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Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
The energy we are bringing to Black History Month in our current hellscape
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Black people in February:
a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
Alt: a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
media.tenor.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Lizzo if she was in the Garden of Eden:
just ate an apple and that shit was good as hell
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y29e...

Future historians will look at this performance and be like, "AWwww, yes this was the vibes of the early 2010s."
Jessie J - Mamma Knows Best (VEVO LIFT Presents)
YouTube video by JessieJVEVO
www.youtube.com
February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
Was scrolling too fast and thought this was a scene of the President and Kerry Washington on Scandal.
This or nothing. If you wouldn’t come pick me up from the jail house, keep it.
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
I just realized that Athena Dion and Briar Blush have the same dynamic of Will and Jack from Will and Grace
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Gay besties on the way to sniff in the bathroom together
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
When straight white men get radicalized online
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Me every day when I turn on the news
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Not RuPaul wearing the good version of DD Fuego's design challenge look. #DragRace
a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
Alt: a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Doing earnest numbers on #DragRace almost never goes well, no matter how good they are. Ask Mariah!
a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
Alt: a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
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January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
I see you show, you're starting to give Jane Don't a Suzie Toot-esque edit. #DragRace
a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
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January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
No one is going to gaslight me into thinking that Athena's outfit was better than Darlene's
#DragRace
a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
Alt: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
Kenya: When I perform, it's OVER.
The girls:
#DragRace
a woman says " who said that " on bravo
Alt: a woman says " who said that " on bravo
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January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qghR...

The way I wore out my little cassette playing this song as a child.
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Well now having this on my desk at work has extra meaning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Body positivity but it's just me wanting McDonald's dipping sauce packets to be fat again.
Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
Alt: Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
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January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
“Listen, everybody is non-binary when the hair stylist is new.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
Me whenever I have to remind my Bluesky mutuals that they are, in fact, hot dumb sluts.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
A lot of y’all don’t wait until #FCF to be a dick on the internet
a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
Alt: a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
media.tenor.com
January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
Whenever a reporter asks Sydney Sweeney about her politics.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
When you think you’re posing for a photo, but it’s actually a video
a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
Alt: a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
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January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Oh so fuck her drag, right?
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
When I unmute myself in a Zoom work meeting
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM