“i’m learning blender” that’s great! i’ve been practicing microwave for a while and i think i’ve gotten pretty good at it. might tackle toaster next

so grateful to exist it is such an honor and a blessing to be alive. reeling from this unfathomable gift

No amount of vitamin D gummies can save me from the eldritch horrors I face once the sun goes down at 5pm

who fucking snitched???

Touching to have Spotify celebrate the 1-year anniversary of my layoff by demonstrating that they could not, in fact, still do Wrapped just as well without me.

✨ the Spotify Wrapped AI Podcast is an abomination that should be taken out back and put down ✨🧚💫

Get in loser, together as artists we’re leaving behind the idea that you must sell your soul to the social media grind