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Half-fly half-man, I guess that makes me a flan. Astro/space, history, Whippet wrangler, vegetarian, ex-RAF, severe tinnitus sufferer. Fav dino = Pachycephalosaurus
Pub is so full there isn't any room for my ego
December 24, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Pub is so full there isn't any room for my ego
LOL "Andrew Tate losing to a man wearing pink gloves, what a beta male" - best statement of the year I've seen on reddit
December 21, 2025 at 11:02 AM
LOL "Andrew Tate losing to a man wearing pink gloves, what a beta male" - best statement of the year I've seen on reddit
Mum is popping round for her annual visit. I suspect she has perfected her "persistent look of disappointment face"
December 21, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Mum is popping round for her annual visit. I suspect she has perfected her "persistent look of disappointment face"
The reality is, I'm spending the evening watching the football with these slutbags
December 20, 2025 at 8:54 PM
The reality is, I'm spending the evening watching the football with these slutbags
Since when did Brut 33 give way to Baccarat Rouge as the dominating smell at Christmas? This evening apparently since Mrs C has applied it liberally and is now wearing it as a hazy foggy overcoat as part of her outfit for her Christmas do
December 20, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Since when did Brut 33 give way to Baccarat Rouge as the dominating smell at Christmas? This evening apparently since Mrs C has applied it liberally and is now wearing it as a hazy foggy overcoat as part of her outfit for her Christmas do
This evening will mainly be spent asking each other what would you like for Christmas before each of us replying "dunno." Also, what should we get the dogs...
December 19, 2025 at 7:08 PM
This evening will mainly be spent asking each other what would you like for Christmas before each of us replying "dunno." Also, what should we get the dogs...
Who did it better?:
David Lynch in Dune
or
TK Maxx in Nottinghamshire
David Lynch in Dune
or
TK Maxx in Nottinghamshire
December 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Who did it better?:
David Lynch in Dune
or
TK Maxx in Nottinghamshire
David Lynch in Dune
or
TK Maxx in Nottinghamshire
That fella who tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi shooters from behind, I'd really like to buy him a mega pint. Sir, I salute you.
December 14, 2025 at 4:00 PM
That fella who tackled and disarmed one of the Bondi shooters from behind, I'd really like to buy him a mega pint. Sir, I salute you.
Some great books this week. Enjoyed all three. Small Boat though is not just for the 'Guardian reading, tofu-eating wokearati' - very thought provoking
December 14, 2025 at 9:49 AM
Some great books this week. Enjoyed all three. Small Boat though is not just for the 'Guardian reading, tofu-eating wokearati' - very thought provoking
Rage Against the Machine was named after a middle-aged man trying to set up a new mobile phone
December 14, 2025 at 9:31 AM
Rage Against the Machine was named after a middle-aged man trying to set up a new mobile phone
Knocked some tiles off and put some filler/plaster in the holes in the wall. I feel so manly that masculinity is oozing out of me. Wait, that sounds a bit wrong.
December 13, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Knocked some tiles off and put some filler/plaster in the holes in the wall. I feel so manly that masculinity is oozing out of me. Wait, that sounds a bit wrong.
Mrs C has come back from her allotment in tears as someone has stolen all her brussels sprouts she has been growing. Secretly, I'm delighted, I'd torch the green balls of death off the face of the planet for all the evil repugnance they deliver
December 13, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Mrs C has come back from her allotment in tears as someone has stolen all her brussels sprouts she has been growing. Secretly, I'm delighted, I'd torch the green balls of death off the face of the planet for all the evil repugnance they deliver
I thinks she means 'too many people in her'
December 11, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I thinks she means 'too many people in her'
Secret Santa at work got me good with a flask and dinosaur 🦖 mug.
December 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Secret Santa at work got me good with a flask and dinosaur 🦖 mug.
Day 11 on Mrs C's fragrance advent calendar is god only knows what 'cos I'm so full of cold that my nose can only be cleared with an Exocet missile
December 11, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Day 11 on Mrs C's fragrance advent calendar is god only knows what 'cos I'm so full of cold that my nose can only be cleared with an Exocet missile
Blood has been drawn but the tree is up and looks deader than Twitter. Can't find the 🦖 topper so spaceman Stanley stars at the top
December 10, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Blood has been drawn but the tree is up and looks deader than Twitter. Can't find the 🦖 topper so spaceman Stanley stars at the top
Big shout out to all those who have smashed their way through an advent calendar like a tramp on chips. Actually smashed it last week but didn't want to sound like a pig...
December 10, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Big shout out to all those who have smashed their way through an advent calendar like a tramp on chips. Actually smashed it last week but didn't want to sound like a pig...
The only acceptable drink when you are poorly is Lucozade with the orange wrapper. You must only refer to it as 'poorly pop' and everyone will know what you mean.
December 7, 2025 at 9:21 AM
The only acceptable drink when you are poorly is Lucozade with the orange wrapper. You must only refer to it as 'poorly pop' and everyone will know what you mean.
Me waking up this morning after yesterday's Christmas do
December 6, 2025 at 7:10 PM
Me waking up this morning after yesterday's Christmas do
I've tried watching #StrangerThings but I've got no idea what's going on. I don't think the script knows either. Some kid with a shit haircut that looks like he's going to be a virgin the rest of his life and a villain that looks like he's made of plasticine.
December 4, 2025 at 10:04 PM
I've tried watching #StrangerThings but I've got no idea what's going on. I don't think the script knows either. Some kid with a shit haircut that looks like he's going to be a virgin the rest of his life and a villain that looks like he's made of plasticine.
Christmas do tomorrow and I need to start drinking early: Who Dares Gins
December 4, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Christmas do tomorrow and I need to start drinking early: Who Dares Gins
Full mental fucknuttery from the dogs tonight after getting home from work. Dogs are bloody ace.
December 4, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Full mental fucknuttery from the dogs tonight after getting home from work. Dogs are bloody ace.
Reached peak middle-age by declaring that I will only be shopping at M&S for Christmas shopping. Fuck my life and my elasticated comfy-fit jeans.
December 3, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Reached peak middle-age by declaring that I will only be shopping at M&S for Christmas shopping. Fuck my life and my elasticated comfy-fit jeans.
Train dreams on Netflix. Beautiful, moving, intimate. I've got a lump in my throat.
December 1, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Train dreams on Netflix. Beautiful, moving, intimate. I've got a lump in my throat.