Dan Conlin
@convito.bsky.social
Cis He/him
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
We all contain multitudes, Spotify.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We all contain multitudes, Spotify.
I had to look this up cause I hadn't heard anyone talk about it either. But sometimes talk is cheap.
November 29, 2025 at 3:44 AM
I had to look this up cause I hadn't heard anyone talk about it either. But sometimes talk is cheap.
I keep hearing a "gotcha" from pro-AI people about video games: "Better be ready to boycott all games eventually because there soon won't be any without AI."
My response is to paraphrase K-Pop Demon Hunters:
"If this is the industry I'm supposed to enjoy, I'll be glad to see it destroyed."
My response is to paraphrase K-Pop Demon Hunters:
"If this is the industry I'm supposed to enjoy, I'll be glad to see it destroyed."
November 28, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I keep hearing a "gotcha" from pro-AI people about video games: "Better be ready to boycott all games eventually because there soon won't be any without AI."
My response is to paraphrase K-Pop Demon Hunters:
"If this is the industry I'm supposed to enjoy, I'll be glad to see it destroyed."
My response is to paraphrase K-Pop Demon Hunters:
"If this is the industry I'm supposed to enjoy, I'll be glad to see it destroyed."
Just started playing the .hack games and... let's just say there are some word choices apostrophes can't save.
November 28, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Just started playing the .hack games and... let's just say there are some word choices apostrophes can't save.
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 8:46 AM
When you see this, post an image from your gallery to describe your mental health
Sometimes the chaos of bedhead works out.
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Sometimes the chaos of bedhead works out.
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
November 20, 2025 at 11:00 AM
If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.
I just rediscovered a short story I wrote for a grade school project. It's truly, profoundly garbage. But I'm also oddly afraid I'll never be this funny again.
November 14, 2025 at 10:46 AM
I just rediscovered a short story I wrote for a grade school project. It's truly, profoundly garbage. But I'm also oddly afraid I'll never be this funny again.
I'm basic and ok with that.
November 6, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I'm basic and ok with that.
BITS AND BOBS FOR JUST THE RIGHT PRICE
October 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
BITS AND BOBS FOR JUST THE RIGHT PRICE
I knew studying Japanese would be difficult but I didn't think it would be IMPOSSIBLE.
October 31, 2025 at 10:43 AM
I knew studying Japanese would be difficult but I didn't think it would be IMPOSSIBLE.
Wanna thank Kpop Demon Hunters for finally offering representation for what I look like in candid photos.
October 29, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Wanna thank Kpop Demon Hunters for finally offering representation for what I look like in candid photos.
I wonder how many of the unfortunate nerds complaining about the visuals in Pokémon Legends Z-A have also unironically shared this meme.
October 5, 2025 at 4:33 AM
I wonder how many of the unfortunate nerds complaining about the visuals in Pokémon Legends Z-A have also unironically shared this meme.
Started practicing my trumpet again and Springs found the sudden reappearance of my gig bag to be a surprise, albeit a welcome one.
September 14, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Started practicing my trumpet again and Springs found the sudden reappearance of my gig bag to be a surprise, albeit a welcome one.
A few compelling reasons to watch Kpop Demon Hunters.
July 14, 2025 at 1:39 AM
A few compelling reasons to watch Kpop Demon Hunters.
Something very important just arrived.
June 13, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Something very important just arrived.
I miss being excited about new games all the time.
June 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
I miss being excited about new games all the time.
I know you just heard Daisy say fuck yes
June 6, 2025 at 5:34 AM
I know you just heard Daisy say fuck yes
A grilled cheese needs fake American cheese product. It's our most sacred of traditions.
June 2, 2025 at 11:22 PM
A grilled cheese needs fake American cheese product. It's our most sacred of traditions.
And then I hope that discomfort continues throughout their miserable, irrelevant lives.
June 2, 2025 at 1:01 AM
And then I hope that discomfort continues throughout their miserable, irrelevant lives.
When you and your partner don't have a lot of time but still manage.
April 27, 2025 at 10:23 PM
When you and your partner don't have a lot of time but still manage.