Cool Ranch Soda
@cool-ranch-soda.bsky.social
Raconteur. Epigrammaticist. Big word user. International man of pancakes.
Validating all of your good decisions from God's own country, north of Boston
Validating all of your good decisions from God's own country, north of Boston
As the light returns to the world I wish you all peace and joy. And fancy clothing
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
As the light returns to the world I wish you all peace and joy. And fancy clothing
Salvador Dali achievement unlocked
September 21, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Salvador Dali achievement unlocked
I met Dan Pashman today and instead of asking him to autograph my tongue, I had him sign a box of his pasta shape. That's less weird.
September 6, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I met Dan Pashman today and instead of asking him to autograph my tongue, I had him sign a box of his pasta shape. That's less weird.
Maybe this will fix me.
August 13, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Maybe this will fix me.
My child is a genius, this is clear
July 17, 2025 at 9:40 PM
My child is a genius, this is clear
I have in season strawberries and some balsamic vinegar that is old enough to vote, so there that at least.
June 24, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I have in season strawberries and some balsamic vinegar that is old enough to vote, so there that at least.
Lookit this clown trying to fly casual like he's not stalking my popcorn
June 19, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Lookit this clown trying to fly casual like he's not stalking my popcorn
Got my chop suey sandwich
Got my ocean view
Got my ocean view
June 19, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Got my chop suey sandwich
Got my ocean view
Got my ocean view
Things are pretty bad right now but look at these baked potatoes with Welsh rarebit sauce that I made
June 13, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Things are pretty bad right now but look at these baked potatoes with Welsh rarebit sauce that I made
My local has a "party" dial just sitting out there in the open. Should I turn it??
May 21, 2025 at 10:08 PM
My local has a "party" dial just sitting out there in the open. Should I turn it??
General Mills candies are now micro-marketing, I see.
March 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
General Mills candies are now micro-marketing, I see.
This cat is reconsidering all his life choices.
February 24, 2025 at 12:14 AM
This cat is reconsidering all his life choices.
Hey things are bad right now but I did get all this in the mail from an old friend so there's that at least.
February 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Hey things are bad right now but I did get all this in the mail from an old friend so there's that at least.
Hey things seem pretty badly fucked rn but on the bright side check out my hat
February 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey things seem pretty badly fucked rn but on the bright side check out my hat
Further developments
January 27, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Further developments
Just look at this sweet little asshole.
January 27, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Just look at this sweet little asshole.
I don't love being "needs reading glasses" years old but they do make it easy to practice my withering looks.
January 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
I don't love being "needs reading glasses" years old but they do make it easy to practice my withering looks.
This cat has given up being performatively hostile to our guests
January 1, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This cat has given up being performatively hostile to our guests
Tony Levin and Danny Carey of BEAT, playing the music of King Crimson, Lynn, Massachusetts 6 Dec 2024
December 31, 2024 at 8:31 PM
Tony Levin and Danny Carey of BEAT, playing the music of King Crimson, Lynn, Massachusetts 6 Dec 2024
My 6th grader has some things figured out
December 30, 2024 at 6:19 PM
My 6th grader has some things figured out
Can someone more Catholic than me explain what the hell is going on in this 1935-ish Valentine's day card from my mom's great-uncles to their mom?
That's seems like an awful lot of ejaculations, even for Bluesky.
That's seems like an awful lot of ejaculations, even for Bluesky.
December 27, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Can someone more Catholic than me explain what the hell is going on in this 1935-ish Valentine's day card from my mom's great-uncles to their mom?
That's seems like an awful lot of ejaculations, even for Bluesky.
That's seems like an awful lot of ejaculations, even for Bluesky.
This cat is helping, by eating the pieces
December 26, 2024 at 1:29 AM
This cat is helping, by eating the pieces
Hey check it out the local Tesla dealer has some blue wrapped cybertrucks!
December 15, 2024 at 6:20 PM
Hey check it out the local Tesla dealer has some blue wrapped cybertrucks!
This cat wants you all to know that he has been neither fed nor brushed for almost TWO HOURS
December 8, 2024 at 1:56 PM
This cat wants you all to know that he has been neither fed nor brushed for almost TWO HOURS