Dan Conlin
@convito.bsky.social
Cis He/him
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
I have cats and like video games. Protect trans kids.
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Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 8, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Film you’ve seen more than six times. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
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I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
December 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I think about this one pretty much every afternoon
I've always said I want a Pokémon game where you can just sort of be whatever you want to be, just with Pokémon. Gimme the whole Kanto (and fuck it, Johto too) map and let me explore it like before, but not necessarily battling my way through.
Maybe I want to work at every Pokémon center.
Maybe I want to work at every Pokémon center.
Pokemon should cater to the girls who like it more. Pokemon game that’s just pokemon contests. Pokemon game where you dress them up and make houses for them and take care of them. Pokemon game that’s hey you pikachu x nintendogs where you play with them like a virtual pet.
December 7, 2025 at 4:14 AM
I've always said I want a Pokémon game where you can just sort of be whatever you want to be, just with Pokémon. Gimme the whole Kanto (and fuck it, Johto too) map and let me explore it like before, but not necessarily battling my way through.
Maybe I want to work at every Pokémon center.
Maybe I want to work at every Pokémon center.
I know Bluesky is still having trouble figuring out how to show people posts they actually want to see, but if it helps, I can promise you I AM NOT interested in random streamers and vtubers promoting their videos.
No shade to them, I simply do not enjoy that format.
More shitposts please, though.
No shade to them, I simply do not enjoy that format.
More shitposts please, though.
December 7, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I know Bluesky is still having trouble figuring out how to show people posts they actually want to see, but if it helps, I can promise you I AM NOT interested in random streamers and vtubers promoting their videos.
No shade to them, I simply do not enjoy that format.
More shitposts please, though.
No shade to them, I simply do not enjoy that format.
More shitposts please, though.
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I'm so fucking tired.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard is good. It always has been and always will be. Stop labeling anything below an arbitrary and nebulous definition of perfection as "bad".
Bad games hurt. Bad games ruin your entire day. If you can apply any of that to Veilguard, go the fuck outside.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard is good. It always has been and always will be. Stop labeling anything below an arbitrary and nebulous definition of perfection as "bad".
Bad games hurt. Bad games ruin your entire day. If you can apply any of that to Veilguard, go the fuck outside.
December 6, 2025 at 7:16 AM
I'm so fucking tired.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard is good. It always has been and always will be. Stop labeling anything below an arbitrary and nebulous definition of perfection as "bad".
Bad games hurt. Bad games ruin your entire day. If you can apply any of that to Veilguard, go the fuck outside.
Dragon Age: The Veilguard is good. It always has been and always will be. Stop labeling anything below an arbitrary and nebulous definition of perfection as "bad".
Bad games hurt. Bad games ruin your entire day. If you can apply any of that to Veilguard, go the fuck outside.
Bullying shitheads works.
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Bullying shitheads works.
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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Someone should start a stoner band that's a trio of women and call it the Crunchwrap Supremes.
December 5, 2025 at 7:32 AM
Someone should start a stoner band that's a trio of women and call it the Crunchwrap Supremes.
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
December 5, 2025 at 6:25 AM
This is a self-care checkpoint.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
Post your favorite selfie that makes you feel good about yourself.
I don't smile with my teeth cause the typical result ranges from "constipated weiner dog" to "sad attempt at a Swanky Kong impression".
But everybody loves a good outlier.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
We all contain multitudes, Spotify.
December 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
We all contain multitudes, Spotify.
Counter offer: all squeeze bottles should be the upside down kind.
Viscous condiments should come in short, stout jars designed for easy knife and spoon access rather than tall, thin squeeze bottles that inevitably waste 10-20% of the actual condiment at the bottom
December 3, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Counter offer: all squeeze bottles should be the upside down kind.
I wish Bluesky was funnier.
December 3, 2025 at 6:57 AM
I wish Bluesky was funnier.
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a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
BANANA FISH no longer has an English dub on Amazon
December 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
a reminder that its ok to bully corporations
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i'll be fair to mario kart world if any game should only let you turn the music up and not down or off it's probably that one
December 3, 2025 at 4:21 AM
i'll be fair to mario kart world if any game should only let you turn the music up and not down or off it's probably that one
WAIT HAS IT ALWAYS SAID THIS
December 2, 2025 at 8:45 AM
WAIT HAS IT ALWAYS SAID THIS
I need a movie where Stephanie Beatriz, May Hong, and Lake Bell team up as badass deadpan action heroes.
December 2, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I need a movie where Stephanie Beatriz, May Hong, and Lake Bell team up as badass deadpan action heroes.
I want to get some friends together and pool our money to rent out a movie theater exclusively so we can play mid-2000s My Chemical Romance AMVs.
December 1, 2025 at 9:50 AM
I want to get some friends together and pool our money to rent out a movie theater exclusively so we can play mid-2000s My Chemical Romance AMVs.
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Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
ALT: a man in a tuxedo is being attacked by two women in a movie and they are talking about a dollar .
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November 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Mr. Beast is one of those celebrities or shows in the background of a dystopian story to give you an idea of how completely the broken society has become. You can't convince me he's real.
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All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
November 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
All my homies HATE The Salvation Army
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Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
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tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
The only thing less human than these AI dub performances is the decision to sign off on them
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
A company this big can pay human actors a decent wage, not produce slop that intentionally removes the human element.
November 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Let me give some insight on this, as a producer in the dub industry who worked with major streamers, who's witnessed first-hand where this push for AI is coming from.
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️
tl;dr: Only CEOs want this. Tell them how much you hate it. Be loud, email, call, @, post. You will kill this.
🧵⬇️