Consort
@consort.bsky.social
Esports jack-of-all-trades. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort
This drawing thing is like, starting to click I think. Like it's not perfect but it's better than I was expecting to be capable of for something I've practiced for maybe like, a week.
January 23, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This drawing thing is like, starting to click I think. Like it's not perfect but it's better than I was expecting to be capable of for something I've practiced for maybe like, a week.
Yup, you got me Youtube. I'd love to have a back massager that also feels like an infant is trying to choke me.
December 31, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Yup, you got me Youtube. I'd love to have a back massager that also feels like an infant is trying to choke me.
Surely I have no idea what you're talking about
December 21, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Surely I have no idea what you're talking about
I have never made or drawn any kind of art on a computer (and it's been decades since I did a different kind of drawing with pencil and paper) but today I sat down and I suffered for an hour or two and I made a bnuuy. Or rather, the head. Someday soon I may suffer more and make a body.
December 18, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I have never made or drawn any kind of art on a computer (and it's been decades since I did a different kind of drawing with pencil and paper) but today I sat down and I suffered for an hour or two and I made a bnuuy. Or rather, the head. Someday soon I may suffer more and make a body.
The prophecy has been fulfilled
November 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
The prophecy has been fulfilled
Good morning everyone and thank you for attending my presentation on the ahegaoification of the tounge-sticking-out emojis. While the images alone make plenty of the point on their own, please see the alt text for more details.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Good morning everyone and thank you for attending my presentation on the ahegaoification of the tounge-sticking-out emojis. While the images alone make plenty of the point on their own, please see the alt text for more details.
Hey Discord? What the actual fuck is an Orb?
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hey Discord? What the actual fuck is an Orb?
Hey man I get that you're technically correct by one definition but this context really isn't the place for it. For one thing, it absolutely fits Webster's 2nd definition.
November 7, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Hey man I get that you're technically correct by one definition but this context really isn't the place for it. For one thing, it absolutely fits Webster's 2nd definition.
10 people on the planet know wtf I'm talking about rn
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
10 people on the planet know wtf I'm talking about rn
This cough syrup is making me feel funny and I'm thinking I should log out of Discord for a bit
November 4, 2025 at 11:12 PM
This cough syrup is making me feel funny and I'm thinking I should log out of Discord for a bit
I know it sorta breaks the game's natural systems and is probably a balance issue waiting to happen but I appreciate that Powerwash Simulator 2 has a options for us melee build enthusiasts
October 29, 2025 at 9:21 PM
I know it sorta breaks the game's natural systems and is probably a balance issue waiting to happen but I appreciate that Powerwash Simulator 2 has a options for us melee build enthusiasts
Damn that's crazy I wonder if we know any trans kitty bois on the east coast. Picture unrelated
October 12, 2025 at 7:23 AM
Damn that's crazy I wonder if we know any trans kitty bois on the east coast. Picture unrelated
OH YEAH I AM INDEED A GAMRE
September 27, 2025 at 11:15 PM
OH YEAH I AM INDEED A GAMRE
Guess you could say I'm a gamre
September 27, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Guess you could say I'm a gamre
Baby Steps is out here hotfixing in new sick beats, I love this game
September 24, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Baby Steps is out here hotfixing in new sick beats, I love this game
What? No, it has to be real. You're telling me they made a whole graphic novel series based on something they just made up???
September 23, 2025 at 10:14 PM
What? No, it has to be real. You're telling me they made a whole graphic novel series based on something they just made up???
Just arrived at Duke It Out 3! Hangin out at the broadcast production desk for a but I should be goin on-air soonish 😁
September 13, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Just arrived at Duke It Out 3! Hangin out at the broadcast production desk for a but I should be goin on-air soonish 😁
Only the finest slop that [maybe a human or maybe an LLM it's hard to say] can churn out several times a week in 5 minutes work from CNBC
September 7, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Only the finest slop that [maybe a human or maybe an LLM it's hard to say] can churn out several times a week in 5 minutes work from CNBC
Retro Rainbow Raid Relay starts TOMORROW! Catch the raid train when it starts with Anja Keister at www.twitch.tv/anjakeister, and I'll be on Sunday from 8am-Noon EDT (I mixed up the time in my original post, but I start at 8am!) at www.twitch.tv/consort
#rainbowraidrelay #retro
#rainbowraidrelay #retro
August 28, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Retro Rainbow Raid Relay starts TOMORROW! Catch the raid train when it starts with Anja Keister at www.twitch.tv/anjakeister, and I'll be on Sunday from 8am-Noon EDT (I mixed up the time in my original post, but I start at 8am!) at www.twitch.tv/consort
#rainbowraidrelay #retro
#rainbowraidrelay #retro
Hey all! I'm once again joining the Rainbow Raid Relay this weekend and this time it's all retro! The event will run from noon EDT Friday August 29 to 8PM EDT August 31st; I'll be playing some Mega Man X5 (The best/worst 2D X game depending on who you ask) on Sunday at noon EDT. Don't miss it!
August 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Hey all! I'm once again joining the Rainbow Raid Relay this weekend and this time it's all retro! The event will run from noon EDT Friday August 29 to 8PM EDT August 31st; I'll be playing some Mega Man X5 (The best/worst 2D X game depending on who you ask) on Sunday at noon EDT. Don't miss it!
10 days between these two articles, same site, same writer. And yet the first one ultimately sides with Waze being the better option, while the latter calls Waze useless in the headlines. Pages lined with ads
Nearly the top of my google search results. Google just returns useless slop now.
Nearly the top of my google search results. Google just returns useless slop now.
August 24, 2025 at 1:38 PM
10 days between these two articles, same site, same writer. And yet the first one ultimately sides with Waze being the better option, while the latter calls Waze useless in the headlines. Pages lined with ads
Nearly the top of my google search results. Google just returns useless slop now.
Nearly the top of my google search results. Google just returns useless slop now.
Selfie with Powerful Aura. Me between 2 hours of video editing and 4 hours of studying. Brain gone. Stream tonight maybe?
August 19, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Selfie with Powerful Aura. Me between 2 hours of video editing and 4 hours of studying. Brain gone. Stream tonight maybe?
The mountain is just a concept, but me? I'm a fuckin GAMER BABY
Volcano climb using 0 items (technically one but TIL remedy shroom does NOT heal burn so it did absolutely nothing)
Volcano climb using 0 items (technically one but TIL remedy shroom does NOT heal burn so it did absolutely nothing)
August 12, 2025 at 9:40 PM
The mountain is just a concept, but me? I'm a fuckin GAMER BABY
Volcano climb using 0 items (technically one but TIL remedy shroom does NOT heal burn so it did absolutely nothing)
Volcano climb using 0 items (technically one but TIL remedy shroom does NOT heal burn so it did absolutely nothing)
Went to the gym today and the brain chemicals are sayin I gotta thirstpost now sorry they make the rules
Streaming something later tonight. Deciding on cute outfit somewhere between then and now.
Streaming something later tonight. Deciding on cute outfit somewhere between then and now.
August 3, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Went to the gym today and the brain chemicals are sayin I gotta thirstpost now sorry they make the rules
Streaming something later tonight. Deciding on cute outfit somewhere between then and now.
Streaming something later tonight. Deciding on cute outfit somewhere between then and now.