My 'lawn mowing thought' for the month: Black and white answers are a myth. If someone's pushing them, ask yourself what they're gaining by offering them to you. Remember the quote from Star Wars: 'Only a Sith deals in absolutes.'

Neat little lessons in cognitive dissonance for 2025.

Judges upholding law = bad
Jan 6th: not terrorism; Tesla vandalism: terrorism.
2024 stock highs: bad; 2025 crash: "trust the process."
Funding for Ukraine: bad. Funding for Israel: good
Freedom: conditional

Kash patel: "Dear daddy twump I wote you a children's book about how I can save you with my wizard powers. Please make me the FBI director." Trump: " your hired". *They both ride off into the sunset enabling each other's crimes* The end.

This is the real deep state, you walnuts.

Thou shalt not deport hard working, good people whilst importing vile criminals like the Tate brothers and still claim you have morals.

A Project 2025 tracker, so you can watch the cultural decline of our nation in real time, but with pie charts and data, super neat!

Use it as your doom saying fortune teller or just live in blissful ignorance until it's too late.

www.project2025.observer

me in 2077: what people forget is that there were a half dozen plane crashes each month before the Great AI Plane Skyfall of 2025

grandson: wow so everybody thought AI was going to fix all of that?

me: haha what? oh. no. not even kind of. No

Times like this reveal everyone's character.

Never forget the people who giddily collaborated with fascists.

Also, never forget the people who would rather die than bend the knee.

I have sucked and fucked the president and am pleased to announce The Onion will now only be half-Chinese.

Accurate

I can’t & won’t tell anyone what to do, but I’ll gently suggest if you’re already feverishly tracking everything this incoming administration does & says & every piece of lobotomized court intrigue you’ll lose your mind right about when you need it most. Go paint some model figurines or something.