGE IT SO BUY IT OR DIE'"
- Jon Curtains
- Jon Curtains
January 29, 2026 at 2:02 PM
"Advertising is an angry Twitter screed. It's getting red-assed and incoherent over all criticism. It's a billboard on the side of the highway screaming 'I'M NOT GONNA FUCKING CHANGE IT SO BUY IT OR DIE'"
- Jon Curtains
- Jon Curtains
This may be one of the funniest exchanges I've seen on this app
![LADY YUEYING: is this a tea hate party can I sit down
Skip, the Online Raccoon: yes, feel free to join in!
LADY YUEYING: I am such a hater
[Quoted LADY YUEYING]
Taylor Swift is a white nationalist](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:34ks4rlpp2ry27e3z7rhravf/bafkreihrgsflzwt5dsa6ek6glvfxman7nktywxpneb6jphadxyc5x5tkvq@jpeg)
January 29, 2026 at 12:06 PM
This may be one of the funniest exchanges I've seen on this app
Pink Floyd mentioned
January 29, 2026 at 1:58 AM
Pink Floyd mentioned