In an official statement, the Justice Department reported that the tape “no longer sparked joy”

Truly, any one of us would do the same thing if we were in possession of the only copy of an object of extreme cultural fascination that has been endlessly discussed since the moment it came into existence

Well okay yes BUT ALSO YOU, TAKE THE COMPLIMENT

I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 🖤

This reprint of issue #1 will be on sale the week after issue #2, which is on final order cut-off this Monday… so be sure to stock up on #2 in advance so you can press those first two chapters into the hands of the curious!

But what if that results in the wolves having further dangerous human interactions that lead to pack loss????

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wouldn't mind the sold-out-stadium revenue but playing my hits for three hours sounds a little bit too exhausting tbqh

Probably because that's the other guys' thing

It's honestly true and I keep waiting for a ragtag band of adventurers to come try to wrest one of the powerful cosmic gems from my gauntlet but it just hasn't happened yet

It has other functions beyond PUT THIS PERSON IN THE STOCKS! We should use those functions!