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Raconteur. Epigrammaticist. Big word user. International man of pancakes.

Validating all of your good decisions from God's own country, north of Boston
As an Ohioan Browns fan by birth who now wishes them perpetual turmoil, and as a grateful alum of a college Bill gave a big pile of $ to, and as a current Masshole, and as a messy bitch, I am manifesting this future really hard rn
December 20, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I absolutely will be playing alone at home. And for God's sake I must have been hit on the head this week to not line up Rod Stewart with "Jeff Beck Group!"
December 19, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Could we count Bob Marley's cameo in the bottom left, if you're not being perfectly strict about the words?

Say... where's the "Rod Stewart mentioned" square?
December 18, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I think my rural Ohio upbringing held me back a couple decades... I came across Neuromancer and Anne McCaffrey in the 80's and whatever was weird about them didn't rise above the general background of "we don't do that here".
December 12, 2025 at 12:28 AM
I'm curious what strikes you as dishonest about it (serious question! Not a sealion!). I mostly read F/SF, and explain my tastes as "speculative fiction, mostly" to people since it covers a lot of ground in a few words. But if that is coming across as appealing to snobbery, i'll stop! F*** dem snobs
December 11, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Yeah... It's blissful.
December 5, 2025 at 12:40 PM
DOUG STOP
November 22, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Strange indeed. I saw a different flavor of that same error on some enterprise sites my group supports that interpolated "cloudflare unblock" or something in the middle of a very similar statement.
November 18, 2025 at 3:27 PM
yes, this is the error message that sites that use Cloudflare are presenting, since Cloudflare is down.
November 18, 2025 at 2:14 PM
F**k you, it's a large Dunks regular and a Marlboro Red. Am I doing it right?
November 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
What does Market Basket (Demoulas' for the old folks) have over Shaw's, Stop & Shop, etc.? Customer service, peerless produce quality and selection, price, overall selection, cleanliness of stores, local brands, treatment of staff... other than that, nothing!

I'm already mentally sitting shiva.
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 PM
hey
November 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Yes!!! BBW is the most fun combo to play.... For the one playing the deck. The power! The control!!!! The dismay on your opponent's face!
November 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Why hello fellow Blue player!! Shithousery in MTG is the best kind of shithousery
November 7, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Oh my lord people need to stop saying "Senator Moulton" in case it's a Beetlejuice or Bloody Mary type situation!
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 AM
This time of year? We both know it's "leaves on the rails"
November 1, 2025 at 11:25 AM
I am not following that link...
October 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
[it] drives me crazy
October 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM