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Constable Chaos
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The artist formerly known as Chaos ... Retired and living the dream in The Lakes eeeek 😱😱 .. Now wearing an actual blue uniform when knocking your door .. 😱
I mean I'm not going to point any fingers suggesting who might be behind the leak, but I hope #Cuthbert and #Aldi have a good alibi .... 😂😂
December 5, 2024 at 1:52 PM
Someone will no doubt tell me these are very common .. but I've never seen one before .. interesting way to make an EU plug fit a UK socket .. 😱😱
November 30, 2024 at 4:38 PM
#MrsC has let me start helping in the new garden ..
"How far you going with that ?" she said ..
"Until I can get a new petrol hedge trimmer, as far as the extension cord will let me" I replied 😂😂
November 29, 2024 at 12:39 PM
BREAKING:
#MetPolice announce as part of their cost cutting measures they are to reduce the vehicle fleet by a quarter .. well the number of wheels at least .. 😂😂😂
November 28, 2024 at 1:38 PM
Morning y'all...
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 AM
True story ...
November 26, 2024 at 7:20 PM
Just to clarify for those who aren't aware, it already is a specific offence:

Section 24, Offences Against the Person Act 1861.

"Maliciously administering poison or noxious substance with intent to injure, aggrieve, or annoy any other person"
November 25, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Yup ... 😂😂😂
November 24, 2024 at 8:38 AM