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Consort
@consort.bsky.social
DMV area gaming and esports expert. Freelance coach, commentator, tournament organizer, and streamer. They/them, polyam. Twitch.tv/consort
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Marbled Polecat Rogue looking for a home! 🗡️

Info below!
November 27, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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November 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Okay like the real takeaway here is girl you gotta wash the stuff you sleep on, spray-on disinfectant is not a substitute.

But like. I slept on a hardwood floor for a good chunk of my life. I still sleep on (carpeted) floor from time to time. Just, yknow. Clean where you sleep. Regularly.
Bitch what the fuck?!
November 25, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Well hell, I coulda told you language isn't intelligence with 10 minutes on here. People are fartin out 100+ posts a day without a single braincell entering the equation
I’ve been running around asking tech execs and academics if language was the same as intelligence for over a year now - and, well, it isn’t. @benjaminjriley.bsky.social explains how the bubble is built on ignoring cutting-edge research into the science of thought www.theverge.com/ai-artificia...
November 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
The other 25% of days are ones I have to talk dumbass men out of stupid decisions that won't listen to anyone in an outfit cuter than theirs (a bar literally in hell)
November 25, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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November 24, 2025 at 5:24 PM
like 75% of days, yeaj
November 25, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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they were "controversial" for murdering palestinians at their food distribution sites.
November 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
All the sense of humor of a 5th grader
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
On a related note on my last phone (Samsung) I dodged updates for about 2 years and that thing stayee crisp, quick, and full of battery life for twice as long as anything I had previous and regularly updated.
November 25, 2025 at 2:06 AM
I know everyone wants to dunk on this person but I'd like to remind everyone we have an untreated mental illness epidemic. That doesn't spare smart or talented people; those people are just less likely to be noticed because they have other skills keeping their lives from visibly falling apart.
I'm literally just living a normal life while also experiencing a theophany via communication with the satellite called VALIS.
November 25, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Non demi-curious semi binary relationship.
November 24, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Good morning everyone and thank you for attending my presentation on the ahegaoification of the tounge-sticking-out emojis. While the images alone make plenty of the point on their own, please see the alt text for more details.
November 24, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Hey Discord? What the actual fuck is an Orb?
November 24, 2025 at 10:21 AM
You are topless (not wearing a shirt)

I am topless (soul towers infinitely into the spiritual ether)

We are not the same (I'm also not wearing a shirt though)
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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I once knew a Federal bank examiner, and one time someone asked him why we had to KEEP inspecting banks over and over. He basically said every new batch of business school grads invents bank fraud from first principles.
AirBnB CEO calling it “vibe revenue” just 👨‍🍳 😘

The underlying cause of every bubble - debt masquerading as financial innovation - depends on not just short financial memory & speculative neophytism, but reinventing jargon of finance, like how each generation of kids has new ways to say same things.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
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Instagram’s former head of safety and well-being Vaishnavi Jayakumar testified the company had a “17x” strike policy for accounts that engaged in the trafficking of humans for sex.

“You could incur 16 violations and upon the 17th violation, your account would be suspended"

time.com/7336204/meta...
7 Allegations Against Meta in Newly Unsealed Filings
Court filings allege Meta tolerated sex trafficking, hid harms to teens, and prioritized growth over user safety for years.
time.com
November 23, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Two decades since my brain has accessed this information and I can still absolutely slam Let It Burn by Usher off the top of my head. I am simply too powerful for this world.
November 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I got sick recently with my GI condition and for like 3 weeks I basically could only eat chicken, cooked asparagus, and cooked or sauced apples for like 3 weeks and ya'll? I think I cracked the code.

I'm discovering every possible way to prepare, season, and combine those 3 ingredients.
November 23, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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the last 24 hours on X, summed up:
November 23, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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How many train collisions would it take to cook a turkey
November 21, 2025 at 8:03 PM
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oh whoa the models aren't just getting better and better consistently huh
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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Did you know that big studios monitor piracy? Don't you fucking dare pirate this shit. Do not hate watch through piracy. JK Rowling is a disgusting human being that funds and encourages the hurt, pain and death of my fellow trans peers.

Support media that actually deserves our time and money.
HBO CEO Casey Bloys says 'HARRY POTTER' Season 2 is already being written

"We’re going to do whatever we can to not have a huge gap, for the kids, obviously, but also for viewers"
November 21, 2025 at 8:59 PM
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Like, forget canon alternate reality games – I want to write a mythos-heavy TV show where the links between individual episodes can only be understood in the context of the patch notes of a licensed mobile fitness app.
November 21, 2025 at 9:29 PM