ConstantXP Comics
@constantxp.bsky.social
Artist/game designer/serial crafter. I like to make slice of life fantasy comics, and at least that's one habit I've stuck to!
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losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
January 7, 2026 at 6:25 PM
losing my mind at the "she should have followed directions" people
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
really? really? you're cool with "if you don't follow directions, they get to kill you"? that seems like a good state of affairs to you? that seems like how law enforcement ought to work: instant obeisance or death?
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What am I, chopped unc?
January 8, 2026 at 11:27 PM
What am I, chopped unc?
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New Aesop’s fable just dropped: who will boobs the dog?
January 6, 2026 at 6:12 PM
New Aesop’s fable just dropped: who will boobs the dog?
We're back at work, babbyyyy
January 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
We're back at work, babbyyyy
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“Write to your senator.” Am I eight years old? A fucking American Girl doll? Am I wearing fucking knee socks? Get out of here.
January 3, 2026 at 6:35 PM
“Write to your senator.” Am I eight years old? A fucking American Girl doll? Am I wearing fucking knee socks? Get out of here.
Happy New Year! My only resolution is to keep being a gremlin
January 5, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Happy New Year! My only resolution is to keep being a gremlin
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Submissions for the 2026 Minicomic Awards are NOW OPEN through 1/31/26! 🎉
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.
January 1, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Submissions for the 2026 Minicomic Awards are NOW OPEN through 1/31/26! 🎉
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.
To submit your comic(s), register an account at mca.cartoonist.coop. Be sure to check out the full guidelines and FAQ before submitting.
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the body eats the s’more
December 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
the body eats the s’more
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Skull and crossbones on bottles to indicate poison is genius yet we take it for granted
December 23, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Skull and crossbones on bottles to indicate poison is genius yet we take it for granted
Sorry for not posting yesterday I was busy doing the aforementioned nothing
December 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Sorry for not posting yesterday I was busy doing the aforementioned nothing
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Mentally and physically I am here
December 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Mentally and physically I am here
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Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive
December 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Sword AND pistol by his side? Seems excessive
It's the mooooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeaarr 🎶
December 19, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It's the mooooost wonderful tiiiime of the yeeaarr 🎶
Sometimes it just...clears you out. You feel lighter. Powerful. It's healing.
December 12, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Sometimes it just...clears you out. You feel lighter. Powerful. It's healing.
My nana was right, but he married me anyways
December 9, 2025 at 2:39 AM
My nana was right, but he married me anyways
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Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
December 4, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Be My Victim, Charlie Brown
I love when my sister and her partner come to visit
December 5, 2025 at 9:33 PM
I love when my sister and her partner come to visit
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Calling it seasonal melancholy instead of depression. So what if my brain wants a bit of oxytocin as a treat?
November 13, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Calling it seasonal melancholy instead of depression. So what if my brain wants a bit of oxytocin as a treat?
I'm taking a 4 day weekend because I'm TIRED
November 14, 2025 at 3:28 PM
I'm taking a 4 day weekend because I'm TIRED
I love an everything shower
October 24, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I love an everything shower
We got in, what I will call, a moderate amount of trouble for this one
October 20, 2025 at 7:39 PM
We got in, what I will call, a moderate amount of trouble for this one
Mushy post, eww
October 8, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Mushy post, eww
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if you care about comic book sales, then understand that you need to care about the public library before any other outlet
Selling a graphic novel to one library is worth more than selling to ten individual people
October 5, 2025 at 4:44 PM
if you care about comic book sales, then understand that you need to care about the public library before any other outlet