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Chris Conroy
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Executive Editor, DC Comics (Absolute, Vertigo, Black Label). Opinions my own, and also all excellent if you ask me 🏳️‍🌈
In an official statement, the Justice Department reported that the tape “no longer sparked joy”
February 12, 2026 at 4:58 AM
Truly, any one of us would do the same thing if we were in possession of the only copy of an object of extreme cultural fascination that has been endlessly discussed since the moment it came into existence
February 12, 2026 at 4:57 AM
Gosh, that’s embarrassing, but at least they didn’t do it on purpose
“Last May, as a groundswell built demanding public scrutiny of the Justice Department's records on Epstein, the agency ran into a problem: it had already destroyed its master copy of surveillance video from Epstein's final hours in the Metropolitan Correctional Center.”
Newly released documents show the FBI's scramble to explain last year why it released a screen recording with a missing minute from the night Jeffrey Epstein died, instead of the original footage.
February 12, 2026 at 4:54 AM
Well okay yes BUT ALSO YOU, TAKE THE COMPLIMENT
February 12, 2026 at 3:46 AM
I LEARNED FROM THE BEST. 🖤
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Oh man I can’t stop work to do this right now, but somebody nudge me about this tonight when I’m sitting on my couch.
The ABCs of comics I think YOU should read: 🧵

Read through, and then quote-repost any letter with a book that starts with that letter that YOU think people should read!!! ❤️
February 12, 2026 at 12:25 AM
This reprint of issue #1 will be on sale the week after issue #2, which is on final order cut-off this Monday… so be sure to stock up on #2 in advance so you can press those first two chapters into the hands of the curious!
February 12, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Sold out at the distributor before release day. THANK YOU to all the shops I see out there hand-selling this book!!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:02 AM
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So DOD risked civilian airspace to obliterate some fucking balloons; when FAA found out and asked them to stop they refused; FAA did what it had to keep people safe; when the public rightly freaked out, DOD relented, lied, and blamed the FAA.

Sounds like Hegseth!

www.cnn.com/2026/02/11/u...
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 PM
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"its hard to talk about a complex and multi-faceted subject that's also one of the most hotly debated topics on the planet that potentially touches many aspects of everyone's lives" yeah man this is the About Forty Words app. why're you trying to do all that on the About Forty Words app
Once again: people are angry for very good reason, and this brand of post is perhaps one of the most tedious and bewildering. Practically every social media platform is rabidly pro-‘AI’ so are govts, academia, companies. This one small space being critical of AI is okay, I think.
February 11, 2026 at 11:41 PM
IMMORTAL BANGER
February 11, 2026 at 11:24 PM
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New playlist HIJACKED FLAVORS: ALT ROCK FLIRTS WITH HIP-HOP 1995-2000, in which rap is metabolized in cheeky, playful, ironic, and indirect ways

🎤 Spotify: open.spotify.com/playlist/2p5...
🎛️ Apple: music.apple.com/us/playlist/...
🔊 YouTube: www.youtube.com/playlist?lis...
February 11, 2026 at 6:41 PM
But what if that results in the wolves having further dangerous human interactions that lead to pack loss????
February 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
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Bleeding Hearts 1 is available in comic shops everywhere! It's been many years in the making!!!

Zombies with feelings! Beautiful, beautiful @stipanmorian.bsky.social art!

Welcome back to Vertigo!

Hope you all enjoy it!!!
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 PM
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Notice how the popular media narrative has moved on, while people on the ground in Minneapolis are still struggling and crying out that things are as bad as ever. This is how fascist regimes operate — overreach, recalibration, normalization. Get louder, not quieter.
February 11, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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Get to the store early, folks — new Vertigo is coming in hot.
Lots of end of day requests for Bleeding Hearts #1. Enough that I was compelled to order more before leaving for the day & every cover is back ordered. If you like @denizcamp.bsky.social, if you're curious about the new DC Vertigo, OR Vertigo was your trusted brand of choice, get on it if you can!
February 11, 2026 at 3:18 AM
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I genuinely cannot believe the degree to which we are pissing away this generational breakthrough, even given the fuckmuppets who are involved www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
FDA declines to review Moderna's mRNA flu shot
Under Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr., the Food and Drug Administration has taken an aggressive stance against mRNA technology.
www.nbcnews.com
February 10, 2026 at 11:32 PM
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🙌 @dc.com's legendary VERTIGO imprint returns this week!

❤️ BLEEDING HEARTS #1 drops this Wednesday 2/11.

Make sure to grab a copy at your local Collector's Paradise before it sells out!

By @denizcamp.bsky.social & @stipanmorian.bsky.social

💥 Display stands available at whamlab.net
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 2:45 PM
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February 10, 2026 at 9:38 PM
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🚨 PASADENA - WE'RE HIRING! 🚨

📧 Send your resume to: [email protected]

⭐ WEEKEND AVAILABILITY IS A MUST
⭐ Comic shop experience is a plus (not required)
⭐ Wide knowledge of current comics
⭐ Friendly, outgoing personality

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February 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
wouldn't mind the sold-out-stadium revenue but playing my hits for three hours sounds a little bit too exhausting tbqh
February 10, 2026 at 8:43 PM
Probably because that's the other guys' thing
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It's honestly true and I keep waiting for a ragtag band of adventurers to come try to wrest one of the powerful cosmic gems from my gauntlet but it just hasn't happened yet
February 10, 2026 at 8:30 PM
It has other functions beyond PUT THIS PERSON IN THE STOCKS! We should use those functions!
February 10, 2026 at 8:28 PM