Constance Whew Chile (he/him)
@constancewhewchile.bsky.social
I couldn’t help but wonder why you were not following me and just like that you did. Jessica Fletcher is the blueprint. I climbed Mount Everest to reach the Valley of the Dolls.
DMs encouraged
DMs encouraged
The energy we are bringing to Black History Month in our current hellscape
February 1, 2026 at 4:24 PM
The energy we are bringing to Black History Month in our current hellscape
Black people in February:
a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
Alt: a woman in a leopard print jacket is saying ahhhh that 's history .
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February 1, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Black people in February:
Lizzo if she was in the Garden of Eden:
just ate an apple and that shit was good as hell
February 1, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Lizzo if she was in the Garden of Eden:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y29e...
Future historians will look at this performance and be like, "AWwww, yes this was the vibes of the early 2010s."
Future historians will look at this performance and be like, "AWwww, yes this was the vibes of the early 2010s."
Jessie J - Mamma Knows Best (VEVO LIFT Presents)
YouTube video by JessieJVEVO
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February 1, 2026 at 2:27 AM
www.youtube.com/watch?v=y29e...
Future historians will look at this performance and be like, "AWwww, yes this was the vibes of the early 2010s."
Future historians will look at this performance and be like, "AWwww, yes this was the vibes of the early 2010s."
Was scrolling too fast and thought this was a scene of the President and Kerry Washington on Scandal.
This or nothing. If you wouldn’t come pick me up from the jail house, keep it.
February 1, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Was scrolling too fast and thought this was a scene of the President and Kerry Washington on Scandal.
I just realized that Athena Dion and Briar Blush have the same dynamic of Will and Jack from Will and Grace
January 31, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I just realized that Athena Dion and Briar Blush have the same dynamic of Will and Jack from Will and Grace
Gay besties on the way to sniff in the bathroom together
January 31, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Gay besties on the way to sniff in the bathroom together
When straight white men get radicalized online
January 31, 2026 at 6:08 PM
When straight white men get radicalized online
Me every day when I turn on the news
January 31, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Me every day when I turn on the news
Not RuPaul wearing the good version of DD Fuego's design challenge look. #DragRace
a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
Alt: a man in a fur coat is sitting in a chair and making a yess gesture .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Not RuPaul wearing the good version of DD Fuego's design challenge look. #DragRace
Doing earnest numbers on #DragRace almost never goes well, no matter how good they are. Ask Mariah!
a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
Alt: a woman in a white dress with red paint on her hands stands in front of a star
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January 31, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Doing earnest numbers on #DragRace almost never goes well, no matter how good they are. Ask Mariah!
I see you show, you're starting to give Jane Don't a Suzie Toot-esque edit. #DragRace
a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
Alt: a man wearing glasses and a tuxedo is sitting in a crowd
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January 31, 2026 at 1:18 AM
I see you show, you're starting to give Jane Don't a Suzie Toot-esque edit. #DragRace
No one is going to gaslight me into thinking that Athena's outfit was better than Darlene's
#DragRace
#DragRace
a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
Alt: a woman in an orange shirt is sitting at a table with a glass of water and a watch .
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January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
No one is going to gaslight me into thinking that Athena's outfit was better than Darlene's
#DragRace
#DragRace
a woman says " who said that " on bravo
Alt: a woman says " who said that " on bravo
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January 31, 2026 at 1:03 AM
January 30, 2026 at 11:42 PM
Well now having this on my desk at work has extra meaning.
January 30, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Well now having this on my desk at work has extra meaning.
Body positivity but it's just me wanting McDonald's dipping sauce packets to be fat again.
Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
Alt: Mcdonalds Chicken Mcnuggets GIF
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January 30, 2026 at 5:47 PM
Body positivity but it's just me wanting McDonald's dipping sauce packets to be fat again.
“Listen, everybody is non-binary when the hair stylist is new.”
January 30, 2026 at 4:20 PM
“Listen, everybody is non-binary when the hair stylist is new.”
Me whenever I have to remind my Bluesky mutuals that they are, in fact, hot dumb sluts.
January 30, 2026 at 1:28 PM
Me whenever I have to remind my Bluesky mutuals that they are, in fact, hot dumb sluts.
A lot of y’all don’t wait until #FCF to be a dick on the internet
a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
Alt: a woman with red hair is looking at another woman in a room .
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January 30, 2026 at 1:04 PM
A lot of y’all don’t wait until #FCF to be a dick on the internet
Whenever a reporter asks Sydney Sweeney about her politics.
January 30, 2026 at 12:57 AM
Whenever a reporter asks Sydney Sweeney about her politics.
When you think you’re posing for a photo, but it’s actually a video
a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
Alt: a drag queen is wearing a shirt that says why are you recording me ?
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January 29, 2026 at 10:32 PM
When you think you’re posing for a photo, but it’s actually a video
Oh so fuck her drag, right?
January 29, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Oh so fuck her drag, right?
When I unmute myself in a Zoom work meeting
January 29, 2026 at 3:28 PM
When I unmute myself in a Zoom work meeting