Cropdust D.C. with deprogramming spray.

Elderly Life: About 2 months ago, a friend and I had a derby in which we raced each other to call up all our med specialists and make check-up appointments. Now I've been to 2 and I don't know if I can take any more.

Everyone on the highway has somewhere to get to except the cops.

Maybe that's a monthly payment I can do!

First-time, or downsizers buying what would otherwise be a starter home?

😱😱😱

I use ketchup in the mix as a blackening agent.

Some days when I get a lot done, I say to the client, "Well, we really chopped some wood today!" One day I was really frustrated because the client kept asking me to explain things I had already put to bed. I was exasperated at the end, but the client said, "I'd say we really chopped wood today!"

Hold up, someone vacuuming in the machine room or network stack plugged in to ordinary outlet?

So glad our defense is so close to perfection that all that's left to criticize is this.

It’s true. Guys like Trump and Musk are little lost rich boys living way off the map. They are miserable sods fleeing from reality, trying to outrun the laws of nature and society, knowing all the time that they cannot outrun their own wretched selves.

"If you had nothing to hide, you wouldn't mind"

FFS.