Constable Chaos
@constablechaos.bsky.social
The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱
Two men have been charged over a fight with police at Manchester Airport during with an officer had their nose broken
The CPS said it had "concluded no charges should be brought against any officers"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The CPS said it had "concluded no charges should be brought against any officers"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manchester Airport: Charges over fight with police caught on CCTV
Two men have been charged in connection with an incident at Manchester Airport in July.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 20, 2024 at 12:05 PM
Two men have been charged over a fight with police at Manchester Airport during with an officer had their nose broken
The CPS said it had "concluded no charges should be brought against any officers"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
The CPS said it had "concluded no charges should be brought against any officers"
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Driving north on M6
RTC on southbound carriageway
Approx 3.5 mile tailback, all 4 lanes at standstill
Near back of queue #Team999 slowly trying to weave through cos there's no hard shoulder any more
#DumbMotorways
RTC on southbound carriageway
Approx 3.5 mile tailback, all 4 lanes at standstill
Near back of queue #Team999 slowly trying to weave through cos there's no hard shoulder any more
#DumbMotorways
a judge is pointing at her head while sitting in front of an american flag .
ALT: a judge is pointing at her head while sitting in front of an american flag .
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Driving north on M6
RTC on southbound carriageway
Approx 3.5 mile tailback, all 4 lanes at standstill
Near back of queue #Team999 slowly trying to weave through cos there's no hard shoulder any more
#DumbMotorways
RTC on southbound carriageway
Approx 3.5 mile tailback, all 4 lanes at standstill
Near back of queue #Team999 slowly trying to weave through cos there's no hard shoulder any more
#DumbMotorways
#McDonalds employee calls cops after noting customer matched person wanted for NY killing .. police arrive.. guy has multiple fake IDs, ghost gun, mask & documents suggesting motive .. I hope that employee is getting a raise ! 👍
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
Live updates: Suspect in healthcare CEO killing arrested after being spotted at McDonald's
An employee called police in Pennsylvania who found the man with a firearm consistent with the murder weapon.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 9, 2024 at 9:26 PM
#McDonalds employee calls cops after noting customer matched person wanted for NY killing .. police arrive.. guy has multiple fake IDs, ghost gun, mask & documents suggesting motive .. I hope that employee is getting a raise ! 👍
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cr...
Reposted by Constable Chaos
For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Tour Dates - Jasper Carrott
highfieldproductions.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Reposted by Constable Chaos
This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Red squirrels outnumbered by greys in Northumberland and Cumbria
A survey shows red squirrel numbers are holding up but more sites are seeing the invasive greys.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 AM
This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Just read BookFace post from my old force reporting a dunk driver appearing in court after hitting speeds of 140mph & going wrong way round roundabouts to try & evade cops .. call came from worried fast food restaurant staff .. the number of comments saying 'grass' 😱😱🤬🤬🤷♂️🤷♂️
December 4, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Just read BookFace post from my old force reporting a dunk driver appearing in court after hitting speeds of 140mph & going wrong way round roundabouts to try & evade cops .. call came from worried fast food restaurant staff .. the number of comments saying 'grass' 😱😱🤬🤬🤷♂️🤷♂️
For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Tour Dates - Jasper Carrott
highfieldproductions.com
December 4, 2024 at 11:25 AM
For those of a certain age and who have a sense of humour ...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
Get your funky mopeds out of the shed ... JASPER CARROTT IS GOING ON TOUR !!!! 👍👍👍
You're welcome ....
highfieldproductions.com/jasper-carro...
This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Red squirrels outnumbered by greys in Northumberland and Cumbria
A survey shows red squirrel numbers are holding up but more sites are seeing the invasive greys.
www.bbc.co.uk
December 4, 2024 at 7:15 AM
This is very bad news and, as uncomfortable as it may be for some, if we don't want our red squirrels to become extinct, we need to increase measures to control greys ...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Someone will no doubt tell me these are very common .. but I've never seen one before .. interesting way to make an EU plug fit a UK socket .. 😱😱
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
Someone will no doubt tell me these are very common .. but I've never seen one before .. interesting way to make an EU plug fit a UK socket .. 😱😱
Are you a lawyer / barrister that fancies taking a stand ?? .. I reckon this lady could do with a bit of professional help to stick these parking charges where the sun don't shine !!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Parking fines: Woman faces £1,906 bill over five-minute payment rule
Rosey Hudson paid for parking each time, but is being taken to court for £1,906 by Excel Parking.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 30, 2024 at 9:36 AM
Are you a lawyer / barrister that fancies taking a stand ?? .. I reckon this lady could do with a bit of professional help to stick these parking charges where the sun don't shine !!
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Wowsers ...
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Andrea Bocelli & Brian May - Who Wants to live Forever .
YouTube video by Daniel Vicente
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November 29, 2024 at 6:19 PM
Wowsers ...
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#MrsC has let me start helping in the new garden ..
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied 😂😂
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied 😂😂
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 PM
#MrsC has let me start helping in the new garden ..
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied 😂😂
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied 😂😂
BREAKING:
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. 😂😂😂
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. 😂😂😂
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
BREAKING:
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. 😂😂😂
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. 😂😂😂
Morning y'all...
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 AM
Morning y'all...
True story ...
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
True story ...
Said this before but one market that needs investigating is motor insurance ..
Just moved house, literally to other side of road.. same postcode, no risk increase, all changes done online so I did the work for them, no human interaction, yet cost me £105 for 3 'admin fees' 🤬🤬
Just moved house, literally to other side of road.. same postcode, no risk increase, all changes done online so I did the work for them, no human interaction, yet cost me £105 for 3 'admin fees' 🤬🤬
a cartoon of a man saying that 's a rip-off netflix
ALT: a cartoon of a man saying that 's a rip-off netflix
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2024 at 7:08 AM
Said this before but one market that needs investigating is motor insurance ..
Just moved house, literally to other side of road.. same postcode, no risk increase, all changes done online so I did the work for them, no human interaction, yet cost me £105 for 3 'admin fees' 🤬🤬
Just moved house, literally to other side of road.. same postcode, no risk increase, all changes done online so I did the work for them, no human interaction, yet cost me £105 for 3 'admin fees' 🤬🤬
Just to clarify for those who aren't aware, it already is a specific offence:
Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.
"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"
Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.
"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Just to clarify for those who aren't aware, it already is a specific offence:
Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.
"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"
Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.
"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"
Girl, 8, seriously injured in London shooting
Girl, 8, seriously injured in London shooting
www.bbc.co.uk
November 25, 2024 at 10:12 AM
Woman who was given suspended sentence after videoing herself setting husbands business on fire whilst singing 'Ring of Fire' ( shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11/0… ) has now been charged with his murder ...
westmercia.police.uk/news/west-merc
😱😱😱
westmercia.police.uk/news/west-merc
😱😱😱
https://shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11/0…
November 22, 2024 at 11:55 PM
Woman who was given suspended sentence after videoing herself setting husbands business on fire whilst singing 'Ring of Fire' ( shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11/0… ) has now been charged with his murder ...
westmercia.police.uk/news/west-merc
😱😱😱
westmercia.police.uk/news/west-merc
😱😱😱
Road rage driver, currently in jail for arson, who stamped on police officers head causing hearing loss after threatening them with baseball bat and punching him to the ground, will serve no extra jail time ... 😱😱
www.shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11...
www.shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11...
Telford road rage driver who stamped on policeman's head causing permanent hearing loss will serve no extra jail time
A road rage driver who battered a policeman and left him with permanent hearing loss will serve no extra time behind bars.
www.shropshirestar.com
November 18, 2024 at 5:29 PM
Road rage driver, currently in jail for arson, who stamped on police officers head causing hearing loss after threatening them with baseball bat and punching him to the ground, will serve no extra jail time ... 😱😱
www.shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11...
www.shropshirestar.com/news/2024/11...
Dear General Public,
Rather than removing the swathes of bureaucracy that contribute to keeping cops off the streets & tied to a desk, they are going to add further layers ...
And still nothing about asking you what you actually want police to do 🤷🤷
www.gov.uk/government/n...
Rather than removing the swathes of bureaucracy that contribute to keeping cops off the streets & tied to a desk, they are going to add further layers ...
And still nothing about asking you what you actually want police to do 🤷🤷
www.gov.uk/government/n...
Home Secretary to announce major policing reforms
A new Home Office unit to monitor performance of police forces will be announced by the Home Secretary this week
www.gov.uk
November 18, 2024 at 10:03 AM
Dear General Public,
Rather than removing the swathes of bureaucracy that contribute to keeping cops off the streets & tied to a desk, they are going to add further layers ...
And still nothing about asking you what you actually want police to do 🤷🤷
www.gov.uk/government/n...
Rather than removing the swathes of bureaucracy that contribute to keeping cops off the streets & tied to a desk, they are going to add further layers ...
And still nothing about asking you what you actually want police to do 🤷🤷
www.gov.uk/government/n...
I was rebuked many moons ago by a senior officer for daring to say out loud that most childrens homes were corporate cash cows and the kids themselves nothing more to them than a number on a balance sheet ...
Seems I was right after all ... again !! 😱😱
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Seems I was right after all ... again !! 😱😱
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Children's homes: Providers' 'exploitative' profits to be curbed
The new measures aim to stop private care home providers benefiting excessively from a stretched system.
www.bbc.co.uk
November 18, 2024 at 10:01 AM
I was rebuked many moons ago by a senior officer for daring to say out loud that most childrens homes were corporate cash cows and the kids themselves nothing more to them than a number on a balance sheet ...
Seems I was right after all ... again !! 😱😱
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Seems I was right after all ... again !! 😱😱
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...